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NFL 2019-2020

shithawk420

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Im in so much pain i said fuck ii.it does the the job ok but fuck its expensive
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Bababooey

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Dang, you had the big 20mm automated Vulcan cannon on ur ship too? I heard big gatling guns sound like giant zippers when they fire. Were you on the ship Hamilton? That was the only ship I could find that had a 76mm cannon and the CIWS. Most newer coast guard cutters have a 57mm auto cannon instead of the 76mm one.
The air force would have been cool, DB, I hear the food is better there. Working with nukes would have been interesting to say the least except if they stick you in a missile silo for 24hrs at a time, that seems boring unless you can watch tv or use the internet.

Frying up the soft corn tortillas is one way to do it, but I don’t think it would turn out like taco bell hard tacos, it’d be more chewier and tougher I would think. Those taco bell hard shells are like crunchy and easily broken into pieces, the doritos shells even more so.

So you’ve given up all processed sugar and hfcs? You’ll probably lose 5-10lbs in the first month, maybe have abs in 6 mths. Bonus points if you cut out all white bread and rice.



Yeah, I guess the food truck analogy extends to all these little vendors that set up tables in touristy areas, the existing businesses there aren’t going to be happy that some dude is selling the same chinese made tourist crap for 25% less than he is because they don’t have to pay taxes/rent etc. It’s like a disincentive to actually do business legally.

A 3 hr tour will allow you to service multiple old ladies, Pop, just make sure you stock up on boner pills. And extra Depends too, sounds like they’ll need ‘em.

Who’s this uncle roger, Hawk? Is he this Asian dude who mocks other influencers? Sounds like a decent watch if it’s funny.

I usually go with clark and Sheffield bourbon and evan Williams whiskey if I want something cheap and good, havent had jim or jack in a while. Jack’s a little too rich for my blood, jim is cheaper but still havent had it in a while. Might have to pick up a bottle and do the fruit thing if you think it’s good. You add any sweeteners in it, Hawk?
That cognac looks good, is remy martin very expensive? Ive gotten cheap cognac at sams club before, was a little sweet for my taste but it was alright.

Maybe a good gig for u would be a chef/bartender in a small bar, you could serve good food and drinks to a small group of customers, if they know you well enough you could even act a fool in front of them and they’ll come back because the food/booze is worth it.

Here’s the poor man’s big mac, a double cheeseburger no ketchup no mustard add lettuce and mac sauce. Not bad, less bread than a real big mac but no sesame seeds on the bun.
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D. B. Doober

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Getting Mac sauce added to my double cheeseburgers next time.
I was on Gallatin...it's owned by Vietnam or something now. Was decommissioned like 5-10 years ago. Yes the Vulcan ciws thing...they called it the Sea Wiz. It shoots bullets so fast it has to shoot them off with electricity. It's all electric, no firing pin I don't think.
 

shithawk420

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Yeah,I don't know if uncle Roger is a chef or what but he makes fun of bad chefs.you wanna see some fucked up shit? Watch cooking with kay.i can't believe she's such a bad cook it's gotta be fake.but she is British so maybe it's real.no offense to British people but you guys can't cook for shit.who the fuck eats beans on toast for breakfast? Not that I eat breakfast.beer and a stiff drink is my breakfast.probably won't live to 40 but fuck it in this clown world.

Yeah that Remi Martin is decent cognac.the v.s.o.p is kinda a grade they use.did you guys know cognac is just a fortified wine but distilled?good stuff.i could never get a gig at a bar.i have to be buzzed to deal with the drunk people.hell I could be chef,bartender and bouncer.id be like Patrick Swayze road house style and bartender chef mixed in one.best part of that movie is when he ripped the guys throat out.i always wanted to do that.rip the trachea right out but I'd let them live so they could never talk again.im a mean bastard.

If those cannons were electric then they are probably EMP cannons.you should see the big one.its so big I don't even remember the scale of it.i don't why they would build a 100 million dollar cannon but fuck it would probably disintegrate a boat.80% of taxes goes to black ops military shit.imagine the shit we don't know about.they already have stealth camo.
 

shithawk420

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Bought some Jonny too cause fuck it.not gonna open that cause I don't wanna be wasted with my lamb roast.gonna do it Greek style with fresh mint and herbs in olive oil.should be fantastic if I don't get too wasted.ill let you guys know if it was a success.
Speaking of Chipotle did you guys remember a year or 2 ago urban youths were stealing food from Chipotle? I guess it was a fad or something.the old dine and dash.i don't have a life anymore so I watch the news a lot.these fuckers just go in and tear shit up.fuck these punks.if I did it I'd go to prison but they spend one night in jail and that's it.im sick of this clown world.fuck them all.sorry about the dirty table.thats where I snort my drugs.been meaning to clean it
 

D. B. Doober

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@pop_rocks you really going on that cruise? How far is it from shore? Babes?
I never tried boner pills...might try to get a free sample or something. Drill those old dirt birds homie. Try to get like $10 for pizza off them too.
Losing weight...eating one meal a day at like 4, walking at least 2 miles a day. Taking the Trulicity. Taking the phenofibrate cholesterol stuff. Last dose of the Haldol was Feb 20th so that's over with thankfully.
Smoking good now, Xtrates kief from Revolutionary Clinic Fresh Pond...it melts then bubbles n shit. Very medicated. 1 hit. The kief I grabbed from Nature's Heritage was like ground flower or something. Burned totally different and like no high from that garbage. Have my kief medication for the month.
Apartment inspection on 24th. Pops, 76mm holes in wall dude! No it's good.
Just had some Gorton's fishsticks and tater tots
Shithawk you going to drink all that Johnny Walker tonight? Should invite some chicks over.
Just saw commercial for Just for Men 1 day color stick. I have some white hairs. Might try it.
 

shithawk420

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johnnie walker the blue label is the good stuff.gonna finish the cognac first.drinking natty ice so i dont get wasted before cooking the lamb roast. i dont like vodka.i like rum and coke like julian from trailer park boys.ive always got a drink in my hand.

i saw this guy on youtube who takes cruises.if your lucky you can get a decent cruise for like $200 if you can find the right deal.

man i wish i knew some chicks.i just moved here in davenport.some of them are fine.tinder dont work unless you pay for it.matched with a cute 30 year old but it probably wont happen.neighbors mostly keep to themselves wich i love.my old meth head neighbors were a nightmare and i still want to kill them.turns out they moved to Iowa.probably Clinton.their poor trash.cant afford where i live but if i see them ill chackie chan side kick them.

so wow doob the coast gaurd must have been a trip.not even a little drinking and coke bumps?id still do it if i could.my dad was in the Army.and my great grandpa was in the Navy in ww2.wish i joined up.too old now.im 35 going bald and grey hair from all the drinking and drugs.eh life stinks
 

shithawk420

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Heres the marinade state.red wine garlic,rosemary,mint salt pepper.i thought about cilantro but that would be too much.i might just let it marinade over night.but I'm sorry I know this is a football thread.but you guys are my boys.i like you guys.id love to hear som coast guard stories doob.dont you need a bachelor degree to get in?
 

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pop_rocks

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whats happening boys!
sounds like hawk got the remy in his system and i hope you are feeling fine hawk
we must be on the same wave length, some weird freaky friday things going on with the time change! you dranking that brown liquor too man?
/pour me four fingers with a piece of ice in a dirty glass
that sucks that your mouth still hurts man, as long as its not red and puffy you will be ok brother
if it is brush the shit out of that on the regs and i mean that
/i had a friend who had some f'd up tooth and the infection spread to his brain
the mrs made some seasoned ground meat thing this weeeknd that we ate with pitas! grinding and i told her how should have made a yogurt sauce and it would have been like greek food
/bonus points if we made the yellow rice!
yeah baba, the home fired shells are not where near like the crunchy shells you get ina store, i think they use a special super thin tortilla and then fry the shit out of it
but its so good!
man, i almost stopped off at mcDs today for a mcdbl
i just wnted that taste and had about two hours of road ahead of me so wth?1 but i didnt because the mrs is afraid of flavor
yeah baba uncle rodger roastes other chefs, he has this thing with gordon ramsey and shows some pretty fun videos
no doobs im not getting a job on a cruise anytime soon
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if i had weiner pills i would throw them over the side of the boat! i work hard enough as it is
im basically unemployable or something like that, or at least thats what i keep tell the mrs
/at least i still have my $$$ and good looks! drinks are on me boys
it just sounded like a fun gig, like working at the anmal shelter or doing the after shcool program and interacting with the kids
you keep kicking ass btoher! it sounds like you are on the right track adn you just need to work it for a few months with your fitness
/lets see some nudes!
that mini mac looks great baba! i wish i had some burgers this weekend
dont get me started on this hamilton shit! didnt arron burr shoot him dead?
so whyis he all the girls want to watch on tv?
f'your whiskey tax and central banks!
 
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Bababooey

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Alright, u served on the Gallatin. Ur right, said it was decommissioned back in 2014 and sold/given to the Nigerian Navy, where it’s used in anti-piracy operations. Too bad you couldn’t fight any pirates. How far would you get from the US shore? I heard back in the Vietnam war there were coast guard ships that were sent there to patrol those waters.

You like watching those cooking shows huh Hawk? I’ll have to check out cooking with kay. I guess that’s the stereotype of traditional british cuisine, that it’s not very flavorful, but Indian food is big there, and they like burgers and pizza too, so I think people who live there don’t have any problems finding food they like. But yeah, beans on toast is more simple/poverty food, maybe like oatmeal or grits in the US.
A liquid breakfast is like hair of the dog, gives you calories and makes you less hungover.

Didn’t they remake Roadhouse with the Rock? Did u see that? I guess the first one is a classic, not sure about ripping the throat out, is that possible in real life? Somehow I doubt it, crushing a windpipe is a thing to kill someone but ripping a throat out with a bare hand sounds really hard to do on a corpse, much less a living human who’s resisting.

I thought Greek style was lemons and olive oil and oregano? But fresh herbs and mint and olive oil and red wine sounds good too. Got some lamb from the Mexican grocery store, might post that up here too. Kind of just tastes like a slightly gamier beef to me. What does lamb taste like to u, Hawk? Like beef but not really?
I saw something on social media how some young black dudes were canceling a chipotle manager for making them pay before making their food, saying she was racist, and she got fired. But turned out apparently on an earlier trip they had grabbed the food and walked out without paying, and chipotle offered her job back.

Which black guy are you talking about, DB? Im glad u got good kief from ur favorite grower, that sucks if that other grower was trying to pump up profits by passing off low grade stuff as kief. And it seems like the weight is dropping off too, with better diet, exercise and change in meds. You might be rocking a beach body by summer.

It’s been a while since I had a rum and coke, hawk. Captain morgan rum is pretty cheap, might pick up a bottle tho it’s a little sweet for my taste. What r the chicks like in iowa? Thicker than a snicker, or skinny as a 10yr old boy?
 

Bababooey

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EDIT: sorry didn’t see Pop’s post, didn’t refresh my browser.
Ive heard of people with tooth infections that don’t treat them and yeah, infection spreads and stuff. What happened to ur friend? Had to be hospitalized? What were some of the warning signs? Fever and worse?
I guess uncle roger is a yt character by a british comedian, he actually speaks English like a native but adopts this accent to make it ‘funny’. There’s another guy who does that, steven he, he does asian parent skits that cause ‘emotional damage’ to his kids.
 

shithawk420

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Damn sorry boys.i got drunk and forgot to take an after pic.it must have been good cause I guess I ate the whole thing.still got wine and onion sauce left.

Yeah I got plowed.drank half a bottle of wine,the Remi and the bottle of Johnnie's and pills.i gotta slow down.

I didn't know John Holmes was on the love boat.never watched that show anyway.that reminded me of a TPB episode when he wanted to get phenis pills for his daughter.he mistook fetus for phenis and it was viagra! Lol

A word of warning Baba,cooking with kay is disgusting.i found it on the August the duck Channel were he makes fun of bad cooks like uncle roger.how anyone can be such a bad cook amazes meis simple science.

Lamb to me is like beef.just a little different.and yeah Greek recipe is olive oil and mint.but it must of been good cause I ate the whole thing.i think my mom had some too.said she never ate lamb for ethical reasons.definitly do it again.came from Aldi.Aldi is not cheap.i don't care what anyone says.they have good stuff though.lobster is next on my list.

Got leftover mint and rosemary.might make gauc with that.

I like bacardi.dont like captain Morgan plus it's only 70 proof.bacardi is 80.well anyway I'm out of booze and hungry.gonna take a nap.have a good day boys.

Yeah you can die from a tooth infection.i bought a water pick and don't use it cause it a pita.

I've seen Steven He.hes pretty funny and a millionaire from his vids.

The chick's are pretty hot.nice and thick with the yoga pants.its hard not to stare
 

pop_rocks

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he died, the infection spread to his brain and that was it
he had f'd up teeth for as long as i knew him but it got really bad at one point where he talked kind of funny because of the swelling in his mouth
the mrs loves lamb and i think the boys do too
im not that big into it, like you said it tastes kind of like a gamey piece of meat
neither of those spices belong in guac man
fwiw, i dont like romsemarry hawk! but we had a rosemarry bush in the yard and my old dog used to love it
she would go up under that bush and rub herself all over with it and then come to me happy as pie;ugggghh you stinky dog!
i would take the mint and muddle it up, add clear liquor as needed
i hear certain botanicals have medicinal properties! maybe it will help with your tooth ache
yeah uncle roger breaks character a lot, "sorry children" in perfect english, but if you have asian relatives he is spot on
f'this time change! where has my day gone?!
 

Bababooey

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Mmm, do u get blackout drunk a lot, Hawk? That’s only happened to me once or twice before and it’s always scary, like im wondering what the heck I was doing while I was blacked out? Strip down to my boxers and go running down the street screaming like a madman?

Yeah, I saw that cooking with kay channel, it’s just as horrible as u say. Don’t know where she learned to cook but people in a prison cell could make a better meal than she does.
I think ive noticed aldi and trader joe’s getting more expensive too. You know inflation is bad when they ring you up at aldi and ur like ‘damn’.

Alright, Bacardi has the proper abv percentage, good to know. They also make a coconut rum too if you want to make some tropical mixed drinks with it. Serve it in a cup that looks like a fake coconut with an umbrella sticking out.

Yoga pants were a great invention, for women cause theyre very comfortable, for guys cause they love to check out booties.

Dang, when it’s affecting your normal activities (talking) u know an infection has gotten bad. And yeah, it reaching the brain is like past the point of no return. Sorry to hear that happened to someone u knew.

I cant say I have any aversion to rosemary, Pop, I don’t use it in a lot of cooking though. Maybe in some Italian stuff, but I guess oregano thyme basil are the primary Italian seasonings.

So the bears traded down with the panthers, got the #9 pick, a low 2nd rounder, next years 1st rd, next next year’s 2nd rd pick. That’s a decent haul for moving down 8 spots, can still get a good defender; (Jalen carter might be there, he got arrested for drag racing during the combine, went from a top 4 guy to top 12 pick. Free agency starts Wednesday, deals are being agreed to verbally for now and on Wed they’ll be officially signed.
 

pop_rocks

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ohh that deal has my hat spinning!
two #1s/ two #2s / isnt a bad haul and like you said the bear could still pick up a quality player at that spot
so does that mean carolina is picking up the latest hto shit qb? who would that be?
i need to brush up on my draft but im a rams fan, we dont draft in the first round
im not liking the j.ram trade but im going to trust the system and hope they are working in the teams best interest
/cap space would be my first guess
l.jax and a.rog are still up for deals
i love oregeno, that was what the mrs put into the meat she made this weekend
she said she put too much but it was jsut right if you ask me! lots of flavor 9of course she also loaded it up with other seasonings) and i dont mind most herbs,i just i dont like rosemarry and ginger
i can handle them in small amounts for the most part but its like im super sensitive to their taste and it can easily overpower a dish
coconut rum is too sweet! i knew this girl who loved that malibu stuff, super sweet fake coconut juice
gross
yeah we called him spider and he kicked all kinds of ass
this guy was cool as hell and dressed like a pimp, i seriously mean that
in his off time he would but these custom clothes from tailors that were ;like suits made from colors would yould only see on f'n mushies all cut to fit
but he rocked that shit and rocked it well
yeah man, he was cool
 
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shithawk420

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I wouldn't use rosemary.i was just drunk and trying to figure out what to do with it.

I got black out drunk last night.ive got to cool it down or I'm gonna die.i guess I ate the whole lamb roast

Hopefully the Bears finally do something right this year

Went to the taco place earlier.got a chicken taco and a pork belly taco.kinda wish I had another one but my mouth hurts anyway
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pop_rocks

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that looks pretty good man!
a pollo asado taco is always a good go to as long as its grilled chicken
if the pork belly is what im thinking of we call it buche here in socal, its the pork belly and has a super porky taste with lots of the juice
kind of like super chewy fatty bacon
 

shithawk420

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Yeah I don't know how to describe the pork belly and I don't know how that made it but it didn't taste like bacon even though that's the part bacon comes from.it was good but it was $7 for the 2 tacos and almost $3 for a small bag of chips and salsa.still better and cheaper and filled me up more than taco bell
 

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