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You know you live in the country if......

Stoner4Life

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oh yeah! a masters degree in hillbilly engineering.......

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Bud Green

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You know you live in the country if......

You just love homemade beef soup....:dance013:

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Stoner4Life

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some nice looking melons there. i'm more into peaches, but i appreciate melons as well...:woohoo:
was working in NYC when I was 12/13 yrs old, I was riding the freight elevator with Peter DeSantis, a very grizzled truck driver & owner of the building we rented space from.

So he says to me "Hey kid! You know how to eat pussy?" I remember standing there wide eyed & my mouth hung open... he then delivers the punchline, "ya turn it inside out! Eat it like a peach!! And spit out the pit!!!"

of course he roared w/laughter, his big belly bouncing, a picture that's firmly etched upon my mind, like it was yesterday.......
 

Bud Green

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You know you live in the country if......

Something as trivial as not having a store bought boat is not gonna keep you from going fishing..

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A nice river complete with trouts runs next to my house. Apart from the odd fisherman it's a very quiet place, and perfect to take a canoe and paddle a bit on your own.
But, if you go down more than ten km, you risk meeting this
 

GMT

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You take a shit, open the window and a worse smell of shit comes in from the farmers spraying their fields.
 

Stoner4Life

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You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......




lol, tractor's real, but those tires are a photoshop job, check out the rear tire shadow, it's knobbed like the tire that's really on there :dunno:

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