Craziest places you've smoked

[Stoner4Life]

A tribute post to 'Ranger Danger' R.I.P. bro.......

A tribute post to 'Ranger Danger' R.I.P. bro.......


RangerDanger was a member at another site that I got to know fairly well. RD loved to tell all of us stoner stories of his misspent youth having been a lifelong California resident throughout the 50's 60's 70's and beyond.......

This was my absolute favorite story of RD's adventures. He's posted it on a couple of different websites and so I know that it would please him by sharing it with all of you here now.

It was 1967 (the Summer Of Love) and me and a friend took the bus to downtown L.A. with a coupla joints and some bread crusts for the ducks.
We went to MacArthur Park. There's a small lake there and we rented an electric boat to smoke out in the only safe place we could think of (back then smoking pot was a xserious crime), the middle of the lake.
So we motor out to the middle and fire one up.
We weren't paying attention and the boat had drifted close to shore where we were spotted (and smelled) by a cop walking his beat in the park.
"Hey" he yells. We wave and say "Hey" back and motored back out to the middle to continue our smoke session anyway.

The cop calls a friend and they sprint to the boat house and get in a boat and set out after us.
Now these boats had a top speed of maybe 5 MPH. It was a snap to keep away from the cops. They followed us around the lake for about 10 minutes, us puffing furiously the entire time, getting rid of the evidence. They ordered us to stop and we did--I knew they couldn't get from they're tiny little boat into ours (the boats were big enough for 2 people).
We knew the cops wouldn't get in the water (the lake is only like 3'--4' deep) cause they didn't want to get their bullets wet. So there was nothing they could do. They talked about it for a few minutes while we continued to blaze our weed.
About the time a couple of other cops show up in another boat we had smoked the joints down to tiny roaches. They ordred us to return to the boathouse and we did, taking the long way around, followed by 2 boats and 4 cops. Just before we got there we tossed the roaches into the water where they were immediently gobbled up by ducks.
Completely clean but with a beautiful buzz we dock and get out. There were 2 more cops there waiting for us.
We got throughly searched and they threatened to arrest us, but a sergeant showed up and he asked the cops "did you order them to stop?"
The cops said yeah and the sergeant asks if we did stop and they admitted we had.
Anyway they decieded that they couldn't arrest us for anything though we were obvious stoned (my friend had blue eyes and his eyes looked like the American flag, red,white and blue).
One cop said we were probably anti-war commies (back in '67 anyone who had long hair was labeled a communist) and I said "look at Bruce's eyes--they're the color of the American flag!"
Bruce says "Yeah, we're very patriotic. We're so patriotic we'll go a a ball game and stand up for the entire game."
So they let us go and as they leave one cop looks us up and down. We looked like Cheech and Chong--long hair, beards, love beads, etc.
He says "Man you know this place is going down hill when their type move in" but he had kinda a smile on his face.
We hung out at the park a bit longer, feeding the ducks bread crusts and then took the bus home.

The last post by RD ever was his goodbye to the site, he told us he had terminal brain cancer and was tired of the pain. Ranger was kind and giving and shared all of his grow knowledge and stoner stories, he was family to us all. RD told us that he was leaving for northern Ca where he had some close friends and that he hoped a peaceful end would find him while he was out in the forest that he loved so much.

R.I.P. RangerDanger

 

[kmk420kali]

That is a hard post to follow, S4L-- Much respect to RD--

I was doing community service a while back...and they had me digging ditches...til one day this cop comes up and asked if anybody paints...well, seeing as I have my own painting company, I swooped on it-- Turns out they are painting the police station, and needed help-- So I made a deal with them, and did some of their problem areas (Stairwells) in exchange for them signing me off early-- They loved me...I helped them with the way they were doing a few things...and I had the run of the place...with my truck sitting out back next to the police cars...Kottonmouth Kings stickers all over it...and I had a suspended license!!!
Well, since all the rails in the stairwell were oil-based paint...and stinks really bad....I decided I just had to hit my sneak-a-toke a bit-- Smoked a bit everyday down there-- lol

 

[Prof Sublime]

When I was a little younger my friends and I would sit under the railroad tracks at the local lake, we would sit right where the trousel was for the train. A few times we would be chiefing a fat L and a train would be rolling over our heads.. Fun shit.

And on Sunday I went to Atlantic City, NJ and I parked on the roof of the Trump Plaza and I smoked a few bowls up there.

Heres a camera phone pic:

 

[Hal]

in the toilet of an airplane at 35,000 ft

Hehehe....me too. I was flying down to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, for spring break back in the late 70's with a friend. We brought a doob on the plane, and my friend went to the bathroom first to smoke his half. 5 minutes later he comes back to his seat and hands me half a doob that is soaking wet. Turns out somebody knocked on the door and freaked him out, so he doused it under the faucet.

So I had to dry it out with a bic lighter when I went back to the bathroom, it worked just fine. What a feeling to catch a buzz in a jet, believe me, you have never felt air turbulence until you do it with a buzz. I finished my half, and went back to my seat. Turns out, when I was in the bathroom, the stewardess had come by with the liquid refreshments, and she came back to me when I sat back down. She tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me with a real big smile, and said, "Hiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhh!" She definitely knew what I had just done (bathroom was right next to the stewardess station)....no doubt about it, and she was having fun with me.

Back in the day......

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

port-o-poty?

the streets of NYC (honestly, unless you blow smoke in a cops face, they have more important shit to deal with)

same here , and while driving, but i dont consider that crazy though, if you cant handle your smoke then dont do it!!

 

[The_Leader]

in prison

on stage n guitar world while billy banged out pearl necklace

in the lowes motor speedway in the garage area. no i dont do nascar.

wildest place to date would be fredricks sound alaska on a 16 foot lund catching halibutt and having a bull whale (6Oft?) swim 1O ft from the boat and looking me n the eye. i tripped and smoked another bowl.

when we left alaska we tossed our pipes into the sound and on some icebergs. man i miss that places wild. dont miss the ppl though.

peace

 

[Grandma Gudenhi]

You smoked pot WHERE!!!????

You smoked pot WHERE!!!????

What's some strange, awesome, scary, etc. places that you've smoked pot? I'll start with a few.
Rialto theater, Berkeley, Ca, mid 70s. Really neat old movie theater. People would get high in there all the time.
Eighth grade science class. Our teacher didn't have her sense of smell. We were burning roaches over the bunsen burner. My friends were doing more smoking then me because I didn't like being high at school.
Various Bay Area clubs in the 80s. We would fire it up like it was no big deal. No one ever said anything. It was cool because I didn't like drinking all the time.

 

[Fafafooey]

Broad daylight on a busy city street. I smoked with this vietnam vet guy in a wheelchair. I know a lot of people wouldn't consider smoking in public that big a deal, but I just wasn't used to it because it would have been extremely sketchy where I grew up.

 

[Ken Boon]

SMOKING IN THE CLASSROOM - sick grandma...

do you know my Grandpar - GramParWatt

-sacred haunted ancient moat / stargate portal - love it

- roof of work underneath nasa size Satellites,,,

Motorway traffic jam - stinking up 5 lanes with the LOVe/...

peace and bud to you

 

[yortbogey]

NOLA......SuperDome....while @ work.......NFL game.....50+ thousand people........crazydayz......

 

[ocean99]

I smoked in the church bathroom motherfuckers.

 

[guest]

On the roof of the Dept of Interior.................Fine view of the White House I might add.

 

[buckeye-leaf]

this is a useless thread where havent you toked

 

[guest]

O-H

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I-O

 

[TrichyTrichy]

E-I

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I smoked in the Cleveland Art Musem and got away with it

 

[JWH-018]

I smoked from a one hitter in an airplane bathroom on several occasions. I used to stick the metal portion inside a little compartment on my laptop. Yes, this was well before we went terrorist crazy. I remember regularly walking around the metal detectors at newark airport about the same time frame just because it was easy and I didn't feel like waiting.

San Francisco made me mostly forget its illegal anyway. It's super common to smoke at any number of bars and clubs there - anyone ever been to the fillmore? I tipped the bartender at the zeitgeist in weed a few times, everyone smokes in their back patio like prohibition never existed. Once at the warfield we were smoking on the floor during a set break and one of the more senior staff came up and apologetically asked if we wouldn't mind putting it away. This was shocking to us considering the warfields normal look the other way policy until we heard the reasoning - "management prefers that patrons don't use water pipes while the lights are up". They just wanted us to switch from the 12" bong to a pipe. lol.

 

[Deaner]

Smoking a joint down a busy New York City street. Walking right by police officers..

I try to be as safe as possible when I smoke though.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

..and then you woke up J/K