You know you live in the country if......

[Al Botross]

when your water smells like Farts.

 

[noyd666]

SOUNDS JUST LIKE TASMANIA.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

http://www.wsmv.com/story/30654135/cougar-spotted-on-camera-in-humphreys-county

 

[Snook]

sometimes its TOO quiet and I hear... no, no, none of that..

 

[armedoldhippy]

when you sit on the porch with your deer rifle and HOPE some Islamist bozos drive by... "Earl, this is Jim Bob. yeah, they just went by, go ahead & block the road. we'll be there in a minute. don't start without us, you selfish shit..."

 

[redlaser]

http://www.wsmv.com/story/30654135/cougar-spotted-on-camera-in-humphreys-county

a neighbor that jogs on the roads and sometimes on connecting logging roads heard a louder deep wooshing noise one morning and turned to see a mountain lion taking down a deer. Not sure which animal made the noise, could have been either. I've got two game cameras out and it took about a year to finally get one on camera. Don't have any bait for them but there is water close by.

 

[MicroRoy]

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......

Your wife asks you to put up "No Trespassing" signs, but nobody is ever going to see them anyway...

 

[50YardLine]

You know you live in the country if..........

it takes your dog 10 minutes to come back inside, because he is chasing deer.

 

[50YardLine]

You know you live in the country if..........

50 turkeys walk through your property

you fall asleep nude outdoors, you don't wake up in jail. Only a burnt pecker.

 

[justpassnthru]

At midnight on Christmas Eve you accidentally lock yourself out of the house and have to walk a half mile nude on dirt lumpy holey silent roads with the noise of coyotes and smell of pines and fireplace's. Didn't have to ring the doorbell, the dogs do that. jpt

 

[shithawk420]

Lol i think the bigger question is what the hell you were doing naked by yourself!lol

 

[sdd420]

You know you live in the country if..........

50 turkeys walk through your property

you fall asleep nude outdoors, you don't wake up in jail. Only a burnt pecker.

That sir is a god given right

 

[Capt.Ahab]

When you take a shot at a deer and the neighbor shows up an hour later to help drag it out of the woods.
"I heard yer shot a while back while I was milkin' the cows. Figured ya got him so I come by to help ya drag im' out, ayup. Wife hankers for the liver with some onion so if ya aint wantin' it Id be glad to take it home for her."

 

[_tessarecting]

Heating your house involves getting sick from the fumes of a chainsaw because you were too much of a n00b to wear a mask

 

[Capt.Ahab]

You runnin' that saw inside the house? LOL.

 

[_tessarecting]

Im just a country bitch

 

[Snook]

when the chickens have no names.

 

[Bwanabud]

When trees are named, for your treestand placements.

When you walk into electric fences in the dark.

When you pimp your tractor, more than your truck.

When you can piss, and shoot the pistol off your porch at the same time.

 

[kaochiu]

When your cow has been abducted by an UFO and now it talks french and you call the local tv, only to repent next day when waking up with a hangover.