Very wrong, and...EWWWW

[Uncle Jesse]

I don't want to offend all the religious freaks on this forum(if there are any) or to contradict all the pedo haters here, but bear with me for a bit of twisted logic.

The Bible says that God(in the form of the Holy Spirit) came upon Mary, a virgin about 11 or 12 years old, and got her with child. In almost every state in the U.S., this would constitute a sex offense(sexual battery on a child under 13) and the Holy Spirit would be labeled a sexual predator. Furthermore, the Bible states that we are all created in the image of God. Does that mean that we are all pedos by divine creation?

Let the flaming begin!

you do use some twisted logic there Pops

I think the word is( immaculate conception )

no flame suit needed pops. but for the hell of it, what if we are all wrong

and it was the big bang theory ?

 

[Pops]

Actually, Uncle Jesse, as an anthropologist, I have studied human evolution quite extensively and believe in the Big Bang and don't believe that God banged a virgin.

 

[Uncle Jesse]

Actually, Uncle Jesse, as an anthropologist, I have studied human evolution quite extensively and believe in the Big Bang and don't believe that God banged a virgin.

I don't think he did either.

 

[WolfSpider]

this is your new goddess. bend over and repent.

 

[Pops]

Damn, Wolf. I'm a believer!!!!!(Wonder if she has any whips and chains. I've been a very bad boy).

 

[WolfSpider]

perks of praying
no wips and chains, only sharp objects.

 

[Guest]

So if Mary got preggo without a man that would make her a hermie!

 

[Jnicks]

DISGUSTING!!

 

[Nikijad4210]

So if Mary got preggo without a man that would make her a hermie!

Now there's a theory I haven't seen entertained!

 

[Uncle Jesse]

So if Mary got preggo without a man that would make her a hermie!

uummmm ...........thats just not right !

 

[Farmer John]

jeesh

 

[Pops]

Hermies, trannies, pregnant virgins. Damn, I 'm getting confused!!!!!!!

 

[Farmer John]

Only now I noticed her schlong.

 

[Nikijad4210]

Only now I noticed her schlong.

How the hell could you miss it?

 

[Guest]

How the hell could you miss it?

He was busy looking at his boobs.
LMAO

Seed

 

[Pops]

Seed, I'm a little worried about the kind of pics you keep on your computer. I thought I was the only depraved pervert here!

 

[Nikijad4210]

I thought I was the only depraved pervert here!

You thought wrong. Never put a depraved mind past a stoner, let alone a male