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You know you live in the country if......

St. Phatty

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things come more affordably to you.

I had a neighbor who was in a pinch sell a dead cow for $50.

She had died in calf-birth via prolapsed uterus. That part I did not eat (or pickle ?), it went into the compost pile.

The end pile of meat in bags, 5 to 10 pounds each bag, measured 14 wide by 18 deep by about 3 feet high in the freezer. Solid cow meat.

I foregone on the motorized grinder & went with the manual.

I procrastinated on dealing with the corpse while I dealt with garden stuff.

I subsequently learned ... 1 million squirming maggots, yes that really is a sound. :woohoo:

It was helpful in helping me figure out where to put my first serious non-vegan compost pile ... as near the dead cow as possible.

It was butchered on a blue tarp in temps right around 30 F. I had 2 knives.

All you have to do is make the same motion (cutting motion) about 10,000 times - and not cut yourself.

I don't think my filets were butcher shop quality. But I did get most of the meat.

And the chickens LOVED the maggots !!! :woohoo:
 

Stoner4Life

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I had a neighbor who was in a pinch sell a dead cow for $50.

She had died in calf-birth via prolapsed uterus. That part I did not eat (or pickle ?), it went into the compost pile.

The end pile of meat in bags, 5 to 10 pounds each bag, measured 14 wide by 18 deep by about 3 feet high in the freezer. Solid cow meat.

I foregone on the motorized grinder & went with the manual.

I procrastinated on dealing with the corpse while I dealt with garden stuff.

I subsequently learned ... 1 million squirming maggots, yes that really is a sound. :woohoo:

It was helpful in helping me figure out where to put my first serious non-vegan compost pile ... as near the dead cow as possible.

It was butchered on a blue tarp in temps right around 30 F. I had 2 knives.

All you have to do is make the same motion (cutting motion) about 10,000 times - and not cut yourself.

I don't think my filets were butcher shop quality. But I did get most of the meat.

And the chickens LOVED the maggots !!! :woohoo:

dang! and I figured my neighbors free range chicken was a good deal @ .69 per lb....... :nono:
 
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Stoner4Life

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You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


you just love being out playin' ;)

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Stoner4Life

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250 pounds of beef for $50 ... 20 cents a pound.

But it was a lot of work. And eating it was work. That's why I went to the hamburger grinder. Which was also work. :woohoo:

a friend of mine taught me a neat trick :good: He gets his burger beef from his dad, a casual farmer in ND, then he goes to the local market here & buys a package of bacon ends & pieces; he trims the excess fat from the bacon and then he mixes 1 lb. beef to 3 ounces bacon. He grinds it twice to mix it well.

Now he & I like our burgers medium well so it works out the bacon is cooked to safe temps, the result is awesome.

 

Betterhaff

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Need some fat for those burgers:party:
A friend’s grandmother used to fry her burgers in lard. That would probably give the food police a little plaque just from hearing it.

They were great, crispy crunchy on the outside and medium to medium well on the inside. The beef quality probably had something to do with it too.
 

Stoner4Life

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You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......



you're willing to feed Duane a straight line:
"So, how'd you & Rufus do bird hunting this year?"

Just to hear Duane's reply (year after year):
"Best damn bird dog you ever did see!"

 

St. Phatty

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When I find one of my cats eating a small bird, I take it a way and put it in the mini-bird-corpse-storage section of the fridge.

The next size up, e.g. a Silkie - my Silkie's run at the cat and peck it.

I would love to see a tiny bird do that. I think it might make less fun to stalk.
 

Snook

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When I find one of my cats eating a small bird, I take it a way and put it in the mini-bird-corpse-storage section of the fridge.

The next size up, e.g. a Silkie - my Silkie's run at the cat and peck it.

I would love to see a tiny bird do that. I think it might make less fun to stalk.
brother... what are you saving the dead birds for? and whats a "Silkie"?
 

Stoner4Life

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brother... what are you saving the dead birds for? and whats a "Silkie"?

they're a small/medium sized chicken, their plumage is somewhat fuzzy/furry, they make great family/farm pets & most often used for showing.

Great to get kids focused on something other than their phones. Little girls love 'em the most, google or bing some pics.......

 

St. Phatty

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brother... what are you saving the dead birds for? and whats a "Silkie"?

I don't want to throw it in the trash.

Will bury it in the bird cemetery part of the garden.

Silkie's are classified as chickens. They walk funny, maybe because of an extra toe on each foot. Sort of like Charlie Chaplin. Their eggs are tiny.
 

Snook

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thanks SFL.. StF... I'm not from 'the country' but have spent, as you are schoolin me, not enough time learnin' chicken shit :biggrin: (stuff).. TY2:tiphat:
 
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