You know your'e old when....
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Leaded or unleaded.
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noyd666
when ya mates and family start dropping by the wayside.
they been dropping like flies all along..drugs,gangs,police ect...yeehaw...lately it seems those that clean up go...2 peeps quit smoking and died shortly after..one friend died out of the blue with no prior issues 56..went home went to sleep never woke up....I hope to have it that easy but doubt it..
you know you are old when-----
When your favorite style of music is preceded with the word "classic" (ie "classic rock", "classic jazz", "classic country", etc).
When you have no idea who the artists are in Billboard's "Hot 100". Try it--lol http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100, The great words of Sargent Schultz sums up the "Hot 100" for me: "I know nothing."
If you fell asleep watching Johnny, you would wake up to either: Tom Snyder interviewing someone with a cigarette in hand....or the national anthem followed swiftly by the infamous test pattern--complete with the (politically incorrect) indian head character in the center and electronic tone. LOL...it seemed to me, the volume for the national anthem was about twice as loud as normal. Like wake up loud.
When you have no idea who the artists are in Billboard's "Hot 100". Try it--lol http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100, The great words of Sargent Schultz sums up the "Hot 100" for me: "I know nothing."
If you fell asleep watching Johnny, you would wake up to either: Tom Snyder interviewing someone with a cigarette in hand....or the national anthem followed swiftly by the infamous test pattern--complete with the (politically incorrect) indian head character in the center and electronic tone. LOL...it seemed to me, the volume for the national anthem was about twice as loud as normal. Like wake up loud.
In the waiting room awaiting colonoscopy
you know you're old when you're getting a haircut and you have to hold the baggy skin on the side of your face coz the girl can't shave your head properly coz everything keeps moving about.... true story...
Imported or HOMEGROWN...
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noyd666
when you can remember homegrown being not worth a damn...
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noyd666
when ya cant keep up with the wheelbarrow
you know your getting old when a wheel chair sounds better than a bike ,you know your getting old when you forget what you were looking for and what it was you were doing that started the search aloha cls
Lol you know your old when your old! Sorry its all I got! One of my favorite sayings is " I wish I was an Id again" no that's not a typo.Id the part of the human psyche.
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noyd666
well when your old an cocky
