TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
I guess rimming your chick is out of the question.
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What do you think? I'm some kind of prude? If she's really hot and she has a nice pink puckerer I'm all in there.
AgentPothead
Just this guy, ya know?
A bidet sprays water to clean your ass. The only people who are against them are people who have never used them. I'll let you get back to wiping a piece of cloth 1/3 of a millimeter in thickness against your asshole since some of ya'll seem to prefer that. 
Yes Sir!!! I apologize to all the weirdos and Europeans I offended.
AgentPothead
Just this guy, ya know?
It's okay, we weren't offended by Mister Shitty Fingers. 
If you were paying attention you would know that I shower with soap and water after every crap, Mr. Bidet. And I wash my hands religiously. My ass is cleaner than an operating room and my hands are a close second.It's okay, we weren't offended by Mister Shitty Fingers.
Bidets are weird but they're better than a shitty ass I guess.
AgentPothead
Just this guy, ya know?
If you use toilet paper, literally every time you wipe you are getting shitty fingers. Where as if you use a bidet, your hands never go anywhere near the shit. Why get shitty fingers to clean them off when you can just, you know, never get shitty fingers? It makes no sense. It's the exact same thing as using the leaves you did hundreds of thousands of years ago. Technology progressed, maybe your ass cleaning should as well.
You'll be needing one of those hi-powered nozzels - that jet-wash your ass then - like what they have in most SEAsian toilets/w.c.'s - Whooooooosh! - quite a ride - just be careful not to give yourself an accidental colonic irrigation with it - you could blow a gasket.
It's a two step cleaning process, dry and wet. I don't know what you're doing to get poop on your fingers. Maybe you need more toilet paper? Anyway, any microscopic traces of turd that may have made their way on my fingers are washed off during the shower. It's all very sanitary, I can assure you. Either way I'm just not ready to install a butt bathtub in my home.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
My next bathroom reno is going to include a heated bidet and a warm towel dispenser.
AgentPothead
Just this guy, ya know?
That's great, but the point is why you are still cleaning yourself the way monkeys did 300,000 years ago instead of joining the more technologically minded members of your species.
I don't know. I guess I'm still a monkey at heart. At least we can agree on one thing though, and that is that most people, especially us in North America, don't take butt hygiene seriously enough.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
I got that a few years ago. It's a lot easier than cutting wood to make a fire to heat the water I use to wash my ass.He should get electricity too.
AgentPothead
Just this guy, ya know?
And don't take it personally I'm not trying to be an ass. It just comes naturally
I'm not trying to be an ass. It just comes naturally 
why am i not surprised to see this ?
St. Phatty
Active member
The more technologically minded understand that access to water is a rare luxury.
Dry Septic is what we will be using in 100 years. No added water.
i agree. most wars fought in the next hundred years or so will be over fresh water unless they figure out a really cheap way to remove salt from sea water. life depends on it...
