Guest2012z
Member
when a nice tight female ass walks by and you have to "remind" your second brain about it before you get a reaction.
Last edited:
You know you're over the hill when.......
- Thread starter Stoner4Life
- Start date
Guest2012z
Member
sorry hank but there's pills you can get that will relieve that mood. - from a fatman. or some good old jamaican blue.
D
draco
when you can see the future, and hopefully it includes diapers.
there. i said it.
there. i said it.
D
draco
i have heard that cows have four stomachs
having said that i wholeheartedly concur... and grateful that it still works at all!!
...if you think about more healthy living
...you don´t eat much but you got a little belly
...if you´re on a concert and you think that all of the other people think you´re a cop
...you´re smoking cigarettes
...you can´t say clearly who´s right, who's wrong by politicians
...you read the rolling stone music magazine
...you find marilyn monroe is/was the hottest woman on earth
...if you´re arms are to short for reading
...if you think the youth of today,......
....if you can´t trust a fart
...if you still love your woman after 30 years and love grows
...if you remember the berlin wall
....or you remember your parents get you out of bed for the first moon landing on tv
...if you don´t wanna know, what you can do for fantastic things with your mobile phone
...if you use the german names of the superheroescomics from the early 70´s
(die spinne/spider man, der eiserne/iron man, die fackel/torch)
...if you say to yourself, ok, I´m over the hill but the award for it is wisdom
...if you don´t wanna start a revolution
...if you don´t like most hip hop of today
...you like mad men and so much things remind you at your childhood
...you watch the opening ceremonies of the olympics, the queen is in the stadium and they play a sample of god save the queen from the sex pistols
...you don´t eat much but you got a little belly
...if you´re on a concert and you think that all of the other people think you´re a cop
...you´re smoking cigarettes
...you can´t say clearly who´s right, who's wrong by politicians
...you read the rolling stone music magazine
...you find marilyn monroe is/was the hottest woman on earth
...if you´re arms are to short for reading
...if you think the youth of today,......
....if you can´t trust a fart
...if you still love your woman after 30 years and love grows
...if you remember the berlin wall
....or you remember your parents get you out of bed for the first moon landing on tv
...if you don´t wanna know, what you can do for fantastic things with your mobile phone
...if you use the german names of the superheroescomics from the early 70´s
(die spinne/spider man, der eiserne/iron man, die fackel/torch)
...if you say to yourself, ok, I´m over the hill but the award for it is wisdom
...if you don´t wanna start a revolution
...if you don´t like most hip hop of today
...you like mad men and so much things remind you at your childhood
...you watch the opening ceremonies of the olympics, the queen is in the stadium and they play a sample of god save the queen from the sex pistols
Last edited:
Mr.Fastcast
Member
When you have to scroll down to find your birth year.
erictheoldfart
Member
Fastcast....ain't that the truth! Guess we don't gots to worry until we scroll all the way to the bottom...and haven't reached our birth-year yet. It's ALL borrowed time, anyway.
L
lordofthenugz
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments".
