You know you live in the country if......

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......

It's more than 5 miles to the nearest non-residential building. Not counting barns, sheds, stables or meth labs..
Then you get to what calls itself a country store, but all you can buy there is cigarettes, beany-wienies, Spam, and a stale loaf of Sunbeam white bread..

If you want real groceries, it's a 30 mile round trip drive or more...

 

[Snook]

You know you live in the country if......

It's more than 5 miles to the nearest non-residential building. Not counting barns, sheds, stables or meth labs..
Then you get to what calls itself a country store, but all you can buy there is cigarettes, beany-wienies, Spam, and a stale loaf of Sunbeam white bread..

If you want real groceries, it's a 30 mile round trip drive or more...

and do NOT get high before you go! or its another 30 mile round trip to get what you forgot. even with the list.

 

[Snook]

I was going to respond to your PM Bud but this reminded me...

You know you live in the country if you cut your own tree from your back yard, every year.

Merry Christmas Bud..

 

[MicroRoy]

You know you live in the country if

You have an old truck with a coat hanger hooked to the gas and you can hook the bend on top over the turn signal. So you can jump out to throw off bales. With flaking and a good spread.

 

[Stoner4Life]

you just have to install one of these in your window.......

I could see sittin' there working the bong, birds
coming in & out and never being guilty of holding
any in captivity.

 

[exploziv]

.. when you just leave your car in the middle of the road 2 days and no one bothers you cause they can't pass on the road.

 

[BlueBlazer]

When your hot shower smells like a hot dump without a filtration system of some kind.

 

[noyd666]

when you use a bucket to wash -shower with.

 

[noyd666]

or have long dropper in back yard.

 

[Snook]

or have long dropper in back yard.[URL="https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=53293&pictureid=1298863&thumb=1"]View Image[/URL]

If its OK with you Bud and not that you started this thread 2b a contest but:
I recon Ima votin fo ya tob da winna, noyd. Pictures too!

 

[MicroRoy]

http://farming-videos.com/skiing-in-sweden/

Hot Swedish farm girls.

 

[noyd666]

there's still a Saturday night dance hall.

 

[Bud Green]

You know you live in the country if......

The nearest Starbucks is more than 80 miles away....twice as far as the nearest liquor store!

 

[Green Squall]

The pizza place laughs at you when you try to order delivery.

 

[MicroRoy]

 

[noyd666]

your grog turns up in the boot of a car. old twin spinner.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Gulch Lake, Paul Bunyan State Forest.......

yeah, you're in the country

 

[_tessarecting]

You know you live in the country
if the country knows you live in it

 

[MicroRoy]

 

[Snook]

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I'm thinking that guy is there to "pave paradise and put up a parking lot".