You know you live in the country if......

[St. Phatty]

not sure, but barns burn down regularly around here if you bale it when it is still damp & put it in the loft...

OK, well THAT doesn't sound like fun.

Has anyone ever turned one of these impromptu bonfires into a barbecue ? Once they got the fire under control, why not set up the barbecue rig ? Works for everyone except the pig.

Hot Compost. Maybe that's what took down the *** CENSORED - off topic Speaker's Corner type content *** /sarc

 

[Tonygreen]

When yer in and out the boat ramp and launched in 90 seconds.

 

[Teddybrae]

when they hate what they don't understand!

 

[Rodehazrd]

When a trip to the store counts as going out

 

[CosmicGiggle]

When a trip to the store counts as going out

... and you always have a good time 'cause people talk to ya!!

 

[CannaRed]

when they hate what they don't understand!

That's everywhere - country, suburbs, city and everywhere between.

 

[TychoMonolyth]

OK, well THAT doesn't sound like fun.

Has anyone ever turned one of these impromptu bonfires into a barbecue ? Once they got the fire under control, why not set up the barbecue rig ? Works for everyone except the pig.

Hot Compost. Maybe that's what took down the *** CENSORED - off topic Speaker's Corner type content *** /sarc

I know of 2 barn fires here last year. There's probably more. But 250 dairy cattle lost in one fire.

 

[Stoner4Life]

white trash variety of country folk, just being who they be best

 

[CannaRed]

Look granny! Your rolly bed just got us supper!

 

[armedoldhippy]

"hush boy! gotta finish my cigareet a'fore they'll load me into the amblance..."

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......




yeah, it could happen

and remember: Thick thighs save lives.

 

[St. Phatty]

yeah, it could happen

That could be interpreted a number of ways, depending on one's perversion setting.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Next are some personal/home defense rounds.

This shit will shred an assailant, right into the kingdom come...

R.I.P. ~ Radically Invasive Projectile ammo.

Available in 9mm
10mm
40 S&W
.380 auto
probably many other calibers
and then in 12 gauge shotshells

The front of the projectile splits up into 5 fragments,
bottom spiral portion is the slug, the 6th wound channel.

This is some serious self defense ammo, hit an intruder anywhere & it would likely prove fatal, could rip an arm right off @ the shoulder. YouTube is full of review videos, guys shooting @ ballistic gel & chicken.


I'm a 12 gauge kinda guy.

 

[dddaver]

So, is getting tongue action from a cow bestiality or does that mean she's just really horny? ...You might live in the country if that's where you go to get your kicks.

 

[h.h.]

 

[armedoldhippy]

Next are some personal/home defense rounds.

I'm a 12 gauge kinda guy.

that is serious looking gear, Stoner! i'm a 10 gauge sort myself. i'm afraid that something like that might go through a wall & hit another family member. my turkey loads in #6 shot probably would not, but still wreak havoc at the distance i would pull the trigger. that IS interesting however. wonder if they are available in .38 or .357?

 

[CannaRed]

A bear bit my neighbors canoe, and drug it across his yard by his teeth.

Supposedly stole a bunch of birdfeeders as well. I'm not certain.

I think there's a little old bird lady stealing feeders and putting them in her yard. Using all the bear sightings as cove.

 

[St. Phatty]

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So, is getting tongue action from a cow bestiality or does that mean she's just really horny? ...You might live in the country if that's where you go to get your kicks.

I didn't notice the tongue before. Aww, what a cute pet-that-you-can-eat.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......



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