You know you have short term memory loss when

[noyd666]

somebody that knows will come along and let us know, I don't recall.

 

[dddaver]

This is just a helpful reminder so if Amanda ever forgets where she left her phone, she'd know where to look.

 

[Ghostdawg]

forgot what i was gonna say

 

[Floridian]

When you fill your 50 gal. rainbarrel in the kitchen with R/O water and forget to turn it off just to discover a nice little flood.In the 10 or so years doing this,its happened probably a half dozen times.O and leaving notes in obvious places doesn't help either,I'm that far gone

 

[noyd666]

when you unplug yer pump elec plug and later plug it into another one that runs the pump without stopping, close call lol.

 

[Phineas Freak]

If you can't leave your apartment for 3 days, because you placed your keys somewhere.

 

[MicroRoy]

You have your hand in your pocket. Then sit in your car then realize your key is still in yout pocket.

 

[noyd666]

I have been known to check my mail on Sunday.

yep ours is full of junk mail sunday.

 

[Betterhaff]

How do we tell the difference between our weed memory loss , and say , Alzheimer or Dementia ? Not that I am worried or anything like that , but if I remember right , it's been on my mind lately , lol

What's been on your mind?

He forgot.

 

[Walt Jabsco]

look all over for sunglasses. finally realize they are on top of your head.

 

[MicroRoy]

When the waitress brings me the wrong food. I eat it cause I am not really sure what I ordered.

It might piss off the next guy but I get to try something new.

 

[MicroRoy]

When all your heavy shirts and jakets are in your vehicals it's 29 % and your leaving the house.

 

[Floridian]

When you are still scrolling to the right bottom of the page to change forums.I brought up this subject at least a couple weeks ago it drives me nuts yet I still scroll down for forum change please someone help me.I have stage 714 memory loss syndrome

 

[mr.brunch]

look all over for sunglasses. finally realize they are on top of your head.

After finding sunglasses, accuse everyone of taking your lighter, before realising it's in your hand...

 

[MJPassion]

You get up to do something and as soon as your standing... sit back down.
What was I getting?

 

[420somewhere]

Haha...

Haha...

You get up to do something and as soon as your standing... sit back down.
What was I getting?

Like it never happens to me

 

[angelgoob]

In the last 10 minutes of a movie you're like "I've seen this movie before..."

 

[noyd666]

you walk all the way to your workshop and stop and think to your self !WHAT THE FUK WAS IT , and then take the wrong item back FUK.

 

[indalo]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with these experiences , lol

 

[kmk420kali]

Alzheimer's for married guys is new pussy every night!!