favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[chris harris]

She was so ugly that she was lame and yet everyone called her "the ugly"

Thanks for that. Had me laughing out loud for awhile.

 

[rockymountainJ]

If I was a bird, I'd eat with my pecker

 

[noyd666]

amazing how a lot of saying's have reversed lol.

 

[noyd666]

hello shit head , how you going.

 

[noyd666]

TOUCHE.

 

[noyd666]

you could hear a pin drop.

 

[willyweed]

or a gnat fart ?

 

[OranguTrump]

"What goes around, comes around"

 

[BrainSellz]

What we focus on grows...thoughts become things...this life is a dream, we create this dream exactly the way we believe it and think it... your reality cannot be any further than your beliefs...an open mind is a youniversal playground... "Energy, and vibration must be understood to understand the universe", Nikolia Tesla shared this truth... Our vibration changes from high to low depending on our energy...positive energy vibrates on a high level frequency, where everything flows in perfection, the level where dreams are achieved by way of thought... Negative energy vibrates on a low level or low frequency... this is where liers, cheaters, thieves, (politicians and politics), jealousy and the like reside, again, the mind will bring you anything you desire, everything is attainable, but only through focus and believing... focus on negative and receive negative, focus on positive and receive positive... finding the love in every situation no matter what will bring peace and harmony... this universe is holographic, a "real" illusion, magic... Think in abundance and abundance presents itself.... when the mind thinks in terms of "lack of" or "in debt" or "not enough" than that is what the mind will bring to us... the mind tunes in to what we think and then starts to create, paying attention to what we feed our mind is imperative to freeing the minds and achieving our dreams...."we are the dreamers of a dream" Willy F'ng Wonka!!

 

[zekonha]

Be the owner of your silence, to not be slave of your words.

 

[Genghis Kush]

As to the evil which results from a censorship, it is impossible to measure it, for it is impossible to tell where it ends.
Jeremy Bentham

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

That's the way the cookie crumbles

 

[ronbo51]

Don't outrun the money

 

[aridbud]

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?


And my personal favorite...."You can't FIX stupid". Ron White

 

[MicroRoy]

You can make it foolproof but you can't make itIdiot proof.

 

[willyweed]

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

can't read this without thinking about supermanlives

 

[armedoldhippy]

You can make it foolproof but you can't make itIdiot proof.

there are no limits to the damage that a resourceful idiot can inflict given time...

 

[minds_I]

It is sometimes more pleasing to want a thing than to have it.

 

[Big D]

Who ever smelt it delt it.

 

[Cadfael]

What's the difference between a famous pirate and a famous smuggler?

If you are a famous smuggler, you are doing it wrong.