what do you tell a cop when he asks if you are carrying drugs or weapons?

[Guest]

tell him you have IBS and if you dont get to a throne your going to shit your pants

 

[Inavixious]

"No Sir"

 

[DankSwayzee]

point the gun at him and say, "gotcha." No but really, if you smoked in your car then may you have some sort of smell good product along with some clear eyes and do your best to sound upbeat or suprised. I'm no pro, so I won't advise anyone on what to say word for word, but we all get a turn at being actors when these things come up.

Lexus is Toyota, Infiniti is Nissan and Acura is Honda. The luxury versions of these cars come with luxury options and usually more powerful motors. I would pay for the better motor alone, but I'm a car guy. In my opinion, the biggest rip off is that the Japanese didn't bring us all of their high powered motor/chassis setups.

 

[Inavixious]

If you smoke in your car I would advise having some homegrown tobacco handy and a pipe specifically for that, and if you do get pulled over, have THAT in plainview. Most officers would just assume the smell (unless it's just the classic chronic reek) would be that tobacco. Also, smoke some of that tobacco after you blaze or right before, to dilute the chron smell, then open the window or keep it down while smoking.

Oh, and slap a Support Our Troops sticker on the back of your car and don't look like some no-good doper. It works.

 

[ItsGrowTime]

I dont understand the smoking in the car thing. There HAS to be an alternative?!? Go into a gas station bathroom to blaze. Just lazy. Its a lot better than getting lit up with a hotboxed Honda Civic. Common sense people.

 

[Pipedream]

Here are two answers from authoritive sources. No, not me. The first is the back of my Lawyers business card, and the second is a reprint from an old High Times from about 5 or 6 years ago. Keep this in mind for all situations, not just auto stops!!!

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[Guest]

Tell them no, If its late at night tell them to wake up a judge, prove probable cause, get some dogs and do not give op any rights . More people need to say no if everyone does this will end. The rat Ba$tards will spend all their time getting dogs and judges out of bed or off the bench to issue search warrants. When I never had anything I would make them do this. They will stop.Problem is in US is they will put it on you. Thats why living there is not an option. If you do remember ALWAYS soy no.... to cops

 

[supermanlives]

tel him no drugs or weapons . right now your carrying your ex in the trunk

 

[supermanlives]

take it from me if you refuse you will be getting a visit from the drug dog. if you got drugs hide em well and allow the search.its alot harder to fool the dog then the dumbass cop

 

[ItsGrowTime]

take it from me if you refuse you will be getting a visit from the drug dog. if you got drugs hide em well and allow the search.its alot harder to fool the dog then the dumbass cop

Wow thats horrible advice. NEVER voluntarily submit to a search whether you have anything on you or not. Allowing a search opens you up to so many things. Im sure cops never think about planting evidence to get the outcome they desire

 

[idontgivenames]

worse comes to worse and u know your fucekd, pretend like you cant talk and write stuff out on a sheet of paper.

 

[Chamba]

worse comes to worse and u know your fucekd, pretend like you cant talk and write stuff out on a sheet of paper.

and then your cell phone rings..........

 

[Guest]

I just squint my eyes,let my cigarette hang from the corner of my mouth and say,"what took you so long".