Old Uncle Ben
Well-known member
Hey UB, don't know whether you have seen any of my how to get cannabis to do what you want it to thread but I'm going to post something in a couple of days and I want to make sure you understand where I'm coming from and that I don't inadvertently disrespect/piss you off.
I know your feelings on topping cannabis plants and the million plus views on that other forum we don't talk about around here proves it's usefulness and popularity. I used to do it too, in addition to trying fimming, SOG, ScrOG, and all the rest of that shit we used to debate pH and NPKay about.
I've just found what I think is a better approach, for _me_. And I'm not any smarter or better than anyone else, so I know other people can do it too. So I'm going to be talking about the things I do, in my normal acerbic, combative, and facetious way.
I'm going to be describing topping cannabis plants and will be using phrasing similar to this:
"I don't top, fim, super crop, lst, or do anything else unnatural to the cannabis plant. That includes bondage, discipline, humiliation, ball gags, or even spankies. I don't even talk dirty to them, for fuck sake!"
I just didn't want you to randomly read a sentence like this and take offense or think I'm disrespecting your method, because I'm not.
Sorry to jack the thread, but I don't do direct messages, instant messages, whatever the fuck you all use these days when people talk behind other people's backs, on a public forum.
UB, you think I used enough of those emoticons on this?
Judge to Mickey Mouse: "I hear you're divorcing Minnie on the grounds she's crazy?"
Mickey: "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin Goofy!"
Everyone gets some in their own way. It's all good.....
UB