You know your'e old when....
- Thread starter theclearspot
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When you just want to go to bed and never wake up.
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bigganjabud
When your knees are no longer referred to as left and right as now I call em the good one and the bad one
...you start eating oatmeal every morning.
When a good hit, then a good shit makes your day...
50YardLine
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balls dip in the toilet water while pooping.
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noyd666
when ya cut three down and head off fer a nap.
50YardLine
Member
When you only get 5 hours of sleep a night, because your back hurts too bad to lay down anymore.
This one's a little dark. I was going to say when you just want to go to bed and sleep for a whole day. That's my wildest fantasy at the moment.
...you know who aunt bea is-
Super old if you know who she is and think she's hot.
You start telling young dudes how vinyl somehow sounded better......
Vinyl has made a huge comeback since you posted this
Barns and Noble has had a growing record section for 3+ years now
When Sony first introduced Perfect Sound Forever CDs, which were beyond awful
Not so anymore, at least when one is willing to pay for a CD player with a proper LPM (Linear Power Module), which are available on line to upgrade Oppo players
St. Phatty
Active member
When young women will talk to you right after you've had a buzz-cut type haircut
but not 2 weeks later when it's obvious that you have a head of gray hair.
but not 2 weeks later when it's obvious that you have a head of gray hair.
When you’re watching an old movie and realize the actress is a young Aunt Bea.
And oatmeal becomes a daily staple.
And oatmeal becomes a daily staple.
Actually, if you're really old, young women don't even see you. I knew I was over the hill when I caught what I took to be an old woman checking me out. Was a little disgusted, thinking she was old enough to be my grandmother - except - no she wasn't - actually an appropriate age to be checking me. Oh, well.
Or when your own eyebrow hair can turn a corner and poke you in the eye.
When this happened to me it took several days of having an irritated eye to figure it out. I was glad to cancel the drs appointments though.
