Deep Stoner Thoughts

[St. Phatty]

Do your chickens lay fewer eggs, or produce more slowly after eating Indicas, versus Sativas?

Recently, they've only gotten Sativa's.

Behavior wise, the ones eating the Sativa are very cruel to the retired Alpha bird, who is tiny.

She runs away and hides, and then they find her and just peck her until I rescue her.

But I'm pretty sure that's a coincidence, no connection to the bud.

There's only 2 that are laying and eating the Cannabis. Don't see connection there.

 

[moose eater]

After they eat your sativas, do they head immediately to the layer grain/mash, and eat themselves senseless?

 

[St. Phatty]

After they eat your sativas, do they head immediately to the layer grain/mash, and eat themselves senseless?

Actually all they have right now is some ground corn.

Most of which is moldy with a light blue mold.

Just like Blue Cheese dressing !

Mainly they just seem to gorge on the plant. So much that their droppings begin to look like chopped parsley - literally.

And I confess I did smell it. Smelled like a plant ground up in a blender.

 

[moose eater]

Our goats on the farm once got into the main garden area, and ate a bunch of the ganja that was vegging in the main row.

I swore that for a few days, in the tiny bubbles in the milking pail, around the edge where the milk was up against the pail at the top, I could see a tiny bit of greenish hue.

Can't claim it ever benefitted us indirectly.

We sold the unpasteurized milk to those who requested it (illegal to sell unpasteurized milk in many places now), and what was left over that we didn't drink ourselves, the woman who co-owned the homestead/farm would use an old GIANT, hand-crank cream separator to make goat's milk cheddar.

If your chickens start wearing head-bands, sunglasses, or listening to Bob Marley's 'Redemption Song', be ready to enforce some limits; they may be on the verge of an up-rising.

 

[St. Phatty]

Confucius Say

Chicken who Shit Green
Has Been Eating Happy Herbs

Computer is completely locked up
or I'd show you the before & after pics.

UPDATE - big video files slay my computer !!!

BEFORE

DURING, screen grab from one of 3 video cameras I had running.

AFTER

One of the buds they didn't get -

 

[mr.brunch]

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

 

[mr.brunch]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

[Hank Hemp]

You don't know how to lite a fire?

 

[Bud Green]

There's only a few things I do really well, but lighting a campfire with one match is one of them...

 

[moose eater]

Me too... Especially if that one match first ignites a tiger torch...

 

[TychoMonolyth]

Whenever one of the boys showed up with a new red checkered shirt everyone would reach for their lighter.

Click.click. WOOSH. Lol

 

[JustSumTomatoes]

I've been doing fires with one of those magnesium blocks and ferrocerium rods. Gives the illusion that I actually know what I'm doing when it comes to camping.

 

[moose eater]

My younger son has been playing with those. Pretty impressive stuff.

Old timers used to snip up scrap rubber inner tubes from tires, and soak smaller pieces in a small tin can, like a smaller cookie tin or similar, w/ a bit of diesel fuel in the bottom, sufficient to cover or soak the bits of inner-tube, leaving them there until needed. Messy for traveling fire-starter, but home at the 'ranch' they worked well.

 

[JustSumTomatoes]

My younger son has been playing with those. Pretty impressive stuff.

Old timers used to snip up scrap rubber inner tubes from tires, and soak smaller pieces in a small tin can, like a smaller cookie tin or similar, w/ a bit of diesel fuel in the bottom, sufficient to cover or soak the bits of inner-tube, leaving them there until needed. Messy for traveling fire-starter, but home at the 'ranch' they worked well.

They are certainly a lot of fun to play with and can turn anyone into a fire bug in a hurry. The mag shavings can burn while wet around 4000 degrees F. Burns very bright too.

Never heard of that fire starter recipe before, I know a lot of guys will dip cotton balls (pure cotton) into vaseline/petroleum jelly and keep those in a film canister.

 

[Bud Green]

While we're buzzed and talking about getting campfires started, this is what I've done for years:

Use a woodworker's hand plane and plane the edge of a thin piece of yellow pine....
Just plane off a bunch of paper thin shavings. They'll be like Goldilocks' curls on your shop floor..
Stuff as many as you can in a ziplock bag, and take with you when you go camping....
You can even start a campfire in the rain if you do this...

And you don't have any fuel oil stinking up your backpack or your car...

 

[St. Phatty]

I soak cardboard in slash fuel. Then use those to get things going. Very cheap.

Stoner Question

If you have to look at the computer monitor to double check what day it is, are you stoned or experiencing age related memory loss ?

or BOTH

 

[TychoMonolyth]

Bacon fat is a great fire starter.

 

[JustSumTomatoes]

Do pigs ever spontaneously combust the way people do?

 

[BuzzBob56]

...If you have to look at the computer monitor to double check what day it is, are you stoned or experiencing age related memory loss ?

Not sure... I have to find where I last left my Computer Glasses first. Never can remember where I set 'em down last... Last saw them... Wait, what day is it, again?

 

[armedoldhippy]

i used to carry around cedar shavings & half a dozen Match Lite charcoal briquets in a zip-lok bag in case of emergency...