Comprehensive guide for passing a drug test

[215 User]

Saliva Testing: http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=125081

General drug test info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test

This thread could use an update...

HAIR TESTING
(This is a copy and paste job just like the other guides)

" Pass a hair test by Jerry G...
This method is not fool proof, but does have a very high(90%+) success rate.

THC metabolites are stored in the cortex of the hair strand. The cortex is protected by a layer of scales called the cuticle. To strip the metabolites from the cortex, the cuticle needs to be opened and penetrated.

Basics open the cuticle due to their PH levels above 7. Baking soda, bleach, and ammonia are all are strong basics that help to open the cuticle.

Shampoos like Toxin Wash and Zydot contain strong stripping agents, that combined with bleaching and redying yield a very high success rate in passing hair tests.

I think going to a pro is best for bleaching and redying, but it can be done at home.

The basic plan is to bleach and redye twice. Use a 40 volume peroxide bleach. Ignore the hair pros and sign a waiver if needed. I think washing out the bleach and the dye with a very strong shampoo like Toxin Wash works best. The second bleach and redye should be done at least 10 days after the last session of herb. If you have little or no clean time, the last bleach and redye should be done as close to the test as possible.

The day of the test make a thick baking soda paste and massage it into your hair. Then do a full TW treatment and then a full Zydot treatment. These two shampoos compliment each other.

Good luck, almost everyone who does this passes...

OTHER TREATMENTS--

I have no experience with them, but some people have had success with hair relaxers and perm treatments. These products contain propylene glycol and ammonia, which are proven to open the cuticle and reduce metabolites. I'd wash with TW or another good shampoo after treatment.

There is a common misconception that AloeRid Shampoo helps to pass a test. It does nothing. It is the discontinued AloeRid Treatment that contained a high propylene glycol content, and was effective.

There is a treatment program called the Macujo Method. It works for some people, especially those with thin light hair, or low levels of usage. It does not work well for heavy users with little clean time. It did not work at all for me.

Best of luck to all--Jerry G"

I have been checking all this info. out & tha wife has a hair test...in da' mornin. Most of the vendor sites (razor hairwash) suggest getting shampoo that contains two key ingredients; Salicylic Acid & Propylene Glycol.

These act to open pores to dry out oils to prohibit THC distribution & change hair pattern. I found some shampoo at CVS that has both of the ingredients called "Matrix Biolage Fortifying Shampoo". Will be glad when this shit is over
and will let all you HEMPHEADS know!

Good Luck To All

 

[twojoints]

this is a good guide because its no bs and doesnt buy into those 'kleansing' drinks. there are only 3 ways to pass a piss test.

dont smoke.

bring someone elses or fake piss.

or drink a gallon of water and after an hour, piss once, drink another pint or so then go to your test. as long as youre pissing clear you wont fail. you might get a "too diluted" result, and thats when you retake and use those vitamin B and creating additives. or just get fake piss.

there is no 'masking' its all just diluting whenever youre drinking something...

 

[215 User]

I have been checking all this info. out & tha wife has a hair test...in da' mornin. Most of the vendor sites (razor hairwash) suggest getting shampoo that contains two key ingredients; Salicylic Acid & Propylene Glycol.

These act to open pores to dry out oils to prohibit THC distribution & change hair pattern. I found some shampoo at CVS that has both of the ingredients called "Matrix Biolage Fortifying Shampoo". Will be glad when this shit is over
and will let all you HEMPHEADS know!

Good Luck To All

Update......

Didn't have to take hair test after all but had to give urine and passed for the 2nd time using Certo/Gatorade routine.
Not many people have reported their results using Certo but it works. I have witnessed and it's cheaper than buying $50 detoxes. Everything is less stressfull when you have a proven, inexpensive method to keep gettin paid.


Good Luck To Yall

 

[Jiu Jitsu Playa]

NIACIN

 

[kalimist99]

NIACIN

what?

 

[kalimist99]

nvm......

 

[hoosierdaddy]

I flunked a test once....doc told me don't smoke for two weeks and retake.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

On the Weed Wagon

On the Weed Wagon

Day #15...still pissing 'HOT' ...according to home, THC only test strips....

...I have the metabolism of a three-toed sloth...

 

[melvin2]

I have 18 days to get clean I've been smoking a lil less then an 8th a week, Im 5'9 135, im really skinny but not that active right now.
Would it help If i started exercising alot and eating low fat foods untill 7 days prior to the test or should i just try and pack on alot of new clean fat cells now? how long does it take to pack on clean fat cells?

I really need to pass this test its for probation, I thought I was gonna have 28 days to get clean nows its 18 and im freakin out, fuck im stupid. any advice is appricated thanks. edit: im alrdy planning on using the dilution method, but I need to get as clean as possible so I have better chances of the dilution working.

Is this your first drug test for probation or have you already taken atleast one?
I think they expect most pot smokers to fail their first test. I know my first test was dirty but I never worried about it.

I can't give you any definites on when to pack on fat cells but 7 days sounds like a good plan. You can exercise heavily until you begin packing fat to release stored THC metabolites.

 

[Mr. Hand]

Very good info here. Funny story, once while on probation, I knew that I had a test coming, so I obtained some clean piss and put in a condom. I hid this in my crotch and filed my thumbnail to have a sharp point for piercing the condom. My PO was female, so she sent a male PO in to observe, however he didn't watch too closely. I was thinking that I had it made, but shortly became concerned when the sharp nail trick wasn't breaking the rubber, so I complained that really didn't need to pee. The PO said to keep trying, but just as he said this the nail went through the rubber and piss splashed all over my shoes and the floor with only a few drops landing in the cup. Sheepishly, I held up the cup and asked if that was enough urine. Let me tell you, this guy was mad as hell and demanded to see what I was hiding in my pants. I knew I had been busted and it cost me three more months of probation. I can laugh about it now, but the moral of the story is practice, practice, practice until you work out the kinks. Also, a small tidbit of info to save some money, don't spend $15 for THC tests at the drug store.... buy single panel tests online for about $1-$2 each, the more you buy the less expensive they get. I have used www.americanscreeningcorp.com and been very happy with there service and product. At this price anyone can afford to test themselves before being tested by the man and even experiment on yourself to better understand your own "limits".

 

[Marcellas]

Any info on how just one single hit of bud would show up on a lab drug test? (Or instant test for that matter?).. I quit smoking just over 3 months ago for drug court, took about 40 days to test clean for THC. I'm real skinny and tall, about 140-145 and 6'1. I know a lot of other factors count so any other info needed, let me know.

I took one small hit off a joint at a concert last friday night, didn't even get buzzed. Than was tested Monday morning and I'm waiting on the lab results. Any info on one hit for a drug test, let me know

 

[hoosierdaddy]

Like the doc told me, there is an allowable threshold of positive in the tests. We may not get high from smelling smoke, but it damn sure gets in your bloodstream and fat cells.

I would imagine a toke or two would keep you within that tolerable threshold, but I would tell them straight up that you had been around people that you think were smoking herb.
Hell, ask the testers what they say...they aren't allowed to talk to anyone outside of the secure chain of sample possession, besides the person or the point of contact for the person who purchased the test.

 

[Marcellas]

i hope it doesnt show up because if I smoke or even been around it i get sent back to jail for at least 3 weeks.. i shouldv diluted it i dont care if they bitch at me for that ill just say i drink a lot of water. but anyways ill know the results tommorow or friday ill let you know

 

[funkpew]

ok i have read every post in this thread and searched the internet. currently on papers and failed a using dilution. maybe i did not wait long enough between smoking and the test, only twenty four hours. i am looking for someone that is a heavy smoker i.e. multiple blunts per day up to six or so, and has been on papers and has consistantly beat the urine anaylsis. i have been able to pass walmart first check everytime with slighty faded line, so guess it detected something but according to box still counts as a pass. but failed the p.o. test. please help as i have not been smoking sense i last reported and i am starting to think the mj kept my mental health stable as i have started to slip back into a depressive and possibly suicidal state of mind. never thought about it but seven years ago i was going thru similar feelings and thats when i started smoking thanks to a close friend and have been a free spirit every since. just can't stand living in a counrty that makes me a criminal because they don't agree with my lifestyle that does not infringe on anyones rights or safety. i am 6'3 215lbs workout twice a week but i do have a small gut and some extra fat on my body if that helps. Also do i have a right to no my failing ng levels and what type of test were used.

 

[funkpew]

anybody. anything.. didn't want to create a thread just for my question but people seem to have lost interest in this one. probably not coming this many pages back. but i will try and be patient.

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

ok i have read every post in this thread and searched the internet. currently on papers and failed a using dilution. maybe i did not wait long enough between smoking and the test, only twenty four hours. i am looking for someone that is a heavy smoker i.e. multiple blunts per day up to six or so, and has been on papers and has consistantly beat the urine anaylsis. i have been able to pass walmart first check everytime with slighty faded line, so guess it detected something but according to box still counts as a pass. but failed the p.o. test. please help as i have not been smoking sense i last reported and i am starting to think the mj kept my mental health stable as i have started to slip back into a depressive and possibly suicidal state of mind. never thought about it but seven years ago i was going thru similar feelings and thats when i started smoking thanks to a close friend and have been a free spirit every since. just can't stand living in a counrty that makes me a criminal because they don't agree with my lifestyle that does not infringe on anyones rights or safety. i am 6'3 215lbs workout twice a week but i do have a small gut and some extra fat on my body if that helps. Also do i have a right to no my failing ng levels and what type of test were used.

What is the urinalysis for? Is it supervised? If not, fuck using dilution. Use synthetic urine or a clean sample from someone else. Dilution is too risky if it really matters. Which, I'm guessing it does.
If it is supervised, use a small Elmer's glue bottle (be careful about the "sucking" noise when you've squeezed it all you can and go to release it) or one of the fake wiener kits.

 

[funkpew]

yeah its for probation and its supervised and i think the guy watching me my be into boys he is looking so hard (not tryin to talk down on homosexuals if anyone is offended sorry) had the fake penis rig ( black one was to dark for my skin tone to really be believable), but did not have to test on that report. Just was nerve racking and i am subject to search when i am on the premises. if i get caught i catch another felony. can't take that chance unless i have no other way. i feel you tho it is all risky, very risky but it would be unrealistc to say i will not smoke for two to three years so i have to try something.

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

Alrighty!
Here we go.
Read many many of these threads.
I have home test kits, it's been, oh, I dunno..about 30-35 days. I have a job, but just got the call today for my old job back. Pretty happy, but I am still as Dutch would say, "pissing hot".

I am going to experiment w/ diluting, maybe using jello as well. I have some time, my hope is I will be pissing clean by the time I test, but just in case I will be ready.

My use:
HEAVY SMOKER (2-4 grams per day) Or more. Good, my homegrown.
ATE LOTS OF HASH TOO.

Kind of surprised I am still dirty but whatever. I am also thinking about just subbing. Will update. Wish me luck.

 

[nepalnt21]

i guess i just wanted to add that standard tests dont normally test for psychedelics and certain opiates (i think oxycodone)

if you dilute by drinking water beforehand, it can help lower how much they find, and taking vitamin b supplements beforehand (for niacin, or b3) usually turns your pee slightly green (think mountain dew) but that was never a problem for that dude i met. if you are going to stop for drug class or something, taking vitamin b supplements every day can help speed up your fat digestion (which will allow the cannabinoids to leave your body sooner).

if you have a drug class every week, you might be able to get away with using the night after your drug class every week. if they test you and find it, they know it takes a month or two to get rid of it all, and if you have used every day, there will still be detectable amounts of thc metabolites at least during the first test. as long as they see a lowering each week (or if it stays near the minimum), they probably wont make a stink. so dont try and dilute the first day, make sure it is the highest. in fact, smoke a LOT beforehand. and then each week, you can just stop smoking for a few days more. and by the last week, as long as you arent smoking more than the one day, you should be fine (depending on the place, of course). but if it is higher, they will at least ask you some questions. you might be able to make an argument about varying degrees of fat digestion, blah blah blah, but i wouldnt test it.

as for mouth tests, i have heard stories of ppl smoking the day of and passing.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Alrighty!
Here we go.
Read many many of these threads.
I have home test kits, it's been, oh, I dunno..about 30-35 days. I have a job, but just got the call today for my old job back. Pretty happy, but I am still as Dutch would say, "pissing hot".

I am going to experiment w/ diluting, maybe using jello as well. I have some time, my hope is I will be pissing clean by the time I test, but just in case I will be ready.

My use:
HEAVY SMOKER (2-4 grams per day) Or more. Good, my homegrown.
ATE LOTS OF HASH TOO.

Kind of surprised I am still dirty but whatever. I am also thinking about just subbing. Will update. Wish me luck.

Rock On ...KUSH... ...my test strips starting showing a very faint line after 3 weeks. Then, a little darker after 4 weeks. At the end of 8 weeks...the test line hasn't changed any...but, from what I have read...this is a clean (enough to pass) reading.... ...(except, maybe for a DOT test?)

Dutch