Craziest places you've smoked

[DrKatz420]

the streets of NYC (honestly, unless you blow smoke in a cops face, they have more important shit to deal with)

Yeah, my craziest situation was probably walking around Grand Central Station smoking a joint. Got a couple of jealous looks from some people, but that was it

 

[Classyathome]

Drunk, leaning against an outside wall of the local cop shoppe - smoked a whole joint, didn't even realize where I was.

And smoked a jay in the washroom at a theme park here in Canada (right outside the Scooby Doo kids ride and theater). I unlocked the back door to the can, and hoovered the whole joint in like 3 tokes. Then ran like hell to catch up with me family.

And one in the front row at a Meatloaf concert here - in a small club, sitting at a table. 2 narcs showed up to stand right next to me after I'd finished, but all the stoner chicks there kept bugging them to dance, or kiss them, and stuff. The narcs were a hoot - guys w/ short hair and wearing suits, at a Meatloaf concert.

 

[NOKUY]

well this is a loooooong story, but im gonna chop it up and make it quik....as quik as i can anyway.

ok...

-1997 driving to Alaska from colorado

-stopped in glacier national park montana right before goin into canada and buried our "schwagg".....(just in case we ever came back) (This was literally "IN" glacier NP)


-came back in sept. same year, and un-burried the stash.

-stash was soggy...almost wet and some of it moldy (it was about an OZ)..in a jar but the jar craked

-we were in a camper van with a stove/oven (see where this story is goin...)

-we had a spot in the national park campground....but barely the park was PACKED

-we had no weed for several days driving thru canada ...and drove a bit more than we wanted to that night just to get to the stash.

-1 cookie sheet and a warm oven later and we dried that shit out pretty quik...and reeked up that ENTIRE CAMPGROUND....I could smell it a half mile away at the bathrooms.

despite the condition of the weed it was more potent than anything i ever had....not sure if it was the 3 month ground cure, or the baking to dry or what, but it killed us.

...no one ever said anything to us, but we had a big mean guard dog (komondor) w/ us too.

I kept it as short as i could

 

[HuffAndPuff]

The last time I smoked something other than a spliff might also have been one of the crazier places I have smoked, although I have a few. I was on a High School youth conference one summer, almost a decade ago. We split the time between NYC and DC.

When we were in NYC, I copped from a caterer at some function dinner we had one night. We had gotten grass in DC no problem, but we'd been in NYC for a few days, with no "free time" yet, and we'd run out. So we were all stoked, but no papers! Someone had a one-y, so we just put the pack and puff on repeat.

Well, when we dispersed, the kid left the one-y with me, because he was afraid it smelled too bad and was gonna get him caught. Paranoid much, buddy? So I put it in my sportcoat jacket (dress dinner) and forgot all about it.

Until I found it when I was taking a leak IN THE UNITED NATIONS BUILDING the next day. We were there to present whatever nonsense we'd been working on for the last 2 weeks. Well, the one-y was fortuitously filled, and the bathroom was empty. What was a young stoner to do?

And that's the story of the time I HuffAndPuffed one down inside the U.N.

Some other choice spots I have toked: Top of the Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty Island, Dubai, Bali, Rome Collesium, Parthenon.

 

[Orangecrush]

The last time I smoked something other than a spliff might also have been one of the crazier places I have smoked, although I have a few. I was on a High School youth conference one summer, almost a decade ago. We split the time between NYC and DC.

When we were in NYC, I copped from a caterer at some function dinner we had one night. We had gotten grass in DC no problem, but we'd been in NYC for a few days, with no "free time" yet, and we'd run out. So we were all stoked, but no papers! Someone had a one-y, so we just put the pack and puff on repeat.

Well, when we dispersed, the kid left the one-y with me, because he was afraid it smelled too bad and was gonna get him caught. Paranoid much, buddy? So I put it in my sportcoat jacket (dress dinner) and forgot all about it.

Until I found it when I was taking a leak IN THE UNITED NATIONS BUILDING the next day. We were there to present whatever nonsense we'd been working on for the last 2 weeks. Well, the one-y was fortuitously filled, and the bathroom was empty. What was a young stoner to do?

And that's the story of the time I HuffAndPuffed one down inside the U.N.

Some other choice spots I have toked: Top of the Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty Island, Dubai, Bali, Rome Collesium, Parthenon.

Wow...you sound like the James Bond of Marijuana...those are some amazing places to of been able to smoke. I'm extremely jealous.

 

[D0nC0smic]

one of the lawns of the Capital building in DC before the 4th of july concert, standing in line for a movie on the streets in NYC, a bathroom before economics class in college, in the middle of a crowd at the old nation club in Dc when i was at a concert. Personally i didn't have the guts to, but i witnessed several people smoking at a bob dylan concert in college, which happened to be in the auditorium directly below the administration offices.

 

[Haps]

1973 NYC, at a theater around soho, at the national lampoon performance of Lemmings, best live performance I ever saw. This was Beluchi and Chevy Chase before STNL. My buddy and I were two hick farm boys in the city for the first time, we were having a big time. I had bought a huge pipe earlier that day, one of the brass liberty bell shaped bowls big enough for a party, and an 8 inch long wood stem, not a stealth profile. We fired it up and enjoyed the show, I think one guy took a courtesy toke when we offered it around, this was right at the table in the middle of the show, hehe. We thought that was the way it was in the big city hehe. Beginning of an incredible night.
H

 

[AlaskaGrows]

not that i would ever do this again, but in the church boiler room

what can i say, me and the pastors boy

AG

 

[TrustNoOne]

me and a buddy in a small town jail in the seventies. he had a 1/2 a joint down his pants and i had matches in the small pocket on my levis. to this day i don't know what we were thinkin but we sparked it anyways. we finished it and ate the roach by the time they smelled what was going on. they beat the snot out of us. knocked my buddy out cold. if you wanna piss off a bunch of cops, smoke weed in their house. lol

 

[hilljack]

Jack D ripper

what hotey did you stay at in cinci 02

netherlands hilton for our crew

thats obviously the saturday night due to the snow better of the two nights imo

could have been the fairy print and the 6-7g's of pcubensis also might have been the tube and 25+minute bathtub

 

[Jack D Ripper]

hey hilljack! that was a great weekend. I dont remember the shows much, but I think saturday night was much better... didnt we hear a "scent of a mule" and get a jewish dance one of the nights?

We stayed at some chain like a holiday inn or something, and made some wicked snow art in the parking lot and took photos from the roof. Im trying to get the pics from a friend, Ill post them when I can.

are YOU in this pic anywhere?



and no phish show is complete without throwing snowballs at the cops!

 

[GOT_BUD?]

I've smoked in all sorts of crazy places.

Smoked my oney in the sleeper of a semi on the way to a gig. Bossman never smelled it.

Top of the coliseum in the trusses where they hang speakers and lighting rigs from.

In the lighting truss (As a truss spot operator). Also had to pee in a bottle up there, because once the show starts, you're up there till it's over.

Church basement. Church cieling. Art teachers office with the art teacher. Porta potty's, under stages during shows.

When you're a roadie in rock and roll, you smoke wherever you can get away with it.

 

[Berry_Coughin']

Disney World Fl... the cable cars that carry you across the park... smoked
Grass between Washington Monument, and the reflective pool,......smoked
Walking down South St in Phili.................................................smoked
Caught in parking garage at West Edmonton mall........................smoked
2000 (end of world) block party Tempe Arizona, Fiesta Bowl.........smoked
In prison..............................................................................smoked
many many concerts, and far too many smoking sessions to try and remember.... good times, good times....

 

[Guest]

In prison..............................................................................smoked

That has to be the craziest place Ive ever heard anyone smoking in. I have smoked across the street from a prison but thats as close as Id get.

 

[Jack D Ripper]

I smoked in county lockup, never been to prison. We had to drain the water out of a toilet and blow the smoke into it so the toliet vents would suck it away. It was at like 4 am in a tiny cell with about 5 other people

 

[d4.]

I smoked in county lockup, never been to prison. We had to drain the water out of a toilet and blow the smoke into it so the toliet vents would suck it away. It was at like 4 am in a tiny cell with about 5 other people

Clever, thanks for the insight .

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

At home, on my couch, in front of the TV.

 

[PoppinFresh]

I usually find that I smoke outside when I am in Harlem (Manhattan, NY). So, here we go..
-Adam Clayton Powell State Building
-Morningside Park
-St. Nicholas Houses (St. Nick Projects) on many occasions!
-Marcus Garvey Park

AND...
(lower Manhattan) Washington Square Park, once while sitting in the fountain during winter time and once at one of the benches nearby!

AND...
(in the Bronx) right in the middle of very "hot" block on the stoop of a building!

AND...
there were many occasions where I've smoked with my brother in the car driving to/from NJ on I-95!

Otherwise, I am home or someone else's spot.

 

[Orangecrush]

Hehe I've never smoked in Washington Square Park, but I have been completely trashed chasing mice before. A couple of my friends go to NYU and I usually come up to visit during the fall. We were coming from one dorm on one end and going to another and all I can remember is that there were a lot of mice and I started chasing one, some guy was chasing it as well and actually kicked it. I high fived him and then felt awful later because the mouse probably died

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Under the Golden Gate Bridge after climbing right below the roadway under the bridge..

A few hits later my buddy wanted to walk to the TOP of the bridge...I meant the very top!

Of course..very windy!