Deep Stoner Thoughts

[xavier7995]

My grandpa was a great outdoorsman, could easily start a fire with 1 match and then bake a damn cake on it. While I took that to heart, my dad's advice was better. Take a little can of lighter fluid with just in case, you look dumb to chicks if you can't start a fire. Thanks pops. Half the time I wind up with wet wood and have to start a little lighter fluid fire with twigs to dry out the logs to the point they burn.

 

[St. Phatty]

Do pigs ever spontaneously combust the way people do?

No. But Aluminum Powder does !

 

[TychoMonolyth]

I was visiting a buddy who was building a house. My buddy asked me to empty a bucket in the firepit. The carpenters stopped to watch along with my buddy. He said, just throw it on the fire. It was a bucket of saw dust. Fucker. Lol

It exploded like gasoline.

 

[moose eater]

In truth, I rarely have difficulty starting fires, even in wet weather.

In the great outdoors, the classic, naturally present kindling, esp. if in the area of conifers, is the blackish beard-looking moss that hangs under the branches, and is usually reachable. Enough of that, and smaller twigs broken from dead branches of the conifers, whether black spruce, spruce, etc., makes for some FINE kindling. And it's usually been sheltered from the weather by its natural umbrella, the tree it's on.

The bits of rubber inner-tubes soaked in diesel was a trick that typically remained in a cabin, near the wood stove. First time I encountered it was in a squatter's cabin I spent a part of a winter in, in the Interior of Alaska. If in a proper tin, there's no inherent spillage. You may get some stinky diesel on your hand in transferring it to the fire place/wood stove. But like truck or car tires in an emergency (another survival technique in the Far North for numerous decades, as they can burn all night long, albeit with BLACK smoke. But the color or odor of the smoke isn't that important when freezing to death is the alternative), the rubber, diesel-soaked strips will burn nicely in a wood stove, even with damp wood.

Fortunately or unfortunately, the days of tires with inner tubes in them are mostly a thing of the past. We'll still occasionally put a tube into a compromised all-terrain vehicle tire, as added insurance.

Re. the pigs and spontaneous combustion, I'm not sure, but haven't heard of it. ;^>)

Of course, whale fat/oil, as well as seal fat/oil, were both used to light lamps for centuries, and the igloos rarely burned down. I think the ice involved in the structure was probably a good preventative barrier to house fires, and both seals and whales spend much of their time in the water; a known antidote to flames in most cases. (Though seals will come out of the water, unlike whales). But never heard of either critter exploding of its own accord. maybe with explosive harpoon tips, but even then, the animal remained mostly intact.

I've never heard of a seal exploding spontaneously while sitting on a buoy or ice flow. Nor a whale when surfacing. ;^>)

Land-walking whales; there'd be a planetary threat.. if the buggers weren't such pacifists.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

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[armedoldhippy]

Do pigs ever spontaneously combust the way people do?

self-frying bacon? oh my...

 

[armedoldhippy]

Pringles canned potato chips burn like hell...

 

[BlueBlazer]

Once I set my foot down on lightly sand covered hot coals at the beach. That burned like hell . . .

 

[flylowgethigh]

Me too

Me too

Once I set my foot down on lightly sand covered hot coals at the beach. That burned like hell . . .

I was a kid running barefoot on the beach and jumped onto them while running intentionally. No idea what I was thinking but I did not think it was hot.

It was.

So here is my trippy paranoid thought. Some big company gets the .guv deal to bring in dope from Columbia or somewhere. Exclusivo.

It's been done, sorta... actually this isn't a worry but tthe story is cool.


John Pemberton, the inventor of Coca Cola, broke, morphine-addicted and sick with stomach cancer, sold his remaining ownership in The Coca Cola company, consisting mainly of his patent on the formula, to an Atlanta pharmacist for $1,750, the equivalent of $47,000 today. Leaving his wife a pauper for the rest of her life. And his son, an opium addict, dying six years after him.

Stepan Co. is the only company in the USA that can legally import coca leaves. It imports 100 tons of leaves annually, extracts the cocaine, then ships the leaves exclusively to Coca Cola, which uses them in the formula, which is why nobody can duplicate Coca Cola.

 

[St. Phatty]

Pringles canned potato chips burn like hell...

So theoretically with a can of Pringles you could cook a piece of bacon ?

I think that's an experiment worth doing !


Separate subject -

Is anybody familiar with "Bang Good", the website ?

https://www.banggood.com/RS-550-Mot...tor-p-1195170.html?rmmds=buy&cur_warehouse=CN

That is a link for BangGood.com, which is not a porn site although they seem to sell everything else.

I need motors. They sell clothes, etc., like Alibaba or something.

I'm a little afraid to give them my Amex #.


I also have Wierd Cuisine question for seasoned world travellers.

It's about those countries where people eat dogs and cats.

Besides Chicken, what does it taste like ?

What are the most popular, tasty cuts - the "prime rib" of dogs & cats that consumers pay more for ?

Sorry if it's kind of a grim question.

 

[Teddybrae]

Probably, St P, the penis of the dog is highly prized ... in Asia anyway. Anything 'penis' or remotely like one is popular there. eg: shark fin (It's erect, right?) Supposed to assist getting erections. Maybe the tail of the dog ... ?
I have heard from Germanian people that during the war they ate cats which tasted like rabbit. They would buy rabbit but it was really cat.

 

[St. Phatty]

Probably, St P, the penis of the dog is highly prized ... in Asia anyway. Anything 'penis' or remotely like one is popular there. eg: shark fin (It's erect, right?) Supposed to assist getting erections. Maybe the tail of the dog ... ?
I have heard from Germanian people that during the war they ate cats which tasted like rabbit. They would buy rabbit but it was really cat.

Thanks for answering my off the wall question !

"It was chewy and fatty, with a strong animal taste like squab or venison, but not as succulent. The minced galangal and subtle charcoal flavor were pleasant enough, and the meat itself was reminiscent of beef — if you closed your eyes and didn't think about it too much."

what someone said about Dog.

 

[Bobby Boucher]

I was unwittingly fed dog once outside a bar by a street vendor. It tasted like some cut of cheap bland flavorless beef that I couldn't quite put my finger on. I couldn't swallow my own spit for 24 hours without throwing it back up.

I had a strange dream that night of a shaman pulling three limes from a satchel, and as soon as I woke up my grandfather suggested I shoot back the juice from three limes... 0_0

Completely anesthetized my stomach. One of the most bizarre sensations I've experienced..

 

[TychoMonolyth]

I had mystery meat skewer on the beach in Ecuador. Community bbq. Why not. Flames were high and meat was sizzling. Lol

Was awesome.

 

[CannaRed]

I once had a dream that my car was running in my garage. I thought "I need to open the door, the fumes are building up". The doorbell was ringing.

I woke up to the doorbell ringing in real life. It was a buddy there to say that our friends little sister had died of carbon monoxide poisoning in a camper at a Nascar race.

 

[St. Phatty]

I had Souvlaki in Greece several times and god knows what was in that.

 

[Bobby Boucher]

Sitting on the pot for the last 5 minutes totally baffled by how much my bm smells like Wedding Cake. Deeply sweet and floral. Green and leafy.

Forgot I dumped a finely ground qp into the toilet right before hand.

smh..

 

[CannaRed]

Sitting on the pot for the last 5 minutes totally baffled by how much my bm smells like Wedding Cake. Deeply sweet and floral. Green and leafy.

Forgot I dumped a finely ground qp into the toilet right before hand.

smh..

Lol.. I laughed pretty hard, but then I'm stuck with a question...
Why did you dump it? If you could smell it, that means there was trichomes. You don't extract? I love my kief box.

Makes a great mulch on top of your pots, extracting or not.

Lol. You must've been thinking damn... I smoke/ eat too much weed if I can smell it.

 

[Bobby Boucher]

I had already rinsed it twice. Once for 30 minutes, and again for an hour and a half. I pulverize everything down pretty hard with a food processor for the 2nd soak, so it has a tendency to float around in the air a bit once I start dumping and flushing.

The sheer force and volume of my bm must have simply made me forget what I was doing.

 

[CannaRed]

Sounds like quite a moving experience.