How I've thwarted drug dogs multiple times, and how you can too!

[supermanlives]

i hid coke in a fish once

 

[JJScorpio]

Holy shit, lol.....

So you think the best way to beat a search is to give the dog multiple areas to "hit on"? Did you happen to think that the law might put his hand in this "paste" while he's cutting open seats after the dog alerts him? And I bet he'd be smart enough to strp test this paste you speak of. And I can guarantee that when this dog gets multple strong hits that they aren't going to stop looking until they find it. It wouldn't take them long to start tearing open groceries after the dog starts going crazy in multiple spots. As for the dog food, they'd gladly dump that out right onto the ground. To advise anyone to intentionally do something to give an experienced dog multiple "hits" is completely foolish. The cop might think his dog gave one false hit. But if you think he's going to believe a half dozen false hits you better think again......

And I don't even know why I'm bothering, but how the hell are you hiding 10 pounds of bud in the neck of a dead deer? I don't know if you know how to field dress a deer, but you cut it from the breast to the ass. The only way to hide anything in the neck would be to not gut it and to stick it down it's throat. And it's going to look odd having a dead, ungutted deer, lol.....

 

[compost]

I usually triple bag mine. the last bag gets the double wrapped bag and pieces of clothing with ozium gel on them. I have to be pretty cautious now days. I can take an 1/8 out of the freezer into a cooler and by the time I am at work (45 minutes later) it smells like there is a dead skunk in my trunk.

 

[OpenStrife]

Holy shit, lol.....

So you think the best way to beat a search is to give the dog multiple areas to "hit on"? Did you happen to think that the law might put his hand in this "paste" while he's cutting open seats after the dog alerts him? And I bet he'd be smart enough to strp test this paste you speak of. And I can guarantee that when this dog gets multple strong hits that they aren't going to stop looking until they find it. It wouldn't take them long to start tearing open groceries after the dog starts going crazy in multiple spots. As for the dog food, they'd gladly dump that out right onto the ground. To advise anyone to intentionally do something to give an experienced dog multiple "hits" is completely foolish. The cop might think his dog gave one false hit. But if you think he's going to believe a half dozen false hits you better think again......

And I don't even know why I'm bothering, but how the hell are you hiding 10 pounds of bud in the neck of a dead deer? I don't know if you know how to field dress a deer, but you cut it from the breast to the ass. The only way to hide anything in the neck would be to not gut it and to stick it down it's throat. And it's going to look odd having a dead, ungutted deer, lol.....

When I say paste, I mean glue. He wont feel it and if you apply it smoothly and allow it to dry, it will be unable to be sensed except by a super exceptional nose.
The point of the extra hit points is to lead the dog to something else. The method is only good how you put it to use. The ability to lead a dog anywhere you want can be a useful skill if you know what to do. JS. Maybe you could put a 'hitpoint' near a small bud stash that overpowers the vac sealed one? Be creative, these ideas are not 100%, they are concepts. I couldn't explain every detail that goes into how I execute mine.

As for the deer. I do not hunt. That's what my buddies did. They never cut it in the field. As for 10 pounds, I didn't mean in 1 deer, or in the neck of a deer for that large amount. The neck was just an example. Easily fit an ounce or so in there.

JJScorpio, I appreciate your probing mind. It's a mind like yours that can take these methods and make them even better, or spotting potential flaws before they happen. I'm not a god. I can't make fool proof plans every time, but I do come up with general concepts a lot that have a lot of potential to work if you put them to use properly.

The same concepts can be applied to growing. You can learn the general concepts of growing online, but most of your knowledge will come from experience. There's too many small unsaid details on grow guides to be a master just by reading. This is why we need minds like yours to analyze these ideas and figure out how to make them better.

I'm not going to write an essay for each and every idea on how to perfect it, that's the users job because it depends on the situation.

 

[dagnabit]

One more tip guys!

I decided to leak this because it's fairly simple

8) If you have a truck, and go hunting, stash in a dead deer in the back. A cop is not going to make you throw your deer out so his dog can search, if he does, your drugs are in the deer, down his throat. My buddies used to traffic 10+ pounds at a time using this method. A dead deer is a dead deer, and a cop is unlikely to cut open it's throat to find your bud.

CRUSH?

we are being punked HARD MODE

 

[OpenStrife]

CRUSH?

we are being punked HARD MODE

Uh what?

 

[supermanlives]

One more tip guys!

I decided to leak this because it's fairly simple

8) If you have a truck, and go hunting, stash in a dead deer in the back. A cop is not going to make you throw your deer out so his dog can search, if he does, your drugs are in the deer, down his throat. My buddies used to traffic 10+ pounds at a time using this method. A dead deer is a dead deer, and a cop is unlikely to cut open it's throat to find your bud.

maybe the mushrooms you were eating made you mistake a moose for a deer. aint gonna fit 10 lbs of quality buds in a deer throat. if you become a carny you could travel with the circus . bet you could shove them 10 lbs up an elephants rear easilly females carry twice as much tho.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.......

 

[JJScorpio]

Are you insane?

"The ability to lead a dog anywhere you want can be a useful skill if you know what to do".

It's become quite obvious that you have never had your vehicle searched by a dog. I have. And I can tell you from experience that if there is nothing visible, they will start tearing things apart. And if the dog continues to alert them they will start tearing and cutting things open. Seats, floors, dash, headliners. They don't care.

When I say paste, I mean glue. He wont feel it and if you apply it smoothly and allow it to dry, it will be unable to be sensed except by a super exceptional nose.
The point of the extra hit points is to lead the dog to something else. The method is only good how you put it to use. The ability to lead a dog anywhere you want can be a useful skill if you know what to do. JS. Maybe you could put a 'hitpoint' near a small bud stash that overpowers the vac sealed one? Be creative, these ideas are not 100%, they are concepts. I couldn't explain every detail that goes into how I execute mine.

As for the deer. I do not hunt. That's what my buddies did. They never cut it in the field. As for 10 pounds, I didn't mean in 1 deer, or in the neck of a deer for that large amount. The neck was just an example. Easily fit an ounce or so in there.

JJScorpio, I appreciate your probing mind. It's a mind like yours that can take these methods and make them even better, or spotting potential flaws before they happen. I'm not a god. I can't make fool proof plans every time, but I do come up with general concepts a lot that have a lot of potential to work if you put them to use properly.

The same concepts can be applied to growing. You can learn the general concepts of growing online, but most of your knowledge will come from experience. There's too many small unsaid details on grow guides to be a master just by reading. This is why we need minds like yours to analyze these ideas and figure out how to make them better.

I'm not going to write an essay for each and every idea on how to perfect it, that's the users job because it depends on the situation.

 

[OpenStrife]

maybe the mushrooms you were eating made you mistake a moose for a deer. aint gonna fit 10 lbs of quality buds in a deer throat. if you become a carny you could travel with the circus . bet you could shove them 10 lbs up an elephants rear easilly females carry twice as much tho.

... this is probably the 10th facepalm I've done because of responses in this thread. Maybe it's because a lot of people on here are stoned? and I don't smoke that often? Like our brains are on 2 different ways of interpretted. Who knows.

Seriously? You're the second person to misread what I've typed. I don't like to be insulting but you may need to reread what I wrote.

I didn't say my boys put 10 lbs in a single deer....

Maybe I'm not expressing my ideas fully enough, but it seems you guys are assuming little details about examples I use based on the concept I give. A few ounces can easily fit in a deer. Maybe a few pounds if you package it correctly.. depends on how you do it, and how detailed you are about it. My boys didn't just stuff 10lbs down a deers throat. If you thought that, It saddens me to say that you need to rethink the size of a deer.

 

[bobcat1963]

I am calling bullshit on the OP and his/her posts.Enough is enough already.Try peanut butter in yer drawers.

 

[OpenStrife]

Are you insane?

"The ability to lead a dog anywhere you want can be a useful skill if you know what to do".

It's become quite obvious that you have never had your vehicle searched by a dog. I have. And I can tell you from experience that if there is nothing visible, they will start tearing things apart. And if the dog continues to alert them they will start tearing and cutting things open. Seats, floors, dash, headliners. They don't care.

Obviously things will be torn apart if you put it on the exterior or on the seats or something.

Put it on something that can't be torn apart. Or something that can be moved.

It really bothers me that I need to explain every little detail. I guess it's reasonable though, if you understood how to use concepts like this you wouldn't be questioning quite obvious things, or you would have come up with it on your own. No offense JJ.

The ability to direct a dog gives you power. How you use that power is up to you, it can be to your advantage, or to your detriment.

If you think I've never been searched by a dog in my years of moving everyday, then that's fine by me. You can believe what you want. I didn't just pull this stuff out of my ass.

If you don't use the false drug direction in a smart manner, and put it on something stupid, then your car is going to be fucked up by the dog/officer.

Are you also telling me that having unviewable weed crums on your floor, they're going to take your car apart? Oh I forgot, no stoner ever has weed crums on his floor. *facepalm*

Explaining these little details is becoming really bothersome. If you don't understand how something can be put to use, please, do not go insulting me and my advice. If you address the issue you have with it or something you can't figure out, or can't understand why I said something, then you can just ask. You don't have to jump to the conclusion that it's wrong because you don't understand it.

People who jump to conclusions because they don't understand something in the manner is it explained instead of asking, have 1 label in my mind, and I'd rather not say it on these forums because it's rather insulting and rascist.

Please, if you don't understand something, don't tell me I'm wrong when I am offering advice from my life with the intention to help everyone here. Simply ask, and if you still refuse to believe me or give me the benefit of the doubt, then leave the thread! Someone else who understands what I'm saying or who can think out side the box can find ways to put these techniques to use! It's not a lot to ask.

"If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all". Good thing to keep in mind. I'm not coming up here insulting people, calling people idiots, or anything like that. I am offering tips from my experience and ideas I have and I am getting met with harsh words. For a moment I almost forgot that I was on a cannabis forum, what happen to being peaceful and kind -.-


From this point on I am not going to respond to any hostile responses. If you have a problem or question about something I am saying because you can not understand how it could possibly work, then just say so. There's absolutely no need to be a hostile.

 

[supermanlives]

i bet an aligator could hold a bunch. and nobody messes with gators. and you would have the cool look with a gator in your pickup truck

 

[OpenStrife]

i bet an aligator could hold a bunch. and nobody messes with gators. and you would have the cool look with a gator in your pickup truck

Hahaha, If you can manage to get bud in the gator to where it didn't digest it, it would be straight. Though, any amount worth risking your ass for the gator would probably make him choke to death. Making it sort of pointless.

That reminds me of these guys who tried to smuggle marijuana by having it in a hidden trap underneath a cage with 2 grizzly bears in it. Edit: Not cocaine.
http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/newsroom/news_releases/archives/cbp_press_releases/012003/01312003_3.xml

Lul

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

I bet if the gator peed in the back of your truck, it would throw the dogs off too.

 

[GP73LPC]

fuck, just set the gator loose to kill the dog. problem solved

 

[Stoner4Life]

you've forgotten to mention hiding
it behind those radar dish ears dude...

or your 'behind the old mustachio trick'

and if all else fails and you've left
all of your deer urine @ home.......

you are one crazy sumbitch Strife, nice
job on turbo-posting your way to 50+ btw.

 

[JJScorpio]

Lets leave it at this. Once you get pulled over and the dogs brought in then you'll know what we're talking about...... Until then you need to take the cotton out of your ears and put it in your mouth.

And another piece of advice, most cops are going to find something one way or another. I think you'll be able to figure that out. I don't know whether you're a cop trying to get people busted or if you're just someone trying to be heard talking. But if anyone follows your advice I can tell them they'll get schooled real quick.... And we are a peaceful bunch. But we take it personal when someone gives advice that can get someone busted.....

But you are right about one thing, you're not going to respond anymore....... Thread closed....

 

[JJScorpio]

I've had a few members contact me telling me they thought this thread was funny and asked if it could be reopened for the comedy value....... So I'll reopen it as long as people promise not to try a few of the things suggested, lol......

 

[kmk420kali]

Ok, Strife...you say in order to get your weed to be undetected...you will force the dogs to hit on the car??
That is insane!! All the dog is for, at that point, is to give them Probable Cause to search your car...which you helped them with with your "Paste"!!
JJ is right...once they get the Hit from the dog, they will tear your shit apart...and don't think they will leave your chips alone...shit, they will open them just to snack on them!!
If you want to give advice...try telling ppl how to NOT get hit on by dogs (And please...no dead deer, like you are going to pay for a deer license, go hunt and kill it...to move a couple oz's?? lol)...or more importantly...HOW TO DRIVE, AND NOT GET PULLED OVER EVERYTIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!