rockymountainJ
Active member
You know the importance of parts lists...... cause 50 cent parts can cost you 20$ in gas to go get!!
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You know you live in the country if......
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Buying 2 of everything, in case one breaks. Know that one by heart!
atk7
Active member
And just for the same cost reasons , before you dispose of any old broken appliances or tools you strip it of any nuts, bolts , screws, cords Etc and put the salvaged pieces into the parts bins you have set up in your shed just so you won't have to run to town for a 10 cent bolt. Lol
And you have your own junk yard...
GuerrillaRed
Member
The guy who lives in the tent/RV behind your property randomly comes by to smoke a bowl with you.
Deer are more annoying than cute.
People actually jump in to help with manual labor instead of shirking away like a bunch of bitches.
All the attractive women have moved out of your county.
People actually talk properly and are easy to do with business with. Try to get a garage built in the city versus the country, it will blow your mind.
You go weeks without seeing a homeless person or beggar.
Deer are more annoying than cute.
People actually jump in to help with manual labor instead of shirking away like a bunch of bitches.
All the attractive women have moved out of your county.
People actually talk properly and are easy to do with business with. Try to get a garage built in the city versus the country, it will blow your mind.
You go weeks without seeing a homeless person or beggar.
Snook
Still Learning
like the stuff my garden runs successfully on? bulbs, timers, pumps and all that other essential stuff.
St. Phatty
Active member
They show up in unusual places.
I suggest going to a Wild Horse Auction.
Women like horses.
My neighbor thought our deer were cute as long as they were eating my garden. I asked him about shooting one for meat, he said, no can't do that, he and another neighbor wouldn't like it.
Then the deer ate his tomatoes and now he's talking about shooting the deer.
rockymountainJ
Active member
You can't wait for winter when all the tourists go back to the city and stay there for the rest of the year!!
....... in the front yard!
front yard??? we call that 'yard art' up here. people are always checkin' it out as they drive by. I've got an old decrepit farmers hay wagon decorating mine
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
you can go to the bank to apply for a mortgage wearing jeans and your favorite Carhartt t-shirt, just got back and approved for my loan if I want it.......
btw, it's 88F here today, the loan officer (a chick) was wearing slacks and a nice tank top, could it possibly be 'casual Tuesday', nah we're just in the country
You know you live in the country if.......
you can go to the bank to apply for a mortgage wearing jeans and your favorite Carhartt t-shirt, just got back and approved for my loan if I want it.......
btw, it's 88F here today, the loan officer (a chick) was wearing slacks and a nice tank top, could it possibly be 'casual Tuesday', nah we're just in the country
Yard art. One of the best I saw was a toilet turned into a planter.
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noyd666
when there's no suits visable.
rockymountainJ
Active member
You dont wash your truck ever...... cause fck what's the point? Dirty in 5 min anyways
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Robrites
if your recipe for cornbread does NOT include sugar, & is NOT written down anywhere...
