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COOKIE MONSTER
Has anyone tried pissing on the drug dog to distract it?
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How I've thwarted drug dogs multiple times, and how you can too!
- Thread starter OpenStrife
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If your gator can't swallow all the weed you're moving, just get a bigger gator. Problem solved. You can fit a LOT of weed in a thousand pound gator. I think.
so now i need like 3 buddies that all managed to bag deer the same day.and i know damn well the size of deer as i have hunted them in new england since i was a kid along with everything else that moved.
HempHut
Active member
How about a fertilizer spreader mounted on top of the vehicle continually spraying out ground shake in a 360 degree pattern while shouting out the window "I CONSENT TO ALL SEARCHES!"
Oh, wear an empty potato chip bag on the head, too.
That's definitely gonna confuse dogs and human alike, right?
Oh, wear an empty potato chip bag on the head, too.
That's definitely gonna confuse dogs and human alike, right?
naw just cover the car in BACON everyone loves bacon
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KSP
If dumb were dirt this guy would be Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and most of Louisiana.
Ok, Strife...you say in order to get your weed to be undetected...you will force the dogs to hit on the car??
That is insane!! All the dog is for, at that point, is to give them Probable Cause to search your car...which you helped them with with your "Paste"!!
JJ is right...once they get the Hit from the dog, they will tear your shit apart...and don't think they will leave your chips alone...shit, they will open them just to snack on them!!
If you want to give advice...try telling ppl how to NOT get hit on by dogs (And please...no dead deer, like you are going to pay for a deer license, go hunt and kill it...to move a couple oz's?? lol)...or more importantly...HOW TO DRIVE, AND NOT GET PULLED OVER EVERYTIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!
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djingo
I would not fallow any of these advice, because none of them is solid.
just imagine sittin in jail thinkin, mayne I did put that deer piss on it, don I...
for small amounts if you cross open boarders without passport check (in the eu and us-states), grind your stash, keep it in a zipbag in your pocket.
5O pullin you = release the grinded material out of your cars window when drivin.
the wind will do. keep the zipbag, make sure its completly empty. as long you are not the driver of that car and the driver is sober, the little fuckers can go and get their ass shot where the real crime happens.
just imagine sittin in jail thinkin, mayne I did put that deer piss on it, don I...
for small amounts if you cross open boarders without passport check (in the eu and us-states), grind your stash, keep it in a zipbag in your pocket.
5O pullin you = release the grinded material out of your cars window when drivin.
the wind will do. keep the zipbag, make sure its completly empty. as long you are not the driver of that car and the driver is sober, the little fuckers can go and get their ass shot where the real crime happens.
Everybody's having a laugh on the OP (I've laughed as some of your shit too, sir), but I DO like his idea of putting .2 g in the gas cap (or trunk or something), and make it stinky as possible, as a possible diversion. Let's face it, if you have any kind of quantity in your vehicle, and LEO is bringing out a dog, you're almost fucked for sure anyway, so what's .2 g more?
p.s.- Kids, the moderators are right. If a scent dog goes apeshit on your car, LEO will do EVERYTHING to find out why, including ripping out your dash, seats, you name it.
Keep it safe, friends!
p.s.- Kids, the moderators are right. If a scent dog goes apeshit on your car, LEO will do EVERYTHING to find out why, including ripping out your dash, seats, you name it.
Keep it safe, friends!
OpenStrife
Member
Again, you all are free to take my tips with as little of a grain of salt as you like. Dislike, despise it, love it. It's just information, do what you will with it. I'm not here to try to foster love from you all, just to offer my thoughts and experience.
I had an idea, perhaps some of you can comment on it, it got me thinking.
If carbon filters scrub the air of particles... what if you just put your stash inside the middle of a bag of activate carbon charcoal? Sure this doesn't stop odors from pearmeating out of the bag, but any odors that do permeate out, will get caught by the massive layers of activate carbon? There will be nothing for the dog to smell, and the officer is not going to dump out your carbon bag/container on the floor for no reason just to see if you have bud in it.
Comments?
The point of the .2g is to make the cop feel like he's pressured you into fessing up so he doesn't have to bring the dog out. Getting all emotional over it and possibly crying, the cop will just end it there, and right your ticket. In his mind, he's won. The point of doing this is to stop him from bringing out the dog. If you've ever watched cops, many times the cops have threatend to bring the dog out on people, and the people confess at the last minute about some small ass amount of weed, the cop writes them a ticket(since they usually have like a Q), and lets them go. At this point there's no reason in his mind to bring the dog.
Albiet, they probably will search your car again to see if they missed anything... but they wont open a bag of potato chips and reach in it to feel for bud lol.
I had an idea, perhaps some of you can comment on it, it got me thinking.
If carbon filters scrub the air of particles... what if you just put your stash inside the middle of a bag of activate carbon charcoal? Sure this doesn't stop odors from pearmeating out of the bag, but any odors that do permeate out, will get caught by the massive layers of activate carbon? There will be nothing for the dog to smell, and the officer is not going to dump out your carbon bag/container on the floor for no reason just to see if you have bud in it.
Comments?
The point of the .2g is to make the cop feel like he's pressured you into fessing up so he doesn't have to bring the dog out. Getting all emotional over it and possibly crying, the cop will just end it there, and right your ticket. In his mind, he's won. The point of doing this is to stop him from bringing out the dog. If you've ever watched cops, many times the cops have threatend to bring the dog out on people, and the people confess at the last minute about some small ass amount of weed, the cop writes them a ticket(since they usually have like a Q), and lets them go. At this point there's no reason in his mind to bring the dog.
Albiet, they probably will search your car again to see if they missed anything... but they wont open a bag of potato chips and reach in it to feel for bud lol.
Sounds reasonable.
I realize that.
Uh oh, do you mean the show? Are you shitting me? Okay, that's it, I'm out. This thread has been a lot of fun, thanks for all the laughs.
This is it!
Dogs are butt-sniffers to begin with. Is some cop going to do a cavity search on your dog if the K9 alerts on his ass?
I don't think so.Just in case, I say, shape bits of hash to look like corn.
now that might have merit...
new gloves, load weed in packaging, new gloves, vacuum seal weed, wash outside of package, new gloves, add vacuum sealed weed to new package, surround with activated carbon, vacuum seal, wash outside....
might work for a short road trip... i don't really know
OpenStrife
Member
The show isn't staged if that's what you're implying. A few years ago I used to ride around with my cousin, before he became a K9 officer, but I had to sit in the car when they went to go make arrests, for my own safety, and I didn't sign the contracts to be on camera. Threatening to bring the dog is one of the little tricks they use to get people to fess up. A lot of the times they can't even get the dog at that moment. Have your laughs, but you only make yourself seem delirious. I believe I've said this earlier in the thread but before I moved from NC, I used to go with my cousin on calls a lot to get the jist of how they do things. I was planning on become an officer at some time but I just went down a different path. So unless you have direct experience working with LEO, I wouldn't laugh, because you just make yourself seem foolish.
I didn't mean to vac seal the carbon in the bag, but it could work. I just meant getting a big tub of it from a fish store for $9 and stashing the vac sealed bags down the center of it. Just be sure to wash the bag and your hands before you leave your house.now that might have merit...
new gloves, load weed in packaging, new gloves, vacuum seal weed, wash outside of package, new gloves, add vacuum sealed weed to new package, surround with activated carbon, vacuum seal, wash outside....
might work for a short road trip... i don't really know
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COOKIE MONSTER
Your mad...
Do you really think that the average cop is just going to go ok and let you head off down the road with a ticket?
Most likely it's going to give them even more reason to search you and the car.
Crying and having a hissy fit? well if I were a cop the first thing I would think is why is this guy so nervous over such a tiny amount I should search his car.
Oh, it's true, Open Strife's ridden with cops (his cousin)
Exactly.
That must be why you sound exactly like a motherfucking cop! I'm not the only one smellin' bacon up in here.
You did what your name says- came in here and Opened up Strife.
For someone who's only got fifty posts, you sure come SWAGGERING in here, talking down to even the people who are trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
This thread has been shut down twice now by the mods. It's only open now so you can continue to spout bullshit to entertain us all, so go ahead. I'm just glad to be one small part of this glorious, bacon-scented thread.
Oink!
