How often do you shower ?

[Teddybrae]

Bath night went out of fashion about the same time as the rows of tenements were knocked down in places like Carlton.

My Auntie Con (bless her nicotine coated lungs) had a karzi down the back too. I stayed with her in that brick ghetto once. Once ...
The milko and his battery powered cart would be the first sound in the grey street each morning.

It was DREADFUL, Dook!

Whatever happened to bath night.

While I agree that some people should never come out of the shower, most are getting in before they need to. It becomes habit. With showering frequency that doesn't reflect the weather or levels of physical activity that may hasten the need. It's simply daily, rather than when needed.

 

[TychoMonolyth]

yup

 

[Tonygreen]

Soon as my balls sweat its into the drink ASAP.
Be walking around smelling like a mammoth in the Sahara otherwise.

 

[St. Phatty]

Speaking of Golden Showers -

is it possible to buy animal Urine, like Cow Urine ?

Nice organic nitrogen.

 

[rolandomota]

Get in and get out stop wasting all the fucking water jacking off in their

 

[TychoMonolyth]

But it's the only place in the house with a floor drain.

 

[Frylock]

yup

This graph would have been 'Orange section washing' and 'Blue section masturbating' in my teens

 

[TychoMonolyth]

I read somewhere that a 13 year old masturbates 8 times a day. I thought.... no fucking way. More like 13 tines a day.

 

[Teddybrae]

Aw what a brag artist! Aussies call people who make such claims: Bullshitters. What's it called in Canadia?

I read somewhere that a 13 year old masturbates 8 times a day. I thought.... no fucking way. More like 13 tines a day.

 

[TychoMonolyth]

Aw what a brag artist! Aussies call people who make such claims: Bullshitters. What's it called in Canadia?

Normal. lol

 

[anoydas 666]

about every three weeks depends on the taste report.

 

[CodeineCup]

from 3-5 times a day

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

actually its not so good for you to bath/shower too often - you loose healthy skin bacteria's and oils.

 

[anoydas 666]

tis true.

 

[soil margin]

actually its not so good for you to bath/shower too often - you loose healthy skin bacteria's and oils.

True, but some of us have plenty of bacteria's and oils to spare.

My personal showering formula is as follows: number of times I defecate in a day, X, add that to the number of times I workout in a day, Y.

X+Y=Z, and Z is the number of showers I take in a day. I absolutely cannot stand walking around/sitting around with microscopic shit particles on my ass that are left even after a good wipe. I also hate the feeling of dried sweat on my skin, so have to shower soon after anytime I workout.

 

[St. Phatty]

Just take a bath.

 

[Mr. J]

Every time I shit. If I shit 10 times I shower 10 times. All you dirty ass having muhfuckas walking around with shit on your asses, disgusting.

Don't tell me that wiping is enough because it isn't. Neither are wet wipes. When you clean your body do you just wipe down with a dry towel? Or do you take a sponge bath? No. Because if you want to be clean you wash with soap and running water. End of story.

 

[dddaver]

Get a bidet. This thread is disgusting and demeaning. I feel lessened by clicking on it. Tell your shit stories on Fuckbook or Instashit.

 

[MedFaced]

Get a bidet. This thread is disgusting and demeaning. I feel lessened by clicking on it. Tell your shit stories on Fuckbook or Instashit.

Says the guy that knew what a bidget was.

 

[Mr. J]

Get a bidet. This thread is disgusting and demeaning. I feel lessened by clicking on it. Tell your shit stories on Fuckbook or Instashit.

Fuckoff with the bidet. I don't need an ass bathtub.That's some really dumb shit for weirdos like you, and Europeans. Take a fucking shower ya dirt.