Craziest places you've smoked

[Guest]

On the stairs to the state capitol building

 

[S_a_H]

In the electrical room of the County Courthouse.....

S_a_H

 

[ourcee]

I smoked in county lockup, never been to prison. We had to drain the water out of a toilet and blow the smoke into it so the toliet vents would suck it away. It was at like 4 am in a tiny cell with about 5 other people

hahah! I've done the exact same! we got a few pinners and one hog leg, someone distracted the tower guard while someone else sparked the socket and walked from one end of the module to the other with a j in the corner of his mouth, had about 7 or 8 people gettin down on those.

I think i got a bigger high from the adrenaline rush

 

[Wiimote]

The bathroom of the Honolulu Police Dept Waikiki district.

 

[James-Bong]

in Iraq...

 

[CheifnBud2]

Under-water inside my scuba mask after skydiving upside down, Uphill in a snow storm in the left leg of the presidents trousers all while stealing the mona lisa and various picassos for personal gain.

Did I mention this occured on the 4th of july on a leap year in another dimension?

 

[devilgoob]

I've smoked walking down the streets while a cop went by, held the joint like I would a cigarette.

My psychology teacher was talking about a kid being a stoner and telling him to not be stoned for the test. I said I could take it while high easily, so he said go get your stuff and come back...I thought he might call the cops or prosecute, but mind you this guy is the craziest human you'll ever meet (all the time he said in a little witch voice "ill get you my pretty and your little dog too, because he thinks its funny), he wanted to see if I could not only pass it, but beat everyone like I said. I felt really cool, but nervous in front of the whole class smoking the joint and I did beat everyone...not only because I studied, but because I've been studying psychology ever since HS.

The next day my middle-eastern math teacher asks me if I can do my math test while high...and I said no I would fail, and then she said "so I guess it does make you a little more dumb." lol. One time I got high and got a 0/10 on one of her quizzes A person to never try and outsmart is her. She has 7 degrees, she co-authored a book about DNA, she is a chess master (not grand master of course).

 

[clorox]

one of those carts on a wire that goes over a theme park, blazed a big ol' fatty with a nice view

 

[chubbynugs]

NOt really crazy but i smoke around four or five pinners a day when i was upstate for like almost four years straight. Also ate acid there as well. Now that was kinda crazy.

 

[Delta9-THC]

in the toilet of an airplane at 35,000 ft

 

[Wunderkind]

When I worked at a restaurant me and 2 others smoked in the freezer. One of the dumbest things I've ever done & had no reason to do it, but we did it and got away with it.

I've caught people smoking in crazy places. This one dumbass kid in high school thought it would be badass to blaze up at his locker. Next day the school had lockdown & was searched.

Another time at high school. It was about an hour and a half after school had gotten out, I stayed to work on a project. I was walking to my locker when the janitor closet door swung open. Instantly I was hit with the smell of skunk & inscence. The janitor looked like a deer in headlights. I just laughed and kept on walking. I wasn't about to make friends with that weird fucker.

 

[weedpureweed]

I come back from amsterdam january 97 I was on the train going down to brighton and rolled up a pure super skunk spliff, cracked the weindow and smoked out the carriage, there were 3 kids must have been 12 who got high from my fumes? one of them was saying he his mouth was dry and he felt dizzy lmao.

 

[sirgrassalot]

Mimico Correctional Facility

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Mimico_-_SW_perimeter_looking_NE.jpg

 

[NL5/SK1]

I had a bad car accident years ago and for two weeks I was in so much pain from my injuries that I couldn't get a wink of sleep. I finally had a friend bring in my one hitter and a couple of buds. Two hits later I was sleeping for 24 hours. What relief! All the drugs- even a morphine drip couldn't let me go to sleep. For the next month, I'd do a couple of low profile hits when the nurses weren't around and no one knew the difference.

 

[dale gribble]

luck ranch..with willie and a couple hells angels...one big bad biker dude pulled a whitey on our jelly hash...lol

hefs place behind the monkey cage...at m.p.p party.. fake tits, rich jewish men and screaming monkeys...pretty crazy!!

 

[Marcellas]

sitting on the edge of the top of a 22-story tall Holiday Inn Hotel, which is pretty nuts cause im scared shitless of heights..

huge ferriswheel at a theme park we got stopped near the top and blazed up a fatty, all baked out when we got to the bottom haha

....and finally, my room. its crazy i smoke here every day, nuts

 

[Stoner4Life]

port-o-poty?

the streets of NYC (honestly, unless you blow smoke in a cops face, they have more important shit to deal with)

right on! I used to puff a joint on every walk uptown to Grand Central Terminal, I got off work @ 4:30 and the streets were crowded with people and plenty of cops walking the beat here and there along 5th or Madison Aves....... whenever I'd see a cop I'd just cup that joint discreetly and keep on truckin', hell they never even acknowledged that they smelled it by looking around for the perp.

I got stuck doing 2 nights in a cell waiting for Monday court, Saturday night I was alone, the cops had missed a joint I'd stuffed into my back pocket after being stopped for a DWI but I had no lighter or matches. Sunday night they filled the cell next to me with a smoker. Back in the early 80's they allowed smoking cigs in jail and being as it was nothing but a stark holding cell without even a mattress they let him keep his cigs and matches. I told him I had a joint and needed a light, he wanted some of it but I was sure that as soon as he had it he wouldn't pass it back (he was mouthy and acting like a jerk) so I puffed a bit more than 1/2 and passed it to him to finish, he ate the roach and when the cops came searching and screaming at us we just sat stone faced and gave them the "it wasn't me" routine, gawd those cops were pissed!

 

[scrappy]

I was tokin some kush walking down the Vegas Strip....all of a sudden Elvis yelled out.."someone smoking the good stuff"....hehe...crazy

 

[FarmerJoe]

Inside a retired State Sheriff's house.

 

[strain_searcher]

When I was teenager my friend rolled his beetlebug car and we smoked a bowl upside down. It was classic then we pushed the car over and drove home.