I just read this on Reddit and loled, had to share -
can you imagine what was going thru walt's head for the last 3 years?
ever since walt took over the parchment and napkin division at reynolds he knew he would never make it big like the guys at the cling wrap division.
he was good with that.
his work load was steady and predictable.
just the way walt liked it.
then along came all these weird spikes in his sales charts.
la and nor cal along with parts of co couldnt keep parchment on the shelves!
what gives?
ol' walt was at a loss but kept chugging along doubling and in some markets quadrupling his normal orders. they couldnt keep up and walt was worrying more than a puppy trying to poop a peach pit.
after the 3rd yearof absolut madness, walt hit record sales doubling what was before the world wide sales goals for his division.
last week, old walt, well he cashed out and with his stock options and bonuses he is now sitting in a top of the line lay-z-boy and just napping the days away.....
can you imagine what was going thru walt's head for the last 3 years?
ever since walt took over the parchment and napkin division at reynolds he knew he would never make it big like the guys at the cling wrap division.
he was good with that.
his work load was steady and predictable.
just the way walt liked it.
then along came all these weird spikes in his sales charts.
la and nor cal along with parts of co couldnt keep parchment on the shelves!
what gives?
ol' walt was at a loss but kept chugging along doubling and in some markets quadrupling his normal orders. they couldnt keep up and walt was worrying more than a puppy trying to poop a peach pit.
after the 3rd yearof absolut madness, walt hit record sales doubling what was before the world wide sales goals for his division.
last week, old walt, well he cashed out and with his stock options and bonuses he is now sitting in a top of the line lay-z-boy and just napping the days away.....
