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HaHaHashish
cul de sac
In the country, this is where calves are steered to
In the country, this is where calves are steered to
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You know you live in the country if......
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You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
your sweetie's awesome @ canoodling
You know you live in the country if.......
your sweetie's awesome @ canoodling
brown_thumb
Active member
Mmm... I have me a hankerin' fer some fishy tastin' stuff.
I'd give her a trophy.
what she is doing in the picture is called "noodling". to look at her, however, i'd bet she is great at "canoodling" as well...
brown_thumb
Active member
what she is doing in the picture is called "noodling". to look at her, however, i'd bet she is great at "canoodling" as well...
Is canoodling, noodling while high?
ChinggisKhaan
Active member
No,
ca·noo·dle
kəˈno͞odl/
verbinformal
gerund or present participle: canoodling
Origin
mid 19th century (originally US): of unknown origin.
ca·noo·dle
kəˈno͞odl/
verbinformal
gerund or present participle: canoodling
- kiss and cuddle amorously.
"she was caught canoodling with her boyfriend"
Origin
mid 19th century (originally US): of unknown origin.
something even greasier than noodling catfish.......
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
ho ho ho!
Nothing says Merry X-mas more in the country than guns!
best very X-mas present (besides that uncontested divorce)
from my wife was the Beretta a303 12 gauge shotgun.......
gotta get me some of these
You know you live in the country if.......
ho ho ho!
Nothing says Merry X-mas more in the country than guns!
best very X-mas present (besides that uncontested divorce)
from my wife was the Beretta a303 12 gauge shotgun.......
gotta get me some of these
al70
Well-known member
i thought she was jokin when she said she'd put them to good use,,, lol
ho ho ho!
Nothing says Merry X-mas more in the country than guns!
best very X-mas present (besides that uncontested divorce)
from my wife was the Beretta a303 12 gauge shotgun.......
gotta get me some of these
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al70
Well-known member
My second wife bought a 4" Python for me at Christmas 1976. [URL=https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=61&pictureid=73060&thumb=1]View Image[/url]
...secretly...I wanted the 6 inch barrel & so did she...
i got a f/.,ing deodorant, and an aftershave balm, some people have to complain, goodluck all
M
moose eater
My second wife bought a 4" Python for me at Christmas 1976. <a href="https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=61&pictureid=73060" target="_blank">View Image
...secretly...I wanted the 6 inch barrel & so did she...
I gave my first wife a .380 Auto Back-up for our wedding.
Not too awful long afterward, I realized, "A person should know another a lot better before marrying them.. and a WHOLE lot better before giving them a handgun while cohabitating with them... unless they're really into a long, drawn out game of what amounts to a newer version of Russian Roulette."
The version of that game wherein you get out of bed each day, and wonder if that's the day when your partner drinks enough to point a loaded gun at you....
For my second marriage, I simply gave my wife a ring, a trip up the Cassiar and Alaska Hwys, and some craft supplies...
I waited nearly 2 decades before she got a handgun from me as a gift.. By then I was fairly sure she wouldn't point it at me.. Though a person can do some horrific damage with a knitting needle, let me tell ya'!!
Edit: I should add that the story about my first wife and the .380 Auto is true. But while my second/long-term/current wife indeed engages in crafts, and I -have- purchased supplies and tools for, unlike my first wife, she's never assaulted me. I did much better the second time around.. ;^>)
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knowing what I do by now about the 'fairer sex' I'd have to say that you guys are all optimists, I wouldn't keep anything in the house sharper than a butter knife, never mind any guns.......
i tried to teach my wife how to shoot a pistol...right up until i realized she was better at it than i was. i'm not afraid at all that she might shoot me, but i flinch like a son of a bitch thinking what she could do with a cast iron skillet while i'm asleep. that wouldn't bother the neighbors or wake our sons up...
Stoner said it right,except for the butterknife .that would hurt the most.you don't give guns as gifts around here cause they'll use it!
