You know youre stoned when.....

[atk7]

Working on the house and "where the fuck did I leave "that tool"..........over and over again.. fuuuuuuuuuk!
Sure makes it fun though

 

[TangieFanatic]

You know you're stoned when you grab a baking sheet full of cookies out of the oven with your bare hand. It doesn't register till you actually remove the sheet from the oven and you are about to set it on the counter. Your hand drops the sheet as a jolt is of panic is sent from your brain and you realize you just hurt yourself very badly lol. You spend the next couple of weeks up all night in pain.

 

[floralheart]

you're smoking your pipe, and you can't figure out why the radiator is on in June.

only then do you realize, you're hearing the sound of air pulling through the weed in the pipe, and it's all in your head.

 

[Genghis Kush]

when you cant find your sunglasses, because your wearing them on your head.

 

[Baron Greenback]

When you light the roach end of the doobie.

 

[shithawk420]

You know your stoned when....wait what were we talking about?

 

[StickyRicardo]

When you go to pour out a drink you're done with and instead of pouring it in the sink you pour it into the trash can.

 

[armedoldhippy]

drive to the store three times because you keep forgetting why you went. come back home finally, throw the chips and dip on the counter and tell your wife "i can't believe i forgot the chips twice!" and she looks at you funny and says "you went for a gallon of milk, dumbass...and where the fuck are my cigarettes?"

 

[Nade420xOG]

You know you're stoned when you point to the left out the with window, and the cop yelling at you from the loud speaker says "NO YOUR OTHER RIGHT"

 

[Nade420xOG]

drive to the store three times because you keep forgetting why you went. come back home finally, throw the chips and dip on the counter and tell your wife "i can't believe i forgot the chips twice!" and she looks at you funny and says "you went for a gallon of milk, dumbass...and where the fuck are my cigarettes?"

Lmao that happens to me all the time. My wife gets so damn pissed

 

[TangieFanatic]

You know you're stoned when you jerk off and it feels a little too good and you get scared if you cum you will have a heart attack.

 

[floralheart]

you're talking to your cat. only that's not your cat, it's a 2 liter of soda.

 

[420somewhere]

You're posting to Icmag

 

[armedoldhippy]

went to work in my socks before, so yeah there is that.

drove to work and walked in wearing my house slippers the other day...

 

[armedoldhippy]

i went grocery shopping years ago stoned. came out with the grub and spent twenty minutes trying to unlock the door on my wifes Ford SUV before i realized that i had driven my truck to the store. by then, the owner of the SUV sitting next to my truck was out there wanting to know why i wanted into his Expedition... whoops!

 

[sourpuss]

Yeah the going to the store thing is spot on. At least you brought your wallet lol... if I happen to actually bring my wallet im guaranteed to miss half the list. Even if its written down... but then how boring life would be if we were all perfect

 

[Pinball Wizard]

drove to work and walked in wearing my house slippers the other day...

I went to Lowes' to buy perlite & bought a concrete birdbath....wtf?..

 

[exploziv]

yesterday i forgot to eat all day cause of heavy puffing..

 

[Bobby_Stainless]

When you wait for a STOP sign to turn green.

 

[armedoldhippy]

I went to Lowes' to buy perlite & bought a concrete birdbath....wtf?..

hey, that makes sense, kinda...perlite=birdbath, right?