TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
With a nice warm soft towel of course. lol
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With a nice warm soft towel of course. lol
So you have a warm towel waiting on asses at all times!? Man,what have I been missing!? Lol does it come with a Butler too!?
I actually was serious.cheap toilet paper sucks
I actually was serious.cheap toilet paper sucks
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
Lol. You can tell if I'm broke by the quality of the toilet paper in my shopping cart.
If you get the deluxe model, it comes with a towel warmer. It's a little stainless steel box to warm the towels. And you can be sure the water is a comfy 100 degrees F so you can start your day off with a smile. Lol
If you get the deluxe model, it comes with a towel warmer. It's a little stainless steel box to warm the towels. And you can be sure the water is a comfy 100 degrees F so you can start your day off with a smile. Lol
Snook
Still Learning
I thought a bedet was mostly a womens throne..
although there are some manly assholes that could use it..
and shithawk, spring for the 'best' shit-paper, Waaaaay less expensive than having one of those installed..
and I dont think you'll find them to often if 'you live in the country'.
although there are some manly assholes that could use it..
and shithawk, spring for the 'best' shit-paper, Waaaaay less expensive than having one of those installed..
and I dont think you'll find them to often if 'you live in the country'.
Yes. There are special small towels for it.
Hang them on the heater and you're in a for a treat.
Google bidet towels.
There are also toilets with a bidet installed in it. So you don't even have to move. Just push or twist a button and a stream of (clean) water shoots up. You can control the temperature too.
There are also systems which you can install on existing toilets.
(Now I want one).
couldn't they also install an air vent with warm air like the hand dryers over the sinks? ooooh...
St. Phatty
Active member
Wow. It's like this and the human sh.t thread are merging their Gestalts.
If it was me and I had a big budget, I'd get some young engineer to set up a thing that drained the tiny turd pieces to a chamber with some good LED lights, and then use something like an ammo smokeless powder dispenser to spray ghia seeds on the turd pile.
Then you just need some redworms to eat the tiny turd pieces and turn it into primo castings for the Chia poop plants.
Then when we have to show the project to our investors, they make a Powerpoint presentation with a smiling Ghia Turd -
True Sustainability in a 21st Century Bidet.
iPhone enabled as if anyone gives a sh.t.
I would say, if you can make something like this out of some nice wood and sell it to some snooty New Yorker or even more snooty SF'er, for $2000, you are a fvcking GENIUS.
and you can still live in the country !
BONUS POINTS
If you mold all the poop into a smiling African American face, like one of those old standing man with the lantern thing, some snooty PC types will call the product racist.
That helps you market the product in Idaho.
If it was me and I had a big budget, I'd get some young engineer to set up a thing that drained the tiny turd pieces to a chamber with some good LED lights, and then use something like an ammo smokeless powder dispenser to spray ghia seeds on the turd pile.
Then you just need some redworms to eat the tiny turd pieces and turn it into primo castings for the Chia poop plants.
Then when we have to show the project to our investors, they make a Powerpoint presentation with a smiling Ghia Turd -
True Sustainability in a 21st Century Bidet.
iPhone enabled as if anyone gives a sh.t.
I would say, if you can make something like this out of some nice wood and sell it to some snooty New Yorker or even more snooty SF'er, for $2000, you are a fvcking GENIUS.
and you can still live in the country !
BONUS POINTS
If you mold all the poop into a smiling African American face, like one of those old standing man with the lantern thing, some snooty PC types will call the product racist.
That helps you market the product in Idaho.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
St. Phatty
Active member
hell, tell 'em you got a new bidet & they're thinkin' that it's some sorta foreign breed of hunting dog.......
St. Phatty
Active member
hell, tell 'em you got a new bidet & they're thinkin' that it's some sorta foreign breed of hunting dog.......
So, don't tell them you got a bidet.
Tell them you have a new Maremma.
Although that is more of a life-stock protection animal.
St. Phatty
Active member
That sounds like the scene in Aliens when Michael Biehn tries to re-assure Sigourney Weaver by showing her his combination machine gun/ rocket propelled grenade launcher.
Mossberg FLEX 500 sounds like a very useful weapon.
How many people store ear muffs near their home defense tools ?
R
Robrites
Man, 78, survives bear attack by punching it in nose
HAYWOOD COUNTY, NC (WLOS/CNN) - When a mother bear attacked a North Carolina man outside his home, he suffered a bite to the hip but survived the attack by continuously punching the animal.
Sonny Pumphrey, 78, was in his driveway Tuesday when he noticed three bears, a mother and two cubs, next to him. He says the cubs ran off, but the mother bear reared up and attacked him.
"She made a charging dead run at me. That sucker was eyeball to eyeball to me,” he said.
Stunned, Sonny Pumphrey just reacted on reflex and punched the bear in the nose.
"I hit her right dead on the point of the nose the first shot, and when I did, she went down and started trying to bite me,” Sonny Pumphrey said.
The 78-year-old says he kept hitting the bear, even as it continued trying to bite him. He suffered a bite to his hip and multiple bruises.
“She got a hold of me and then shook me a little bit. Then, she let go and took a swat at me, and when she took a swat at me, she knocked me about 8 feet over on the concrete,” Sonny Pumphrey said.
From inside the home, Sonny Pumphrey’s wife Betty Pumphrey heard the commotion and rushed to her husband’s aid with their small dog, Bella. She was shocked at the sight of the large black bear in the driveway.
"I seen her stand up and rear her paw back, and all I seen was a mouthful of teeth. And I just – I knew he was going to be gone,” she said.
Bella started barking, the couple began screaming and the bear ran off.
Betty Pumphrey got a gun from inside and fired into the wounds in hopes of making sure the bear wouldn’t come back. She then called 911.
Following the attack, Sonny Pumphrey will have to endure a series of rabies shots, but even so, he says it could have been worse.
"I could have been dead. I could have been really cut up bad,” he said.
Wildlife officials tried to track the bear but were unable to locate it. They say without much food up high, bears are coming down to lower elevations.
The Pumphreys want to warn everyone to be on the lookout whenever they go outside.
"We have a lot to be thankful for because we were both very, very lucky,” Betty Pumphrey said.
https://www.salemnews.com/cnhi_netw...cle_9ac78bba-cd42-5f31-b5c8-d9df57d7b487.html
HAYWOOD COUNTY, NC (WLOS/CNN) - When a mother bear attacked a North Carolina man outside his home, he suffered a bite to the hip but survived the attack by continuously punching the animal.
Sonny Pumphrey, 78, was in his driveway Tuesday when he noticed three bears, a mother and two cubs, next to him. He says the cubs ran off, but the mother bear reared up and attacked him.
"She made a charging dead run at me. That sucker was eyeball to eyeball to me,” he said.
Stunned, Sonny Pumphrey just reacted on reflex and punched the bear in the nose.
"I hit her right dead on the point of the nose the first shot, and when I did, she went down and started trying to bite me,” Sonny Pumphrey said.
The 78-year-old says he kept hitting the bear, even as it continued trying to bite him. He suffered a bite to his hip and multiple bruises.
“She got a hold of me and then shook me a little bit. Then, she let go and took a swat at me, and when she took a swat at me, she knocked me about 8 feet over on the concrete,” Sonny Pumphrey said.
From inside the home, Sonny Pumphrey’s wife Betty Pumphrey heard the commotion and rushed to her husband’s aid with their small dog, Bella. She was shocked at the sight of the large black bear in the driveway.
"I seen her stand up and rear her paw back, and all I seen was a mouthful of teeth. And I just – I knew he was going to be gone,” she said.
Bella started barking, the couple began screaming and the bear ran off.
Betty Pumphrey got a gun from inside and fired into the wounds in hopes of making sure the bear wouldn’t come back. She then called 911.
Following the attack, Sonny Pumphrey will have to endure a series of rabies shots, but even so, he says it could have been worse.
"I could have been dead. I could have been really cut up bad,” he said.
Wildlife officials tried to track the bear but were unable to locate it. They say without much food up high, bears are coming down to lower elevations.
The Pumphreys want to warn everyone to be on the lookout whenever they go outside.
"We have a lot to be thankful for because we were both very, very lucky,” Betty Pumphrey said.
https://www.salemnews.com/cnhi_netw...cle_9ac78bba-cd42-5f31-b5c8-d9df57d7b487.html
St. Phatty
Active member
I was surprised at the response of the rangers on Mt. Rainier. There was a mother bear on one side of the trail, a cub on the other.
Seemed like something to stay away from, which I did. When I went to talk to the rangers, they said it was no big deal.
Tourists walking on the trail between the mother bear and her cub or cubs.
Maybe they get a commission from the local hospital.
well I have a package or two (20 plugs per/pk) of foam rubber ear plugs, but I can assure you that ear protection is gonna be the last thing on my mind if I've gotta pull that gun on someone.
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Robrites
If you Gotta pull a Gun
There ain't No time for nothin' Else...
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