Comprehensive guide for passing a drug test

[bowlgrinder]

So basically
You eat fat to cover the thc fat cells.
You flush your self to the point piss has no thc. Or anything else for that matter
Raise kreateen(sp) b and b2 vitamins and specific gravities.
Then you piss in a cup
Whats in cup is basically water, (not actual piss, in the sense of having waste being flushed out) and b/b2 and createne and specific gravities?

So this is not about getting it out of you're system totally. But Instead just getting so much out to the point the body can't keep up with filling the piss with waste (thc) and after the flush is over the body will resume thc being present.

Okay so b/b2 are easy enough to find.
What about creatine ? What is it sold as?
Just what are "specific gravities"? And how are they raised.

Btw GREAT thread. Very helpful.
Why isn't it stickied?

 

[melvin2]

So basically
You eat fat to cover the thc fat cells.
You flush your self to the point piss has no thc. Or anything else for that matter
Raise kreateen(sp) b and b2 vitamins and specific gravities.
Then you piss in a cup
Whats in cup is basically water, (not actual piss, in the sense of having waste being flushed out) and b/b2 and createne and specific gravities?

So this is not about getting it out of you're system totally. But Instead just getting so much out to the point the body can't keep up with filling the piss with waste (thc) and after the flush is over the body will resume thc being present.

Okay so b/b2 are easy enough to find.
What about creatine ? What is it sold as?
Just what are "specific gravities"? And how are they raised.

Btw GREAT thread. Very helpful.
Why isn't it stickied?

Did you click on the Dilution Tips and Tricks link in the first post? It is a must read if you want to try this method:
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956

Do you have access to Gatoraid powdered drink mix? mix it at double strength. Any sports type drink will raise electrolytes and specific gravity.
Rolaids brand antacids will do this as well. Use both if you can.

GNC store carries Creatine Monohydrate powder. It is a store that carries a wide selection of dietary supplements. You can sometimes find them in malls.

 

[bowlgrinder]

Did you click on the Dilution Tips and Tricks link in the first post? It is a must read if you want to try this method:
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956

Do you have access to Gatoraid powdered drink mix? mix it at double strength. Any sports type drink will raise electrolytes and specific gravity.
Rolaids brand antacids will do this as well. Use both if you can.

GNC store carries Creatine Monohydrate powder. It is a store that carries a wide selection of dietary supplements. You can sometimes find them in malls.

Yes, I read it. GNC thank you. Thanks for the whole guide man.

But does anyone know the creatine figures? I wanna take just enough to be normal when diluted but I don't wanna be taking the muscle enhancment levels.

Anyone got a link to this? Has it even been studied?

 

[bowlgrinder]

Yes, I read it. GNC thank you. Thanks for the whole guide man.

But does anyone know the creatine figures? I wanna take just enough to be normal when diluted but I don't wanna be taking the muscle enhancment levels.

Anyone got a link to this? Has it even been studied?

P.S. "specimen validity strips" There a home drug test for dilution.

Anyone know where I can buy these that is NOT online?

 

[melvin2]

Yes, I read it. GNC thank you. Thanks for the whole guide man.

But does anyone know the creatine figures? I wanna take just enough to be normal when diluted but I don't wanna be taking the muscle enhancment levels.

Anyone got a link to this? Has it even been studied?

I've only read to take the "loading dose" for creatine. I think it was 4Tbs a day for 4 days.

I haven't heard of specimen validity tests. This would be an excellent tool for anyone wishing to attempt this. To be able to go in knowing you are set and doing things right.... let us know what you find out on these.

 

[VirginHarvester]

I'm pretty confused right now. Might have to take a drug test within a week and though I haven't been smoking much very often have smoked about every three days for the past two weeks(a few hits at a time). So in the past two weeks I might have had 2 grams total of a moderately strong skunk strain.

I'm just wondering how much I need to try to mask this or if with some fatty food, electrolytes, exercise, and creatine(which I already have) I can pass the test. It's a urine test by the way.

 

[melvin2]

I'm pretty confused right now. Might have to take a drug test within a week and though I haven't been smoking much very often have smoked about every three days for the past two weeks(a few hits at a time). So in the past two weeks I might have had 2 grams total of a moderately strong skunk strain.

I'm just wondering how much I need to try to mask this or if with some fatty food, electrolytes, exercise, and creatine(which I already have) I can pass the test. It's a urine test by the way.

You definitely need to use either Substitution or Dilution.

Can you substitute someone elses urine for the test (unsupervised only)?
If not:

Test within a week.... don't exercise and start loading creatine. Directions on the bottle for the loading dose.
Packing on fat can help you right now.

If you haven't already, follow the link to Dilution Tips Tricks and Guidelines.
Get familiar with the procedure and practice it to make sure you time everything right.
The toughest part I think is getting your urine yellow in time for the test.
Water loading and urine coloring is the part to make sure you have down.

Follow the instructions exactly on the day of the test.
If you skimp on any step it may not turn out good.

 

[VirginHarvester]

Thanks Melvin2, but I'm curious, one person on here was mentioning the stuff they buy at GNC and if I'm understanding correctly just drinks an hour or two before taking a urine test. But I looked at those ingredients and it didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary. Maybe I'm misreading his procedure or that there's something more to that.

I cannot substitute but even if so since it's my first test have no idea what the environment is like- whether I would be watched or not so I need to dilute.

I was thinking I'd exercise(run/jog) every day up until three or four days to try and get my metabolism running higher because I haven't been exercising much. I can definitely start eating more fatty foods- does that mean eggs, cream, cheese, even McDonald's; and if that's the kind of fatty food we're talking about, does my entire diet need to be that type... like every meal?

And I can start the creatine now but if I'm starting a week early it doesn't need to be much at a time, does it?

B vitamin complex will be easy to come by obviously so I can start that soon also and just take it every day up to day of the test.

I guess I also should start increasing water intake and sports drinks or buy some gatorade powder and mix it double strength.

Is there such thing as overdoing it on the water intake, electrolytes, creatine, and vitamins so that the test comes up as "masked" or something that tells then I'm diluting?

 

[VirginHarvester]

Found this link searching. No idea what's accurate from it but will post it anyway in case it adds to discussion.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test

On a side note, I have magnesium and calcium supplements. Should I take starting a few days before the test instead of Rolaids? Again, I'm just trying to have enough of everything to mask/dilute but not look like I'm dosing on all these things to mask my specimen.

 

[melvin2]

Found this link searching. No idea what's accurate from it but will post it anyway in case it adds to discussion.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test

On a side note, I have magnesium and calcium supplements. Should I take starting a few days before the test instead of Rolaids? Again, I'm just trying to have enough of everything to mask/dilute but not look like I'm dosing on all these things to mask my specimen.

The only thing you need to take days before the test is creatine monohydrate and you have to take enough of that to be detected in extremely water diluted urine. Everything else is to be taken on the day of your test unless you are doing a practice run-through.

Don't substitute on the steps and don't under-do it to try and look like you aren't up to something. Everything there has worked for people who follow the guide as far as I know. So please carefully re-read this thread and the threads linked to in the first post and I think most of your questions will be answered. Don't forget the 2nd post in the Dilution Tips and Tricks thread. It's a second guide posted by JJScorpio and together the two guides will not let you down.

Yes you can over-do water loading to the point of toxicity but the guide tells you exactly how much to consume and you won't be anywhere near that point.

Everything else they test for, you are trying your hardest to get them detectable in extremely water diluted urine. I wouldn't worry about getting them too high.

Just don't give any explanations if they question your sample results. Play dumb! Don't give an excuse as to why your creatinine levels are high, or your specific gravity, or electrolytes are high, or your urine is vitamin yellow. If someone specifically asks about vitamins, just say you take a daily multivitamin but don't volunteer the info. Everything you do has to seem average, for instance if they ask if you are a big red meat eater, I'd shrug and say "I guess" and maybe give them a puzzled look. And don't make up a story about eating lots of burgers, you shouldn't remember off the top of your head what you had for dinner two days ago and the night before. These aren't likely to happen but good to know how to handle.

I don't know much about detox drinks because there are many of them and they have mixed results.

Don't forget my suggestion to mix gatoraid drink powder at double strength for water loading on the day of the test.

Hope this helps
Good luck

 

[VirginHarvester]

Thanks melvin2, all great advice. Was looking for thc dipstick tests from drug stores in my area and so far it doesn't look like they carry them. At least from looking at drug store websites and searching thc dipstick tests. I would love to find some of those. Did not find them on ebay either.

 

[bowlgrinder]

Vitamin b2 metabolizes fat? Just how does it turn you're pee yellow?
I think it is counter productive.

Found some problems.

They listen to hear if you pee in the cup before the toilet.
They make you wait in the waiting room a really long time to kill you're window/make fake piss cold.

Wtf do we do about these?
If it works that is.

And if I delete my account or have a mod delete it do my posts get deleted?

 

[KharmaGirl]

And if I delete my account or have a mod delete it do my posts get deleted?

Nope...and Mods can't delete accounts. Admin can, but you have to pm them with why.

 

[bowlgrinder]

Ah, thanks for the info

 

[SatoriSOG]

so what is needed if you try to take niacin? i heard you needed to raise specific gravity

 

[nekoloving]

listen if they go hardcore on your urine your not gonna pass. no dilution will fool a mass spec. the good news is they probably dont wanna pay 1500 for the test. have you tested for them before? do they look at teh schlong? if not substatution may be good. but no matter what you decide. immediately. now. today. drink 1-1.5 gal of water daily. this flushes out your system hardcore - your gonna have to pee a LOT and it takes a few days for your body to get its color back in the pee - this is it flush flush flushing. whatever else you do do this! [4-6L for the rest of the world] and yes WATER NOT SODA/JUICE

 

[SatoriSOG]

yeah, the place my lil bro has to go has people watch according to his friends

his court dates on the 28th, the judge he had is known to be a cock and likes to test 2-3 days after the court date.

Could large doses of niacin cause him to fail? (his plan for that is claiming he drinks like 3-4 monsters a day)

 

[nekoloving]

yeah, the place my lil bro has to go has people watch according to his friends

his court dates on the 28th, the judge he had is known to be a cock and likes to test 2-3 days after the court date.

Could large doses of niacin cause him to fail? (his plan for that is claiming he drinks like 3-4 monsters a day)

mere dilution. which is bad
it actually dehydrates you - minimum gallon water to gallon and a half a day for a flush. period. dont eat breakfast till the first quart is gone
half of one after, a full before lunch and a half after same with dinner. its not that hard, but its BETTER THAN JAIL - even if you go to just replace instead of dilute dilute in case you get caught. your chances go down as they will probably pay for a better test, but if youve been flushing from the moment i told you, well.... sigh... you might have a shot. i've beat em before - had 16 days and drank what i said. i dont recommend it as front line defenses, your gonna need to practice with the tube. get comfy with your buddy cause he's gonna be starin well.. yeah have fun


RUNS

 

[Persistance]

Great info deffinetely should be a sticky..

 

[SatoriSOG]

I've also sent him all the info ont eh first page bout raising specific gravity and creatine levels and such. would that help the situation any instead of just straight dillution?

anyhow...I'l tell him to start loadin on the water...
kid pisses me off, was clean for a month then decided to go smoke on 420 lol

mere dilution. which is bad
it actually dehydrates you - minimum gallon water to gallon and a half a day for a flush. period. dont eat breakfast till the first quart is gone
half of one after, a full before lunch and a half after same with dinner. its not that hard, but its BETTER THAN JAIL - even if you go to just replace instead of dilute dilute in case you get caught. your chances go down as they will probably pay for a better test, but if youve been flushing from the moment i told you, well.... sigh... you might have a shot. i've beat em before - had 16 days and drank what i said. i dont recommend it as front line defenses, your gonna need to practice with the tube. get comfy with your buddy cause he's gonna be starin well.. yeah have fun


RUNS