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Comprehensive guide for passing a drug test
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Todd P
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wizzinator if your a guy and if your a lady just get a plastic test tube and fill it with clean pee cover the end with saran wrap and the a rubber band. insert in your special "place" and poke a hole in the saran wrap and let the pee flow out. a couple practice runs and you will never fail.
djslife
Active member
Hey guys,
I was just thinking about when someone uses the dilution method wouldn't using airbourne every 4 hours or so be beneficial for making sure they don't need to do a retest? I just peed and it was that perfect vitamin yellow color so it seems like a good replacement for mixing gatoraide and water.
Just an idea, let me know what you guys think,
-djslife
I was just thinking about when someone uses the dilution method wouldn't using airbourne every 4 hours or so be beneficial for making sure they don't need to do a retest? I just peed and it was that perfect vitamin yellow color so it seems like a good replacement for mixing gatoraide and water.
Just an idea, let me know what you guys think,
-djslife
I
IE2KS_KUSH
Well, took my test, they called exactly 24 hours later, my heart fell into my stomach, I know that if they are calling then it's not good. It wasn't, they said that it was too diluted, and that I needed to retest w/in 24 hours, so I am heading back in first thing in the morning, w/ my wife's piss this time, in a travel/camping soap bottle, w/ 4 foot warmers, tucked in where the sun don't shine. I experimented w/ this tonight, checking temp, and the um...handling of it so to speak. Temp was right at 97 degrees after about 45 minutes, it's a 5 minute drive, no wait, in and out, should not be an issue. I understand that they do not test for gender, I hope that is correct, guess I will find out the hard way if not. I should have subbed the first time, live and learn I guess, not taking any chances this time. I will lose my mind if I don't, get this job, it is "THE ONE" my old job actually. When I take the home tests, they come back w/ just barely a hint of a negative, (hardly any line at all, very very the most minimum there could be) but I just don't want to chance it. I know the wife's piss is clean, and the test is just a pre-employment, not monitored, the door to the bathroom shuts automatically behind me, should be a piece of cake. Wish me luck.
You will be fine. I mentioned here earlier that I flunked one using a sucrose/dextrose dilution. Dr called to let me know they can detect masking agents right off the bat. This was 20 years ago folks. They haven't gotten any dumber. Masking agents and "test cleans" DO NOT WORK...or at least they aint fooling the testing labs.
Substitution is the only way to fly.
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*Many ten panel tests are now being conducted using the saliva swabs.
Substitution is the only way to fly.
Blatant plug for Detox prods... 1-877-420-detox
Fast discreet delivery.
*Many ten panel tests are now being conducted using the saliva swabs.
I
IE2KS_KUSH
I have to say, I feel pretty fucking good right now. It could not have went any better, used the camping soap bottle, holds 4 oz, some heat pads rubber banded to the bottle, my wife's clean urine.
I got her pee, at about 720, tested it, (negative as it should have been) bottled it up, put it under my arm, drove to the testing place, about a 5 minute drive. As soon as I got there, I went into the public bathroom, took the bottle w/ warmers on it, and put it under my nutz between me legs, walked in, checked in, went back, washed my hands, went in, took of the cap, poured it into the cup, handed her the cup, she checked the temp, a-ok, signed off on it, done deal. Could not have been any easier, I cannot believe that I was such a puss and didn't just do it from the jump, but it's done now, and unless they decide to make me the first person they check the gender for on piss, I am gonna get this job. Happy days, now I can afford to start getting some really great gear and equip, as well as taylor making my grow area to suit my needs, no expense spared, oh fuck that is gonna be a great thing!
Hey hoosier, a little off topic, but I just remembered..
Not that you would tell me if it was you, but about a month or so, maybe less or more a few days, my local paper ran an article on the front page about legalization, well long story short, the online version allows comments, and maybe it's a coincidence, but there was a comment posted w/ your user name? Twas you? Just curious.
I got her pee, at about 720, tested it, (negative as it should have been) bottled it up, put it under my arm, drove to the testing place, about a 5 minute drive. As soon as I got there, I went into the public bathroom, took the bottle w/ warmers on it, and put it under my nutz between me legs, walked in, checked in, went back, washed my hands, went in, took of the cap, poured it into the cup, handed her the cup, she checked the temp, a-ok, signed off on it, done deal. Could not have been any easier, I cannot believe that I was such a puss and didn't just do it from the jump, but it's done now, and unless they decide to make me the first person they check the gender for on piss, I am gonna get this job. Happy days, now I can afford to start getting some really great gear and equip, as well as taylor making my grow area to suit my needs, no expense spared, oh fuck that is gonna be a great thing!
Hey hoosier, a little off topic, but I just remembered..
Not that you would tell me if it was you, but about a month or so, maybe less or more a few days, my local paper ran an article on the front page about legalization, well long story short, the online version allows comments, and maybe it's a coincidence, but there was a comment posted w/ your user name? Twas you? Just curious.
well then.....what a head fuck !
**sorry for the long post**
*this thread came up over the past few days so thought would post this here...was going to make my own thread...and still may do a copy and paste? may help me more along the way or others?*
been reading these sort of threads for months...even started a file in my favorites to gather info and help jog my memory collecting threads here and there that have some useful info in it...and found substitution of my own pee to be the best deal for me...
......used some small glass containers with plastic screw to lids many months ago(4-5?) when i hadn't smoked for months..filled with pee and froze! (knew it was clean cause i went to the doctors off my own back for 2 months and got tested and was negative both times)
a little info on my situation- got court ordered in family court to have pee tests every 3 months...my silly ex played as many games as she could in court and the smoking of MJ was one of them...she never had a problem EVER in the past with me smoking it and probly still dosn't have an issue ..but!...can use it as ammo in court so she wouldn't loose any of "her" pension if i got the kids extra time...so in short her plan worked ...and after court...she turned around and gave me the kids about as much as i was asking for in court...but mentioned..."you can have them...but i dont tell the government so i wont loose any of "my" pension "...
well i was supposed to have this test done ages ago but was told when i phoned the testing place it would cost me about $116 !!!! so i havnt been able to see my kids cause i didnt have the cash and didnt do it in the 24 hour period when i was notified ...so ive been saving and had the money yesterday to get it done...
only thing...once i finally got paid after waiting all day for the cash i needed to go into the bank(refresh,refresh ect all morning of internet bank page wating for it to go in)...went and got cash out of the bank....came back home..warmed my pee in a cup of boiled water.. i let the pee "naturally defrost" early that morning(just let it stand in room temp until it defrosted...will also add..there was "bits" in it at 1st but as i read on another forum...don't worry they dissolve...and they did)
...my thermometer wont read over 42 deg c so i got it to that mark(ready for my 20 minute walk to the place)...and done some tests all morning(with water and pee bottle) and could see i had more than 20 minutes until it may go cold if my body temp down my pants didn't keep temp properly?
now....i picked this place cause i knew only 2 women worked there and thought i could get away without being supervised? ...lol...
...on a side note.. i had been real nice with my ex and went with her to this place to hold her hand in support while she had a couple blood tests done 2 different times...she has a phobia with needles and even after all this court shit i was more than nice enough too go past that and help her with the tests for her health sake and i was asked cause she knows i'll make her get it done...as i did with all the tests done with both our kids through her pregnancy ...anyhoo....
got up to the test place yesterday...sat outside...went to temp test...and ...lol...thermometer went on the blink for the 1st time????...ahhh stuff it should be good i'll go in...
lol...grrrrrr they closed 2 hours before lol grrrrr.(who closes half way through the day?..ahhh i should have known/checked)..what a let down after all that..try again tomorrow(today)
so oh?...i do have more piss in the freezer...but i don't want to waste it....so i placed pee in the fridge until this morning...so was thinking???? that was a bit less than about 24 hours since i "naturally defrosted" it...so thought would be good ?...will see hey?
got up early today...heated pee...and set out to get it done...
took a seat at the buss stop outside...went to take the temp....grrrr 2nd time on the blink...no reading....what is it with this stupid thing?leave the house and it dont work? hahahaha...ahhhh stuff im going in
when i got in there it was a little busy and i had 4 ppl in front of me (man! is my piss gona be too cold?)
so my turn comes...here we go...then find out (1)...they dont have the proper kit for the official test...(2) ive never had photo ID but was told on the phone weeks before that should be ok if the ID i had was all i had... (3) then they keeped going on about paper work?... paper work? there isnt any...and wont be any...ive just been told i have to do this! (lets just do the fukn test grrrr hehehe)
well i wouldn't take no for an answer(nicely thou)...i wanted the test done now/today...so told the sobb story...even said "if being degraded peeing in a cup for a test isnt enough in the 1st place...now i cant even do it !" (thought that part "degraded" may help if i wanted to say if they were gona supervise it i had shy bladder or they may just give me a break?)
so in the end we are work'n it out...(and i hope its enough for the ex/family court.. cause it isnt the "official test" but basically the same..) she was in and out of the private room i was in(are we doing it in here i thought...no toilet in here?...its around the corner?)
so start to think again about the already known downfall of my "supervised" test and being a substituted test .... the best container i could find held just a little more than needed but was a "screw top lid" that needed a few turns and all along i thought could/will look suss (and hoped in my planning for some chance to take the lid of but thought it wouldnt happen)
.....so as she in and out the room on the phone checking with head office about how we do this minus the proper kit/the paper work that didnt exist/and no photo ID....
i decided too un zip my fly and masturbate...no no no just kidding
...unscrew the lid!....so what i was about to do looked more natural...funny thing was after i did it she came back in the room and she says "sorry about all this ...take a seat" lol noooooo...(i had just been sitting before this but was up after getting my ID out)..i said "no im ok my back kills"(which it always dose..but)..."i need some pills..i recon" and got my pain killers out and took some...and keeped standing lol...cause i didnt want pee all over me
****what i did yesterday when i thought i was gona do it****...i wore a pair of jocks...and over the top of them i wore a pair that i sewed like a little pocket(made from t-shirt material) in the front of my jocks that would fit my little 80ml bottle but be a loose fit so it could move side to side with ease...the "pocket" made it so it was sitting up right...so while standing up if i looked down i would see the lid..get it?
so now im lead to the toilet...didnt know what the toilet room was like before i got there...but..was sorta big.. but i was in a corner with her on my left and a wall on my right and the toilet attached to a wall in front of me(so she couldn't stand in front of me...only to my left)
....i get handed a pair of rubber gloves and she puts some on too(ahh shit am i gona be able to work this with these stupid gloves on?) but i had already read about this on there site while researching this all the best i could and read that this is done.
...i knew with my left hand i'd pour the bottle(that could twist in its pocket) ...hold pee jar in my right and pour
....as i was doing it something kicked it and pushed past my thought as i was shitting my jocks and i thought about making it look real with me looking like i was getting my penis out and getting a flow started and making the flow look good....as i was doing it she got real close and put her head just about right over the top of it all!....but... must have looked all good to her?? she didn't say a word about my black(im white) tubular plastic penis...
i put the jar down on the top of the toilet ...made it look like i was putting my penis back in my jocks...picked up the jar and shitting jocks kicked back in and spilled a bit of piss around with my shaking hands after the worst of it all was done ... put lid back on....she taped up the jar with masking tape ?(guess proper stuff would be in the proper kits...that there getting more in for next time)
we went back to the 1st room and at no point was it tested for its temp(but sure it would be with proper test kit)...she singed the masking tape...then got me to do it....and cause it wasn't the proper test....and just a normal test(though still supervised) that it was free...well that was pretty good news and $116 back in my poor pocket...
so now i just hope the pee was good but will find out monday...and that the ex is happy with the paper work she gets...if so?...i'd say its all worked out pretty much 100% !!!
so in the mean time in between now and the next test im going to look at other bottles / methods to make this easier with no unscrewing lids...but all the other types of caps i had weren't "natural" looking flow/sounding or easier to use
..a finger of a new "washed" rubber glove instead of the lid over the top of the bottle didn't work right using the bottle (with a slit or even the tip cut off)...using the bottle upside down with the tip of the bottle hanging out of the previously mentioned modified jocks...but instead of sitting up...had it upside down coming out of a slit i made with the glove finger poking out...just need to adjust this a bit rather than use a totally different method that ive already read about like using a condom ect
sorry for the long post...but thought the whole ordeal hehehe.... step by step may help others plan better or think of the types of things that can come up and all in all gives more info than "i did the test!" sort of post..
i must spend a moment which hadn't really over the years reading these threads not think'n i have to do all this ...a big good luck to all that do these tests...learn the skill to grow...now gota learn a new skill in scamming tests ...never thought i'd have to do these myself(didn't even have to do it with court when i got busted with a fuck load of plants and walked away with no jail time).....just glad i finally got it done and it over until next time.HH. =]-~
**sorry for the long post**
*this thread came up over the past few days so thought would post this here...was going to make my own thread...and still may do a copy and paste? may help me more along the way or others?*
been reading these sort of threads for months...even started a file in my favorites to gather info and help jog my memory collecting threads here and there that have some useful info in it...and found substitution of my own pee to be the best deal for me...
......used some small glass containers with plastic screw to lids many months ago(4-5?) when i hadn't smoked for months..filled with pee and froze! (knew it was clean cause i went to the doctors off my own back for 2 months and got tested and was negative both times)
a little info on my situation- got court ordered in family court to have pee tests every 3 months...my silly ex played as many games as she could in court and the smoking of MJ was one of them...she never had a problem EVER in the past with me smoking it and probly still dosn't have an issue ..but!...can use it as ammo in court so she wouldn't loose any of "her" pension if i got the kids extra time...so in short her plan worked ...and after court...she turned around and gave me the kids about as much as i was asking for in court...but mentioned..."you can have them...but i dont tell the government so i wont loose any of "my" pension "...
well i was supposed to have this test done ages ago but was told when i phoned the testing place it would cost me about $116 !!!! so i havnt been able to see my kids cause i didnt have the cash and didnt do it in the 24 hour period when i was notified ...so ive been saving and had the money yesterday to get it done...
only thing...once i finally got paid after waiting all day for the cash i needed to go into the bank(refresh,refresh ect all morning of internet bank page wating for it to go in)...went and got cash out of the bank....came back home..warmed my pee in a cup of boiled water.. i let the pee "naturally defrost" early that morning(just let it stand in room temp until it defrosted...will also add..there was "bits" in it at 1st but as i read on another forum...don't worry they dissolve...and they did)
...my thermometer wont read over 42 deg c so i got it to that mark(ready for my 20 minute walk to the place)...and done some tests all morning(with water and pee bottle) and could see i had more than 20 minutes until it may go cold if my body temp down my pants didn't keep temp properly?
now....i picked this place cause i knew only 2 women worked there and thought i could get away without being supervised? ...lol...
...on a side note.. i had been real nice with my ex and went with her to this place to hold her hand in support while she had a couple blood tests done 2 different times...she has a phobia with needles and even after all this court shit i was more than nice enough too go past that and help her with the tests for her health sake and i was asked cause she knows i'll make her get it done...as i did with all the tests done with both our kids through her pregnancy ...anyhoo....
got up to the test place yesterday...sat outside...went to temp test...and ...lol...thermometer went on the blink for the 1st time????...ahhh stuff it should be good i'll go in...
lol...grrrrrr they closed 2 hours before lol grrrrr.(who closes half way through the day?..ahhh i should have known/checked)..what a let down after all that..try again tomorrow(today)
so oh?...i do have more piss in the freezer...but i don't want to waste it....so i placed pee in the fridge until this morning...so was thinking???? that was a bit less than about 24 hours since i "naturally defrosted" it...so thought would be good ?...will see hey?
got up early today...heated pee...and set out to get it done...
took a seat at the buss stop outside...went to take the temp....grrrr 2nd time on the blink...no reading....what is it with this stupid thing?leave the house and it dont work? hahahaha...ahhhh stuff im going in
when i got in there it was a little busy and i had 4 ppl in front of me (man! is my piss gona be too cold?)
so my turn comes...here we go...then find out (1)...they dont have the proper kit for the official test...(2) ive never had photo ID but was told on the phone weeks before that should be ok if the ID i had was all i had... (3) then they keeped going on about paper work?... paper work? there isnt any...and wont be any...ive just been told i have to do this! (lets just do the fukn test grrrr hehehe)
well i wouldn't take no for an answer(nicely thou)...i wanted the test done now/today...so told the sobb story...even said "if being degraded peeing in a cup for a test isnt enough in the 1st place...now i cant even do it !" (thought that part "degraded" may help if i wanted to say if they were gona supervise it i had shy bladder or they may just give me a break?)
so in the end we are work'n it out...(and i hope its enough for the ex/family court.. cause it isnt the "official test" but basically the same..) she was in and out of the private room i was in(are we doing it in here i thought...no toilet in here?...its around the corner?)
so start to think again about the already known downfall of my "supervised" test and being a substituted test .... the best container i could find held just a little more than needed but was a "screw top lid" that needed a few turns and all along i thought could/will look suss (and hoped in my planning for some chance to take the lid of but thought it wouldnt happen)
.....so as she in and out the room on the phone checking with head office about how we do this minus the proper kit/the paper work that didnt exist/and no photo ID....
i decided too un zip my fly and masturbate...no no no just kidding
...unscrew the lid!....so what i was about to do looked more natural...funny thing was after i did it she came back in the room and she says "sorry about all this ...take a seat" lol noooooo...(i had just been sitting before this but was up after getting my ID out)..i said "no im ok my back kills"(which it always dose..but)..."i need some pills..i recon" and got my pain killers out and took some...and keeped standing lol...cause i didnt want pee all over me
****what i did yesterday when i thought i was gona do it****...i wore a pair of jocks...and over the top of them i wore a pair that i sewed like a little pocket(made from t-shirt material) in the front of my jocks that would fit my little 80ml bottle but be a loose fit so it could move side to side with ease...the "pocket" made it so it was sitting up right...so while standing up if i looked down i would see the lid..get it?
so now im lead to the toilet...didnt know what the toilet room was like before i got there...but..was sorta big.. but i was in a corner with her on my left and a wall on my right and the toilet attached to a wall in front of me(so she couldn't stand in front of me...only to my left)
....i get handed a pair of rubber gloves and she puts some on too(ahh shit am i gona be able to work this with these stupid gloves on?) but i had already read about this on there site while researching this all the best i could and read that this is done.
...i knew with my left hand i'd pour the bottle(that could twist in its pocket) ...hold pee jar in my right and pour
....as i was doing it something kicked it and pushed past my thought as i was shitting my jocks and i thought about making it look real with me looking like i was getting my penis out and getting a flow started and making the flow look good....as i was doing it she got real close and put her head just about right over the top of it all!....but... must have looked all good to her?? she didn't say a word about my black(im white) tubular plastic penis...
i put the jar down on the top of the toilet ...made it look like i was putting my penis back in my jocks...picked up the jar and shitting jocks kicked back in and spilled a bit of piss around
with my shaking hands after the worst of it all was done ... put lid back on....she taped up the jar with masking tape ?(guess proper stuff would be in the proper kits...that there getting more in for next time) we went back to the 1st room and at no point was it tested for its temp(but sure it would be with proper test kit)...she singed the masking tape...then got me to do it....and cause it wasn't the proper test....and just a normal test(though still supervised) that it was free...well that was pretty good news and $116 back in my poor pocket...
so now i just hope the pee was good but will find out monday...and that the ex is happy with the paper work she gets...if so?...i'd say its all worked out pretty much 100% !!!
so in the mean time in between now and the next test im going to look at other bottles / methods to make this easier with no unscrewing lids...but all the other types of caps i had weren't "natural" looking flow/sounding or easier to use
..a finger of a new "washed" rubber glove instead of the lid over the top of the bottle didn't work right using the bottle (with a slit or even the tip cut off)...using the bottle upside down with the tip of the bottle hanging out of the previously mentioned modified jocks...but instead of sitting up...had it upside down coming out of a slit i made with the glove finger poking out...just need to adjust this a bit rather than use a totally different method that ive already read about like using a condom ect
sorry for the long post...but thought the whole ordeal hehehe.... step by step may help others plan better or think of the types of things that can come up and all in all gives more info than "i did the test!" sort of post..
i must spend a moment which hadn't really over the years reading these threads not think'n i have to do all this ...a big good luck to all that do these tests...learn the skill to grow...now gota learn a new skill in scamming tests
...never thought i'd have to do these myself(didn't even have to do it with court when i got busted with a fuck load of plants and walked away with no jail time).....just glad i finally got it done and it over until next time.HH. =]-~
I
IE2KS_KUSH
whoa there happy! good luck
Got the call today, my background and everything checked out, the sub worked, obviously, and I will be making travel arrangements to begin my new job beginning of the month!!
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I will never ever in my mother fucking life ever give the piss nazis my own pee, ever again. I will never ever ever live w/ any fear, anxiety, or worry over a piss test. So glad I did it.
Got the call today, my background and everything checked out, the sub worked, obviously, and I will be making travel arrangements to begin my new job beginning of the month!!
Fuck yeah, got the job I really really wanted/needed, for anyone that is contemplating it, DO IT! SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB. SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.
I will never ever in my mother fucking life ever give the piss nazis my own pee, ever again. I will never ever ever live w/ any fear, anxiety, or worry over a piss test. So glad I did it.
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IE2KS_KUSH
SUB THAT SHIT!
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whoa there happy! good luck
Got the call today, my background and everything checked out, the sub worked, obviously, and I will be making travel arrangements to begin my new job beginning of the month!!
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I will never ever in my mother fucking life ever give the piss nazis my own pee, ever again. I will never ever ever live w/ any fear, anxiety, or worry over a piss test. So glad I did it.
SUB THAT SHIT!
whoa there happy! good luck
Got the call today, my background and everything checked out, the sub worked, obviously, and I will be making travel arrangements to begin my new job beginning of the month!!
Fuck yeah, got the job I really really wanted/needed, for anyone that is contemplating it, DO IT! SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB. SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.SUB SUB SUB SUB, SUB IT MOTHERFUCKER SUB!!!! FUCKING SUB!!!! SUB SUB SUB.
I will never ever in my mother fucking life ever give the piss nazis my own pee, ever again. I will never ever ever live w/ any fear, anxiety, or worry over a piss test. So glad I did it.
nvm
M
movingtocally
So, if your only concern is potential random drug tests without warning, what is the best way to go? Powdered urine in your locker?
It's a private test. Closed door, etc.
It's a private test. Closed door, etc.
forgot to add to this thread....that my test came back neg for drugs...but...because months before on the day that i filled many jars with pee and froze them for subbing my tests down the track i drank lots of water/coffee too pee lots to get enough pee while i was clean so i could go have a smoke(should have planned better...but needed a smoke on the day and didnt think about that aspect of the test)...well the test came back too diluted...lesson for the day?...if subbing your own or a mates ect pee...get the ealyest pee of the day before lots of liquids are consumed cause you could still fail the test.HH.=]-~
kinda depends on whether you have time to mix it and warm it up to 90-98 degrees?
I have the same problem...no time to do that.
only 1st thought i have would be...and have no idea the work you do or your work environment ect....
boss-"go do a pee test PW "...you -"i just went to have a pee...im empty now"..."can i go grab a coffee to get things flowing?"....mix pee in container ...put that floating in coffee...use a temp electronic dip stick to get temp right...and do test?...just off the top of my head...may not be feasible but may give you an idea???....good luck with what ever you can come up with.HH. =]-~
boss-"go do a pee test PW "...you -"i just went to have a pee...im empty now"..."can i go grab a coffee to get things flowing?"....mix pee in container ...put that floating in coffee...use a temp electronic dip stick to get temp right...and do test?...just off the top of my head...may not be feasible but may give you an idea???....good luck with what ever you can come up with.HH. =]-~
-~Wind Walker~-
Active member
Those who subbed..How many hand warmers did you use?
Those who subbed..How many hand warmers did you use?
Substituters,
How many hand warmers did you use? I have everything ready, GTG.
Gotta go soon for mine...
Thanks,
-~WW~-
Those who subbed..How many hand warmers did you use?
Substituters,
How many hand warmers did you use? I have everything ready, GTG.
Gotta go soon for mine...
Thanks,
-~WW~-
Possum
Member
my synthetic urine kit comes with a warmer.
the whole deal fits in that underwear flap where i can pull my dick through.
it's better to safety pin it in - cause it's heavy and may fall out, but i also just use 2 pair of underwear most times.
the vial actually contains enough for 2 tests - if you dont dilute the vial contents enough for 2 tests it will be too yellow and nurses may get suspiscious. (had to re-test once because of a nurse like that. she also tried to grab my crotch before the test, and wanted to watch me pee. but seeing as i am not a criminal i dont have to put up with that. and i told them so.)
that's the only time i've had trouble, but i still passed with substitution.
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the whole deal fits in that underwear flap where i can pull my dick through.
it's better to safety pin it in - cause it's heavy and may fall out, but i also just use 2 pair of underwear most times.
the vial actually contains enough for 2 tests - if you dont dilute the vial contents enough for 2 tests it will be too yellow and nurses may get suspiscious. (had to re-test once because of a nurse like that. she also tried to grab my crotch before the test, and wanted to watch me pee. but seeing as i am not a criminal i dont have to put up with that. and i told them so.)
that's the only time i've had trouble, but i still passed with substitution.
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-~Wind Walker~-
Active member
I am thinking of bringing at least two heat packs. One for back-up and more heat if needed.
I also have a digital thermometer to do one final check for temp before I go into the clinic.
I bought this adjustable velcro wrap that fits me pretty snug. I plan to use the wrap by tucking the bottle into the side of my torso under my arm.
I also have a digital thermometer to do one final check for temp before I go into the clinic.
I bought this adjustable velcro wrap that fits me pretty snug. I plan to use the wrap by tucking the bottle into the side of my torso under my arm.
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4 baby! 4 of them, that's what I used, 2 hand and 2 foot warmer ones, covered all sides of the bottle 'cept the very bottom gl, just used 2 rubberbands, if you get it up to temp, then all you have to do is crack the warmers 45 minutes to an hour ahead of when you are going to want them to be "rev'd" up, and then you can put the pee in the "warm bottle" I had mine actually on my bottle when they were warming up, when I tested, w/ the warmers I used, it maintained a temp >= 97 for almost 2 hours, if it was kept under my arm, or crothed, kinda uncomfortable to crotch so again, I would just keep it very firmly and deep in your arm pit, and then just crotch it when you pull into the parking lot. Then go in, once you get the pee in the bottle, the bottle is warm and supplemented w/ warmers, then it's gonna be fine, I would not even bring a digital thermometer w/ me, I didn't and don't agree w/ doing it.
It's just one extra thing you are trying to sneak in, if you practice, then you will be fine, takes like 2 or 3 nights to practice tops, but I am telling you from experience, if you do it you will pass. I don't need no faq'n thermometer, at least not to take w/ me, I did use one to practice w/ though I guess, and lots of warmers, but really, not a big deal since the payoff was I got my job and am fucking titillated to say the least.
It's just one extra thing you are trying to sneak in, if you practice, then you will be fine, takes like 2 or 3 nights to practice tops, but I am telling you from experience, if you do it you will pass. I don't need no faq'n thermometer, at least not to take w/ me, I did use one to practice w/ though I guess, and lots of warmers, but really, not a big deal since the payoff was I got my job and am fucking titillated to say the least.
The kit from detoxforless has one warmer and a thermometer on the side of the bottle.
20 secs in microwave to bring up to temp and one warmer for all day.
Also, the bottle sent is enough for ONE TEST. Trying to stretch it out to two tests will not work, as I saw the line on the specimen cup was just touched with the full contents of the bottle. If I had poured less than that, it would have been a shy test and would require retesting.
I won't doubt the word of the person who said that they may have had to test if the piss was too yellow...but IMO I can't really say that I would back that up at all. IMO, it matters not how yellow your piss is..hell some folks piss is always deep yellow and pungent.
It is when it is not yellow enough that it will be graded at "low specific gravity" and requires a retest. This happens all the time with diluters.
There are squares on the form that they can check off for lsg, but I haven't seen or heard anything about piss being too yellow. It would require a certain amount of testing to assess if the piss were tainted. All they need do is see it being clear without any chemical testing to demand a retest.
"This pee is too yellow" Nope, don't think it works like that.
20 secs in microwave to bring up to temp and one warmer for all day.
Also, the bottle sent is enough for ONE TEST. Trying to stretch it out to two tests will not work, as I saw the line on the specimen cup was just touched with the full contents of the bottle. If I had poured less than that, it would have been a shy test and would require retesting.
I won't doubt the word of the person who said that they may have had to test if the piss was too yellow...but IMO I can't really say that I would back that up at all. IMO, it matters not how yellow your piss is..hell some folks piss is always deep yellow and pungent.
It is when it is not yellow enough that it will be graded at "low specific gravity" and requires a retest. This happens all the time with diluters.
There are squares on the form that they can check off for lsg, but I haven't seen or heard anything about piss being too yellow. It would require a certain amount of testing to assess if the piss were tainted. All they need do is see it being clear without any chemical testing to demand a retest.
"This pee is too yellow" Nope, don't think it works like that.
