You know you live in the country if......

[dddaver]

I'm thinking that guy is there to "pave paradise and put up a parking lot".

Cool Joni Mitchell reference bro. You must be one of us "classics". That is a really old tune. Still relevant too, dammit it all.

 

[noyd666]

IF THERE"S A MOB O THESE BLOKES IN YER TOP PADDOCK.

 

[mowood3479]

What is that a kangaroo that's vying for a podium in the kangaroo Olympia?
I've never seen one that looked so yoked

 

[7thson]

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[Robrites]

theres no traffic lights and only one lazy sheriff....yeehaw fuck da city

There is not one traffic light in our entire county!

 

[_tessarecting]

Those roos have a gene that doesn't control muscle growth...they get ripped automatically...ever seen the body builder kids? Same thing.

I have to drive 30 minutes to see a stop light.

 

[noyd666]

OVERALLS ABOUND.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......



corn rows have nothing to do with greasy hair styles.

 

[Gry]

For some reason the three sisters diet come to mind.

 

[Snook]

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roid rage roo! :jawdrop:

 

[shithawk420]

Are those roos real and not photoshoped?thats fucked

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When the raw milk you pick up at the farm down the road is still at cow body temperature.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

When your neighbors llamas, fallow deer, pot bellied pig & miniature horses like your yard better than theirs.

 

[mufinman]

When the raw milk you pick up at the farm down the road is still at cow body temperature.

that is some GOOOOOOOd stuff.

 

[stoned-trout]

I know I don't live in the country no more..it never gets real dark here..light pollution everywhere....yeehaw...moooooooooooo..that's a Hearst cow..

 

[MJPassion]

When there are yellow holes in the snow in random places all over the property.

 

[Stoner4Life]

For some reason the three sisters diet come to mind.

sounds like a farmer's daughter(s) joke.......

 

[noyd666]

if your back yard looks like this

 

[Bud Green]

Holy cow noyd!

I had no idea that white, lab rats could get that big!

We have a company here that makes big rat traps.. PM me and tell you how to order one....

 

[noyd666]

if you have a good look at it it sorta looks stuffed lol.