Comprehensive guide for passing a drug test

[donny darko]

GOAT
Thanks, I think that is what I will get if they test me randomly through the year as it will be hard to get my friends piss on short notice like that. But I can just keep that stuff in my truck and have it when I need it. The job is at a bank so I don’t think they will test me as much as your dot job.

peace darko

 

[iluvtogrograss]

Donny---- I get tested the exact same way that Goat does, that is why I keep a bottle of the stuff I mentioned above in my truck. I just drink it on the way to the testing center. It has worked for me every time. Sure they cost a bit of money, but it is so worth it.

There has been a few times that I had smoked before I went to work, as usual, got to work and the Boss gives me my slip to get tested and off I go take my test, having smoked two hours before the piss test.

 

[cheecha07]

One more tip that i used in the passed and didnt see was making sure to take the urine mid-stream, not the beginning or the last dribbles. Supposedly the begging and the end are where the highest concentrations are found. Also, FWI I have to take a test tommorrow about 38 hours from my last smoke, so I should be able to let ya'll no how this worked for me...altho i may get paranoid and jus buy some cleaner.

 

[cheecha07]

Go To GNC and pick this stuff up. I works for me every time.....I have used it 10-11 times now as my company uses random drug tests. I can literally drink this stuff on my way to the testing center and test clean........1 hour prior to test.......

Ok well I got some cleaner that has practically the exact same ingredients...the gnc in my town doesnt carry CFL for some gay reason, but if I fail tommorrow after takin a lil night cap I'm gonna spout bs all over this...lol I'm just messing but seriously thanks for the tip hope it works.

 

[donny darko]

cheecha07 good luck

peace darko

 

[melvin2]

Cheecha,

When you get your results (or lack thereof in best-case-scenario) please tell us everything you did from the time you woke up to the time you gave a sample.

Include:
the products you used (drinks, powders, etc.)
any vitamins or medications, if any, you took specifically to alter a test
what liquid you drank
how much liquid you drank
how long before your test you began loading

There are so many mixed results with these types of products, it will be interesting to see if it works for you.

Thanks

 

[cheecha07]

Cheecha,

When you get your results (or lack thereof in best-case-scenario) please tell us everything you did from the time you woke up to the time you gave a sample.

Include:
the products you used (drinks, powders, etc.)
any vitamins or medications, if any, you took specifically to alter a test
what liquid you drank
how much liquid you drank
how long before your test you began loading

There are so many mixed results with these types of products, it will be interesting to see if it works for you.

Thanks

First off before comparing my results to urs take this into account I workout quite a bit and am a chronic toker but anways I'm used to drinking 1+ gallons of water a day so it was easy to up that for about a week which is a must b4 testing. also,I'm quite lean probly 7-8% bf and worked out and ran a mile the day b4 my test but I also take creatine but since I mesed up my back a few weeks back I hadnt taken it until the night b4. Then I didnt eat much all day but drank a crap ton and roughly 14 hours b4 I tested I took a couple puffs and began to pig out...I dont recommend the smoking tho, but piggin out is a must you HAVE to cover up the thc saturated fat. I also reccommend drinking as much milk as possible before bed and water, you should have to get up to piss atleast once during the night, but the milk is very slow digesting so it will stay with you atleast most of the night reducing breakdown of thc into ur piss. From the time you get up till u test you want to keep your metabolism as low as possible, that means no running around or anything. I didn't eat anything after I woke up and took the "test Pure" (Bottle said .5% failed) 1.5 hours b4 i tested and followed the directions. I think the easiest way to pass is to just drink a lot of water, that was my 5th piss of the day and i was up for 2 hours. but yeh I got my results and i passed

Oh I also cut back a bit for that week b4 the test which probly helped

Hope this helps not sure if I answered it all tho.

 

[melvin2]

First off before comparing my results to urs take this into account I workout quite a bit and am a chronic toker but anways I'm used to drinking 1+ gallons of water a day so it was easy to up that for about a week which is a must b4 testing. also,I'm quite lean probly 7-8% bf and worked out and ran a mile the day b4 my test but I also take creatine but since I mesed up my back a few weeks back I hadnt taken it until the night b4. Then I didnt eat much all day but drank a crap ton and roughly 14 hours b4 I tested I took a couple puffs and began to pig out...I dont recommend the smoking tho, but piggin out is a must you HAVE to cover up the thc saturated fat. I also reccommend drinking as much milk as possible before bed and water, you should have to get up to piss atleast once during the night, but the milk is very slow digesting so it will stay with you atleast most of the night reducing breakdown of thc into ur piss. From the time you get up till u test you want to keep your metabolism as low as possible, that means no running around or anything. I didn't eat anything after I woke up and took the "test Pure" (Bottle said .5% failed) 1.5 hours b4 i tested and followed the directions. I think the easiest way to pass is to just drink a lot of water, that was my 5th piss of the day and i was up for 2 hours. but yeh I got my results and i passed

Oh I also cut back a bit for that week b4 the test which probly helped

Hope this helps not sure if I answered it all tho.

I'm glad you passed!

Some notes:
Drinking all that water the week before your test did not affect your results and in some cases can cause water toxicity.
Exercising so close to the day of the test might reduce the chances of passing. I don't know how long it takes for the release of THC metabolites to slow down.
Packing on fat cells was a good move. Starting a couple days earlier would have increased benefit.
Taking creatine the night before probably didn't do much but it's worth a shot.

So, a shitload of water was consumed diluting the urine, Test Pure was taken, and a negative result came back.

Anyone know exactly what is in Test Pure, or do they keep that secret?

Score 1 for diluted urine + Test Pure

 

[cheecha07]

I'm glad you passed!

Some notes:
Drinking all that water the week before your test did not affect your results and in some cases can cause water toxicity.
Exercising so close to the day of the test might reduce the chances of passing. I don't know how long it takes for the release of THC metabolites to slow down.
Packing on fat cells was a good move. Starting a couple days earlier would have increased benefit.
Taking creatine the night before probably didn't do much but it's worth a shot.

So, a shitload of water was consumed diluting the urine, Test Pure was taken, and a negative result came back.

Anyone know exactly what is in Test Pure, or do they keep that secret?

Score 1 for diluted urine + Test Pure

lol well said but you have to remember physically active, chronic users are able to rid themselves of thc much faster than a non active chronic or non chronic smoker.

Also, I could list off everything thats in test pure but I'll just give you the basics... a shit ton of b vitamins, some creatine monohytdrate...still unsure what that suppose to do I guess since only 10% of monohydrate creatine is absorbed and the rest is pissed out it helps in making sure the test comes back negative instead of negative dillute, which is a big difference for certain companies. otherwise it has like 11 g of fiber hich I assume helps clean out ur urinary tract b4 testing. There was nothing in the test pure that I think directly effects the results besides wat I have listed but if you want to no the full ingredient I can probly find em.

And for the record its almost impossible to die from drinking too much water...The only way I could see it happening is if some1 decided to drink the gallon+ of water in an hour instead of threwout the day...in fact the directions on the test pure said to load yourself up with water the week b4 the test and explained that it helps rid the "toxins"

IMO test pure is not needed depending on the last time you smoked and your level of activity, and I'm sure you could get the same effect by just eating/drinking something with creatine and b vitamins and you would get a negative result on a dilluted sample. JMO tho nothing scientific about it.

Oh and I completely agree excercising the day b4 was probly not the best idea but I was given just 24 hours to take the test so I was trying anything and everything thank god it worked.

 

[TeslaCoil]

I'm going to be taking a drug test in the near future and I'm fairly confident I'm going to pass but I want to be sure. I used to smoke daily before I graduated in May and I've smoked a handful of times over the summer (maybe an eighth every two or three weeks). It's been roughly a month since I stopped and I'll probably have to take the test in a week or two. My plan is to buy a take home test from the drugstore just to be positive that I'm clean. Are these drugstore tests a good indicator of what will be found in a lab test or are the lab tests more thorough?

 

[CantBe2High]

Don't be worried

Don't be worried

I'm going to be taking a drug test in the near future and I'm fairly confident I'm going to pass but I want to be sure. I used to smoke daily before I graduated in May and I've smoked a handful of times over the summer (maybe an eighth every two or three weeks). It's been roughly a month since I stopped and I'll probably have to take the test in a week or two. My plan is to buy a take home test from the drugstore just to be positive that I'm clean. Are these drugstore tests a good indicator of what will be found in a lab test or are the lab tests more thorough?

A month?? You have nothing to worry about. For most tests, the drug store test strip is the same technology used for pre-employment tests. I read a study that said most people can pass a piss test in 3 to 5 days with the currently common tests. The 30 days is a worst case scenario and I gather years ago the test strips may have been more sensitive. There is always a chance though the test could use more expensive lab analysis and not just the drugstore sticks, but general practice is to first use the cheap test sticks, and often then do the more expensive testing if the test strip shows a failure.

Read the postings here. Although people have sworn by many things, it all gets down to time and dillution. The B vitamins, creatine, and water are all worth doing for a margin of safety. All the normal not the first pee of the day, get it mid flow, all those are good suggestions. But time, quantity smoked in recent history, and metabolism are the main factors.

Every time I have tested my self I am clean within 4 days (I flunk after 2 days, have yet to try 3 days). I am slim, fairly high metabolism, and a light smoker though. It is good to get the tests and learn how fast your system can get it out though. I am annoyed because I've been applying for a job that will require a test if I get the job and the process keeps dragging on. So I've "been good" for 3 weeks now, because the process could start moving faster. , but its very annoying.

I really think they should just use saliva tests. It can be observed, and only tests for recent drug use. Pee tests discriminate against pot users as it stays in the urine way longer than all the other drugs. But Saliva tests cost more (about 2 or 3 times more for ones sold retail).

Also, its a fact that it takes about 8 hours for the pot byproducts to get into your urine. Only an hour for saliva. So as some posters have done, you can smoke a joint on the way to the pee test and still pass -- if you haven't smoked recently. Not recommended of course! But another reason why pee tests are silly.

But by all means get a test for peace of mind. It helped me much when faced with this situation a while ago. I was sure a job I was applying for did not test, I was wrong. Fortunately it ended up being 3 weeks before I had to take the test, but even still I was relieved when the drugstore test showed me clean after 4 days.

 

[TeslaCoil]

Thanks for the reassurance. I'm pretty confident that I'm gonna pass and the way things look it will probably be at least another two weeks before I even have to take the test. I know what you're talking about how most places do the standard cup test first and then send it to a lab if you fail. I had a piss test for a temp job back in high school and i failed the initial cup test and then they decided to send it off to the lab (that was a fun 2 days on the job). The only thing is that this is a career and not just small time so I want to make sure I'm good. I know what you mean with the process piddling along it's been about a month since I started talking to this company about a job! I'll probably go get a test this week from the drug store and even if I pass make sure I dilute some before I take the real thing. Damn I'm being more paranoid than when I smoked, but it would be a shame to fuck up a good job over cloudy piss. I know the first thing I'm gonna do when I pass this fucker is buy some quality nugs and smoke myself into oblivion It's just ridiculous that I even have to be this worried in the first place for smoking some grass

 

[turdcat]

bump :kitty:

 

[That Girl]

Go To GNC and pick this stuff up. I works for me every time.....I have used it 10-11 times now as my company uses random drug tests. I can literally drink this stuff on my way to the testing center and test clean........1 hour prior to test.......

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.js...rentPage=family

CHF Cleansing Liquid- Fruit Punch 586245
16 fluid ounce(s)


Regular Price: $44.99

Gold Card Price: $35.99 Details

I used this stuff for probation. Drank it 4 or 5 times only to be tested once. I used it because a buddy used it for parole and passed. It also comes in other ''flavours'' only they aren't very flavourful. grape, lemon, and orange i think? It's almost a mix between gatorade and cough syrup.

That Girl

 

[That Girl]

It used to be called GHF, but it came up on piss tests as a cover, so they reworked it to not show, and changed the name to CHF.
If anyone looks to purchase it from a GNC, be aware of the expiration date, sometimes they leave expired ones on the shelves.

That Girl

 

[turdcat]

These are the ingrediants listed for CHF-

Other Ingredients: Water, Creatine, Potassium Orotate, Natural Flavors, Potassium Benzoate, Riboflavin (Vitamin B2)1, Citric Acid, Uva Ursi, Heterogeneous Carbohydrates, Guarana

I don't know why it says "other ingredients".
From the ingredients list there is nothing in it that can help with a drug test if it's taken on the day of the test.
For a drug test, this drink is the same as drinking 2 bottles of Gatorade.

The only thing I see this beverage doing is coloring your urine, and providing some electrolytes.
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I would be much more cost effective to buy some vitamin b2(take 2hrs before test), and some Gatorade(drink before test), and purchase a creatine supplement, and take it for a couple days before the urine test. Also eat some fatty foods and stop exercising for at least a week before testing, to give the THC metabolites a temporary home, and keep them from being flushed through your urine until after the test.
THIS CAN BE DONE FOR MUCH LESS THAN 35 DOLLARS. It's enough for multiple people btw.

 

[That Girl]

Turdcat, I understand your concern; heck I wondered what it could do for me when I read the ingredients list myself for the first time.

However, a buddy of mine used it for parole tests and passed, which prompted me to use it for probation with no worries.

Your right on being able to 'make your own' so to speak would be more cost effective, but I was going for convenience.

To each their own,
That Girl

 

[turdcat]

Well, not trying to be too argumentative, but creatine and vitamin B are actually easier to find than any detox drink.
The creatine needs to be taken at least a couple days prior to testing, to allow your body to convert it to creatinine.

 

[spacecadet]

i got a question is there any ways handling buds and leafs will make a positive results on a drug test was thinking the other day when i was trimming leafs i could taste the resin in my mouth after handling leafs not sure if THC can absorb tru ones skin?

 

[turdcat]

I would say that was more a case of your mind producing a memory of the taste, or something of that nature. I'm pretty sure that simple unadulterated resin material cannot effectively enter your body through your skin. If it didn't get you high, then I doubt that any measurable amount could ever end up as a metabolite in your urine.

I wouldn't worry about it a bit. Make sure your hands are clean by test time.