At least stoners are thinking - for what the anti-cannabis propaganda spouts constantly - stoners ain't smart enough to think -
Think about that.
Think about that.
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St. Phatty
Active member
Is it a Bad Idea to Flip God the Bird ?
yup. most portrayals have us somewhere south of being able to find the glue on cheap papers...
if you are an atheist, then you are trying to offend something that you believe does not exist. sounds like a waste of time. if you believe in God, why would you want to piss Him/Her (whatever) off? where's the potential upside here? will God see the gesture & say "boy, he's feisty, aint he?" and grin; or say to himself, "SOB, i NEVER have my smite stick when i really want it..."
St. Phatty
Active member
if you are an atheist, then you are trying to offend something that you believe does not exist. sounds like a waste of time. if you believe in God, why would you want to piss Him/Her (whatever) off? where's the potential upside here? will God see the gesture & say "boy, he's feisty, aint he?" and grin; or say to himself, "SOB, i NEVER have my smite stick when i really want it..."
I figure the relationship between humans and God is a little like the relationship between rats and humans.
What if you had pet rats and one of them flipped you the bird ?
I'd try to get him on the David Letterman show. If I could go back in time.
M
moose eater
Done it many times. The jury's still out on the bad or good thing. But I'm Agnostic, so for all I know, I'm offending the clouds...
Of course, now that I think of it, it has rained a whole lot this summer.... on me in particular...
F
Frylock
Listening to Run DMC/ Aerosmith singing 'Walk This Way' and i swear they say 'Hey diddle diddle with a titty in the middle and she swings it like she just don't care' in the first verse and then "Hey diddle diddle, with a kitty in the middle" I was swinging like I didn't care in the second verse.... but apparently they say the second version in both verses.
If anybody else listens to the song tell me what you think.... i have heard it many times but i still hear the 'titty in the middle' (in the first verse only) part every time
If anybody else listens to the song tell me what you think.... i have heard it many times but i still hear the 'titty in the middle' (in the first verse only) part every time
Listening to Run DMC/ Aerosmith singing 'Walk This Way' and i swear they say 'Hey diddle diddle with a titty in the middle and she swings it like she just don't care' in the first verse and then "Hey diddle diddle, with a kitty in the middle" I was swinging like I didn't care in the second verse.... but apparently they say the second version in both verses.
If anybody else listens to the song tell me what you think.... i have heard it many times but i still hear the 'titty in the middle' (in the first verse only) part every time
thought this way
(I often hear, "just gimme that kiss", anywhere in the song, do they sing it?)
Listening to Run DMC/ Aerosmith singing 'Walk This Way' and i swear they say 'Hey diddle diddle with a titty in the middle and she swings it like she just don't care' in the first verse and then "Hey diddle diddle, with a kitty in the middle" I was swinging like I didn't care in the second verse.... but apparently they say the second version in both verses.
If anybody else listens to the song tell me what you think.... i have heard it many times but i still hear the 'titty in the middle' (in the first verse only) part every time
Walk This Way
Aerosmith
Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
'Till I talked to my daddy he say
He said, you ain't seen noting
'Till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Started with a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Taught me how to walk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this…
Like this
School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me
I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbour with a daughter had a favour
Took me just a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Told me how to walk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a kiss
Like this
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Joe Perry / Steven Tyler
Walk This Way lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Don't know
F
Frylock
Walk This Way
Aerosmith
Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
'Till I talked to my daddy he say
He said, you ain't seen noting
'Till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Started with a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Taught me how to walk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this…
Like this
School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me
I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbour with a daughter had a favour
Took me just a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Told me how to walk this way
She told me to
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, walk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Just give me a kiss
Like this
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Joe Perry / Steven Tyler
Walk This Way lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Don't know
Thanks dddaver, i had already checked that, listen to the song though.
In the video clip he even gestures something towards his chest, so i'm convinced he says the 'titty' line
St. Phatty
Active member
When the surgeon says, "we're going to drill a little hole next to your tooth",
what he really means is, "we're going to cut off a part of your jaw using a little bone saw, and we don't want you to freak out."
(because you're thinking of the Bone Saw scene in Hannibal Lector.)
#2
You learn more about medical procedures if you have local anaesthesia instead of general.
what he really means is, "we're going to cut off a part of your jaw using a little bone saw, and we don't want you to freak out."
(because you're thinking of the Bone Saw scene in Hannibal Lector.)
#2
You learn more about medical procedures if you have local anaesthesia instead of general.
M
moose eater
I often tell my Docs that if they're going to cut me, that it's in both our best interests if they use a general anesthetic; that I can't remember it all very clearly, but I think I shot the last guy who approached me with a knife... They usually chuckle.. Then they notice I'm not laughing.
OkThen
Member
I had never gotten a numsit shot at the dentist till an adult.
We never went without when we were growing up, but we certainly weren't rich.
Any extra expense was avoided, hence no pain killer when drilling on the the teeth.
To this day I would rather go without pain shots unless really needed. The dentist always asks, are you sure? I rather have a little pain, than several hours of having a fat lip.
We never went without when we were growing up, but we certainly weren't rich.
Any extra expense was avoided, hence no pain killer when drilling on the the teeth.
To this day I would rather go without pain shots unless really needed. The dentist always asks, are you sure? I rather have a little pain, than several hours of having a fat lip.
18 yrs :-(
Look at one eyeball then the other in the mirror.. you won’t see your eyes move ( visual blind spot)
They do move , you can see this if you watch someone else do the same
BuzzBob56
Active member
I'm picturing a room full of Stoners sitting around staring into other's eyes blinking, trying to see this.
