You know your'e old when....

[Phineas Freak]

when you orgasm...
only dust comes out

lol what's an orgasm?

 

[Phineas Freak]

..when you can remember it, but you think its not worth the hassle anymore.

 

[sutra1]

when you look in the mirror

 

[Hank Hemp]

You're to damn lazy to set up your stereo so you can listen to some LP's.

 

[St. Phatty]

when you think Mercedes' best years were 1977-1985.

Fvck all that electronic crap !

 

[chronosync]

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''

''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

 

[Betterhaff]

...you had to run out and buy the new release "Still Got That Hunger" by The Zombies.

 

[noyd666]

when old ladies start giving you the eye.

 

[CoCoSativas]

when U make Quiche for dinner....

I'm 25 I love quiche any time of the day.

This thread is a riot. Man I love it you guys are hilarious. Nothing wrong with being old as long as you are still kicking!

 

[CoCoSativas]

when old ladies start giving you the eye.

how old we talking?

Lol old ladies do it to me... I hope I'm not getting old too ahahahahaha

I love this thread is so cool

 

[noyd666]

you get outa the cot at 6 am and are ready to fall into it at 6 pm.

 

[Runt]

When people in their thirties could be your kids...the hot chick is smiling at you cause you remind her of her grandpa.

 

[chronosync]

when you........are glad you remembered to rewind the dvd before putting it back

 

[svnfingerblades]

Ya know your old when

Ya know your old when

your Penis starts to need a lil help getting hard

 

[Betterhaff]

when you........are glad you remembered to rewind the dvd before putting it back

I think you mean VHS...I know that because I'm old.

 

[chronosync]

haha. yer im feeling some "life burn" myself

 

[armedoldhippy]

when watching your wife take her teeth out before bed gives you a woodie...you just KNOW what is coming...(YOU!)

 

[noyd666]

I like that.

 

[BlueBlazer]

When you think you may be coming down with dementia . . .

only to realize it is just the amazing herb you've been smoking.

 

[svnfingerblades]

lol

lol

When you think you may be coming down with dementia . . .

only to realize it is just the amazing herb you've been smoking. [URL=http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z189/13SneakyPete13/emotes/oldtimer.gif]View Image[/URL]

lol