You know you have short term memory loss when

[420somewhere]

I'll try and remember that

I'll try and remember that

Alzheimer's for married guys is new pussy every night!!

Better than that I'll ask my wife to remind me

 

[angelgoob]

When you build a new multti-chambered bong out of a glass piece hooked onto an antenna into a Mt Dew bottle and the light shroud of a hurricane lamp and smoke an entire bowl in one hit.Then you take out your lighter to light it again but you realized you're really baked off the first hit, so you put the lighter down and go to work and operate a 5,000watt laser.

 

[MicroRoy]

When you channel surf during a commercial and forget what you we're watching. When you're ready to go back.

 

[Slim Pickens]

When you have an idea for a smart reply to a post,but by the time you get to the end,you forgot what you were going to wri...