You know you live in the country if......

[armedoldhippy]

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do they got any buffalo there 'bouts Snook???

bison don't like cars. friend was at Yellowstone, buffalo were blocking road. idiot in front of them started blowing his horn & bison bull strolled over & shredded his right-front quarter panel & tore passenger
side door off. try explaining THAT to your insurance agent...

 

[Stoner4Life]

in '88 I rode out to Sturgis SD, before I'd left NY a friend had given me a set of longhorns to mount on my Harley. I couldn't figure out a way to secure them firmly so I left them in NY, when I was blocked on a roadway near Sturgis by a small herd of buffalo I was happy that I'd left them home.

 

[Budley Doright]

You know you live in the country if....

you know which leaves to wipe your ass with in an emergency

 

[Bud Green]

More importantly, you know which leaves not to use!

And actually, I have long ago found that a handful of long, green grass does an even better job....
...

 

[Trich_Tyson]

I don't anymore..but..
when everyone you pass waves, and you do the same.

 

[Trich_Tyson]

and.
when your pizza joint is the gas station.. which also doubles as your beer spot, and in a pinch you could grab a toaster and an orange hat while your there.

 

[Stoner4Life]

and.
when your pizza joint is the gas station.. which also doubles as your beer spot, and in a pinch you could grab a toaster and an orange hat while your there.

we've got a few joints like that up here.

 

[CaptainDankness]

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do they got any buffalo there 'bouts Snook???

You just don't fuck with a guy on a buffalo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1KGu4fJQEI

 

[Stoner4Life]

country girls just know how.......

country girls just know how.......

 

[Red Fang]

oh why can't I back up and get rid of that first character before what I intend to post? I did object to something else the thread starter said in my thread, but we can all learn to live to disagree right? what do you mean by 4 x 4? I think the intent of the thread was altered by the edit of the initial post. I don't know if you mean 4 wheel drive or some normally off road vehicles but we like in some somewhat more remote parts of Mass and have a a capable truck that can go to 4WD for snow plowing, and ATV's and a tractor that can snow blow, so hope for more snow. Hay no offense by the way, but ok I consider this the country, but if my health was better I would prefer to "live off the land" at least more than I do in the northern half of Maine or something or if younger too maybe Alaska like in those shows but not in the cards for me or those close to me. I can and have shot squirrels and rabbits and such in the back yard, we keep trying to get bear and deer here and nearby, hope we succeed! Venison tastes great by the way from those who have been so great and kind to share!

 

[Red Fang]

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oh a little big for my liking, close as I seem to see only moose like ones here and that is better, but she has an attractive face and the right attitude!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

yeah, Things that just ain't right!

 

[Betterhaff]

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I knew this chick that was a world class archer. She would shoot a longbow every once in a while for kicks. She was a tough one, it took about everything I had to draw the damn thing back.

 

[St. Phatty]

The most Collegial place around

is the local shooting range (no student loan needed !)

and the local "community college"

is like Junior College as taught by the TSA.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......




your 4H project really, really loves you

 

[Robrites]

 

[bestothebest]

That is a beautiful sign

 

[dc2569]

When you take a girl on a first date to a cockfight in harlan county! and it was her idea!

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[shithawk420]

thats a work of art right there.