You know youre stoned when.....

[theclearspot]

You do the lawn mowing and you forget to put the cuttings basket back on to the lawnmower and you dont notice for about 15 minutes ....

 

[blastfrompast]

You know your stoned when you decide to drive the riding mower over the garden(to knock down the weeds), hit the rock (you've been meaning to move) and bend the blade on the mower up 45% and imbed it into the mower deck.

"BOOOOM"....Mower stalls and I'm going "FUUUUUCK" was the gist of it.

 

[waveguide]

thanks TCS

 

[shredGnar]

When you look for something for 10 minutes just to realize it's in your fucking hand... this happens like once a week for me

 

[GoeRilla]

When you look for something for 10 minutes just to realize it's in your fucking hand... this happens like once a week for me

Happens also when i´m totally sober.

Rilla.

 

[420somewhere]

I'd like some of the stuff you are smoking

I'd like some of the stuff you are smoking

When you look for something for 10 minutes just to realize it's in your fucking hand... this happens like once a week for me

 

[Weird]

went to work in my socks before, so yeah there is that.

 

[Kaskadian]

When you swear you're done eating tortilla chips because you're mouth is so dry that the chips turn into sand and you can barely swallow them... but you keep eating them anyway.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

when you put empty ice trays back in the freezer

 

[Green Squall]

When you come out of the grocery store and your car is still running. Then you realize someone could have seriously stolen your car...and your dog who's in the backseat.

 

[Midnite Toker]

The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get.

 

[mr.brunch]

You're sat at traffic lights and realise it's gone through to green and back to red while your sat there staring at them....

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

When you are waiting for the stop sign to turn green...............Hey Wow Man

 

[kakaman]

When you look for something for 10 minutes just to realize it's in your fucking hand... this happens like once a week for me

I remember when I was in high school I would have the bowl in my hand and think oh no where's the bowl? If I don't find it my parents will!!! then look down at it in my hands. then my paranoia attack would continue because of the fuzzy little squirrels bouncing around in the woods. Is someone sneaking up on us!!??

It was the late 90's when lots of strong neon green and light green sativa brick weed was coming from south of the border into New England.

 

[Max Headroom]

when you're standing in the middle of the room, trying to remember why you got up in the first place.

 

[oneofus]

when you're standing in the middle of the room, trying to remember why you got up in the first place.

^^

then you remember what it was.....and by the time you get to where you have to go to get it..........you've forgotten again.......I love it!

 

[meadowman]

You dial the tv remote to order Chinese, twice because the first call didn't go through.

 

[Tonatiuh]

youre sitting at the red light,and the car next to you goes forward a little bit and you try to slam on your breaks thinking youre going backwards....I know im not the only one

peace-T-

 

[SmellyFlorist]

When you in the carpark amping for a surf and you cant find your towel... cause its around your waist...

 

[InGhostgrower]

While getting gas you decided to check your oil. After checking your oil get in your truck and start to drive off then you feel the back of your truck lift up a bit and a loud noise. lol luckily it had stopped filling and it just popped out