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How I've thwarted drug dogs multiple times, and how you can too!

dagnabit

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Classy@Home

Honey badger don't give a shit - Pike tries that with honey badger, honey badger be pickin' peppered Pike outta his teeth...

Ewww that's disgusting - but honey badger don't care...

Honey badger don't give a shit...
 
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COOKIE MONSTER

Honey badger don't give a shit - Pike tries that with honey badger, honey badger be pickin' peppered Pike outta his teeth...

Ewww that's disgusting - but honey badger don't care...

Honey badger don't give a shit...

Ewww he's eating Pike's balls, he's eating his larva...honey badger dont care, he's the new bacon :)
 

Stoner4Life

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The Open Strife Cookin' (slash) Stash Book
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NO! when I said you stuffed it in the deer I didn't really
mean to say you actually stuff it. If you guys don't
understand what I'm writing I'm not gonna.......

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Stoner4Life

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Strife I happen to own the Barry Cooper videos and your OP before you edited it sounded EXACTLY like his intro.......

"I'm not gonna tell you how to buy/sell your weed just how to not get caught with what you have."

Also, Barry suggested buying Red Fox urine NOT deer urine @ the sporting goods store.

It seems to me that you bought one/both of his videos and tried ad-libbing a shitload to convince us these were your brainiac ideas.

vacuum sealing bags and then washing them carefully-------> Barry's suggestion.

please stop before I sic Barry & Candy on your ass, you're absolutely transparent dude.
 

supermanlives

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i bet my skunk idea would work, what made me think of it was my buddy got really drunk and got sprayed by a skunk . cops got called by someone, showed up and it got really funny. he even tried to get them to give him a ride and they werent having it LOL sure you might stink a bit but i bet you would get sympathy and a few laughs but you would be free. adopt a skunk today
 

yortbogey

To Have More ... Desire Less
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this thread is a walking cluster phuck off misinformation and insanity.... capped off by the efforts to confuse a professionally trained Drug dog....that technically is ADDICTED to the
Drug they are looking for.... the one DUDE is trying to hide w/ multi hit locations.....

FUCK that the dog will just go nutz.... and they'ell TEAR U'r CAR to pieces ..... literally dismantle that POS right on the side of the road.....

CRAZYiest concept .... EVER
 
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BrnCow

Single guy/person driving cross country is a flag also....no luggage...no destination or address coming from...rental cars without modifications like removing decals and odd stuff - having it inspected and saving the old sticker to be glued back on after you are ready to return it ... friends tell me the rentals in Texas have a purple inspection sticker on the drivers side windshield easy to recognize in the day time. Drive at night maybe... use smell proof heavy plastic sealed bags in an ice chest covered with ice and drinks on the top...good luck...use a private airplane and dump it to a waiting pick up person in a remote location before you land... shoot it in a large cannon...make a Cheech and Chong van....stay away from cartel drugs and cartel drug users...
 

kmk420kali

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Definition of STRIFE

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a : bitter sometimes violent conflict or dissension <political strife>
b : an act of contention : fight, struggle
2
: exertion or contention for superiority
3
archaic : earnest endeavor

Awww...come back man...we still wanna play!! lol
 

MJBadger

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wtf I thought this thread got shut down last night by JJ?????
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He never got the time . Last seen running down the freeway with a deerpiss soaked potato chip bag over his head & a couple of drug dogs humping his leg .
 

devilgoob

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If you were able to consume the dog before it could search the vehicle, basically it would be null and void.

lol
 

paladin420

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i bet my skunk idea would work, what made me think of it was my buddy got really drunk and got sprayed by a skunk . cops got called by someone, showed up and it got really funny. he even tried to get them to give him a ride and they werent having it LOL sure you might stink a bit but i bet you would get sympathy and a few laughs but you would be free. adopt a skunk today
I hate to admit this,but hell white trash has to adapt. I hav scraped up road kill skunk and placed it on my road.. Didn't hav any other odor control...
 

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