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You know you live in the country if......

1G12

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I know I live (at least) close to the country as every once in a while I have to chase down a centipede that's gotten into my house. Stepped out the back door one evening to turn the chicken on the BBQ & stepped on one barefoot. Felt like a piece of rubber. Was lucky he didn't sting me.
 

Stoner4Life

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I know I live (at least) close to the country as every once in a while I have to chase down a centipede that's gotten into my house. Stepped out the back door one evening to turn the chicken on the BBQ & stepped on one barefoot. Felt like a piece of rubber. Was lucky he didn't sting me.
lol, never heard of centipedes being a measure of 'the country' or not, but that post def deserves a full K+....... great laughs :D




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Trixie, my 1st springer spaniel.
Pic taken from the deck of my friends resort, pure country, the resort had over a mile of shoreline, a nice protected harbor, pool, huge log cabin lodge, 27 cabins & all sitting on 68 acres of forested land.
 
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HaHaHashish

you know you live in the country when you have to carefully check your boots for scorpions, giant centipedes and other stingers before pulling them on.
 

Bud Green

I dig dirt
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You know you live in the country if......

You have to drive a lot further to buy a pack of papers than you do to get to your grow site...
 

armedoldhippy

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When there is nothing to do outside after sunset..

fishing for crappie under lanterns, chase fireflies, running coons with hounds, sit around fires & get shitfaced on moonshine & good weed...poking at a fire with a stick while ripped to the gills & discussing "philosophy" is one of my favorite hobbies.:tiphat: i wish a bunch of us lived close enough to each other to do this sometime...:dance013:
 

St. Phatty

Active member
Ha! Anything goes as long as it's a funny TRUE story and the 'extra-species' doesn't include humans!

..... you go first Phatty. :tiphat:

I have no such stories - yet.

One 1/2 story about what an acquaintance's wealthy Texas father told him about dealing with his needs, as a teenager. But that story involves humans, so it doesn't meet the judgment criteria.
 

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