You know youre stoned when.....

[angelgoob]

When you go to take another bong hit, but you're like..already stoned. But you take a huge one anyways cuz you're looking to get more stoned.

When you see a bird a get a plan to get it to deliver hash into a prison, but it flys away before you can hash out the plan to it.

When you find a cold window and slowly blow smoke at it and the smoke falls and creates a trippy flow and you're like "physics. that's how that works" And then you do it again and see the bird behind the smoke, but it flys away with all your stash and you're like "that birds goin places" Then you see the bird later spending the dope money in a Casino and you try to kick it's ass, but it flys away.

 

[Midnight Tokar]

When you're in the middle of changing shoes and get distracted and don't notice you've got two completely different shoes on until you're at your meet and greet.............

 

[Midwest sticky]

^^lol thread over, we have a "winner".
Or how bout when you spend twenty minutes looking for car keys that've been in your hand the whole time.

 

[StreetPharma]

When you get visuals from weed.

 

[birdman_]

..you Realize them "Outdoor" Plants may smoke real nice too

ornamental plants ^