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How I've thwarted drug dogs multiple times, and how you can too!

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Classy@Home

I would be more interested if the OP could enlighten us on how he has thwarted dog drugs...
 
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HempHut

Active member
Just to reiterate the point this is not someone you take security advice from -- or any sort of advice for that matter:

I thought the OP's user name seemed familiar, so I checked his past threads -- he starred in another winner in the outdoor forum a little while back entitled "Police or Ripper?"

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=221051
 

paladin420

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All I could think about after this thread was closed was "Monty Hollywood" a pro cecklezvokian (Hey I was on my phone and spell checker says it's a word)Shepard.. Looks like a rott crossed with a G Shepard..gurlfriend was a pro trainer.he was hers from school so he was crosstrained..if the OP tried any of this shit on ole Monty he would not need no deer piss..
Anyone else read OP's other thread and really wonder if someone of US was that????
Thanks JJ. Funny shit here... As long as no one tries it in RL
 
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COOKIE MONSTER

maybe a few pet skunks. in an emergency you could bitchslap one and make it spray. bet that would work

Haha.... tell the cop he cant search your trunk because it contains 30 kilo's of really potent skunk, step back and get ready to laugh :)
 
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Classy@Home

Haha.... tell the cop he cant search your trunk because it contains 30 kilo's of really potent skunk, step back and get ready to laugh :)
There goes my asthma again - Bastard...

Oh, plse get that one on video when it happens - pretty please...
 

Phillthy

Seven-Thirty
ICMag Donor
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i find it odd to take security advice from someone that has been pulled over so many times.

clean car inside and out. respectable attire while driving. sober. 99% of the time you get stopped it is because of your carelessness or your appearance. keep your shit clean and legit and dont get pulled over in the first place. done deal.
 
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Classy@Home

Forget the skunks, my latest brain wave is a trunk full of honey badgers :tiphat:
Honey badger dont give a shit, this weed is getting to where it should be or you get eaten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

This thread is honey badger approved :)
Honey badger don't give a shit - honey badger gonna smoke your shit...

Honey badger will smoke all your shit - in the trunk - then when leo opens the trunk, honey badger will say, "Hey, asshole - do you mind??? I'm hotboxing this mofo - I don't give a shit about no stinkin' traffic stop. The weed is gone, I'm all outta cobra, but pig sounds good".

Honey badger don't give a shit...
 

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