You know your'e old when....
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EvergreenState
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Remember what it was like when the majority of people had manners.
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noyd666
not wrong about manners. new big box stores down here peep's all trained up, everybody that works there greets with good morning ,big grin, i'm looking around thinking I'm being attacked by good manners lol, I used to stand for ladies and give up seat for them but I don't think that happens much now. when going to work on trams and train when young with sleeves rolled up tatts showing I used to get a kick out of showing up the suit crowd of business men by offering seat to females standing while they hid there shit heads behind the morning newspaper. I'm still the same.
DickAnubis
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You know you're old when....
you take off your socks and someone has replaced your feet with monkey paws.
you take off your socks and someone has replaced your feet with monkey paws.
…you’re waist size gets bigger and you’re inseam gets shorter.
When the "ass part" of your butt disappears; you know the "ass part" that "used to" protrude ever so slightly...just enough to keep elastic waist styled pants (sweats, shorts, undies, etc) from slipping past your ass and dropping to your ankles. In my case both my inseam and waist size have not changed...but my backside has a whole lot less "booty".
And when you lose your "ass part", one must be real careful when walking and carrying things at the same time; as it is nearly impossible to stop the downward momentum once it starts....as you can only spread your knees while walking so far...lol.
Ahh, since I plan to see my 100 year birthday--I view my age to equate the percent of life I consumed; since I am just over 60...then I have about 40% of my life to live...or 60% of it has been "consumed". Glad we acquired assets during my "earning years"!
And when you lose your "ass part", one must be real careful when walking and carrying things at the same time; as it is nearly impossible to stop the downward momentum once it starts....as you can only spread your knees while walking so far...lol.
Ahh, since I plan to see my 100 year birthday--I view my age to equate the percent of life I consumed; since I am just over 60...then I have about 40% of my life to live...or 60% of it has been "consumed". Glad we acquired assets during my "earning years"!
Lol…the reverse wedgie au natural.
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moose eater
When you realize you own almost as many pairs of suspenders as you own pants, and that the suspenders also double as really long bungee straps for securing lighter objects you didn't want to limit yourself by carrying with your hands anyway...
nukklehead
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when your back goes out cus your front did
all gut.. no butt.. sign of diabetes.. lol.. j/j
all gut.. no butt.. sign of diabetes.. lol.. j/j
you know you're old when you can't SIT DOWN for extended periods without seizing up.....fecking trimming... 
Some serious time suckage
you realize you have been banging the hot 25 year old waitress at the Mexican food place s mom...mom aint hot but I am horny...yeehaw...we do it on the down low so I might try hitting on daughter too....other than a few grays I look ok
DickAnubis
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you know you're old when.....
your nutsack looks like Albert Einstein hanging upside down behind your dick.
your nutsack looks like Albert Einstein hanging upside down behind your dick.
...you get nostalgic about reminiscing.
