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Very wrong, and...EWWWW

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Pops said:
There are advantages to having sex with 84 yo women. You can lick the kitty and suck on their nipples at the same time.

That is sooooo twisted LOL
 

Pops

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Well, I'm out of here. I have to go chop the balls off one of my little boys and use his spunky goodness to knock up one of my little girls. Talk about perversions!!!!
 

Pops

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Well, back again. My little boys haven't finished puberty yet. Their little balls are empty!
 
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Pops said:
Well, back again. My little boys haven't finished puberty yet. Their little balls are empty!
Well, since your old..and you just admitted to fondling young boys.....Folks! I think we have come full-circle! lol
 

Pops

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Yep, I got my problems, no doubt. I just think it is a shame that she has to pay the kid $5,000. That makes him a hooker and no 11 year old dick is worth $5k.
 

Tarkus

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I beg your pardon but I believe mine was. Slightly more now that I am 10 years older....did I say slightly more? I meant much more, much more.....
 

Uncle Jesse

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Man if it ain't priests it teachers and coaches now women on deaths door can't even leave kids alone,.......man we gotta send a message to these friggin sicko's

if it's proved by forensics or DNA or video something proof posative ,
move em
right to the front of the line... put a rush on it and fire up old sparky and turn the juice up real slow !
till there medium well . I just don't think it can be cured and why should we pay to take care of them or trackem .
 
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One of my fav jokes!

What does an 80-year-old woman's puss taste like?





Depends.



sick, but funny. Pedophiles should be burned at the stake, shot, hung then shot again.
 

Pops

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I don't want to offend all the religious freaks on this forum(if there are any) or to contradict all the pedo haters here, but bear with me for a bit of twisted logic.

The Bible says that God(in the form of the Holy Spirit) came upon Mary, a virgin about 11 or 12 years old, and got her with child. In almost every state in the U.S., this would constitute a sex offense(sexual battery on a child under 13) and the Holy Spirit would be labeled a sexual predator. Furthermore, the Bible states that we are all created in the image of God. Does that mean that we are all pedos by divine creation?

Let the flaming begin!
 
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Pops said:
I don't want to offend all the religious freaks on this forum(if there are any) or to contradict all the pedo haters here, but bear with me for a bit of twisted logic.

The Bible says that God(in the form of the Holy Spirit) came upon Mary, a virgin about 11 or 12 years old, and got her with child. In almost every state in the U.S., this would constitute a sex offense(sexual battery on a child under 13) and the Holy Spirit would be labeled a sexual predator. Furthermore, the Bible states that we are all created in the image of God. Does that mean that we are all pedos by divine creation?

Let the flaming begin!
What are you trying to imply Pops? That God is horny?

Seed
 

minds_I

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Hello all,

Buahahahahaha, Pops

I am goin gto wait over hear int he corner and watch the shit fly...good thing I brought my yellow slicker.

minds_I

PS: You do have some rather twisted thoughts.....I can respect twisted
 

Pops

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Seed, I didn't say that God is horny, but He(or She) does seem to prefer young virgins.
 

NserUame

Member
You gotta figure though, during the time of the bible 11 or 12 was damn near middle age. With the advances in medical technology children can actually enjoy childhood.
 

Pops

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Actually i happen to think that virginity is highly over-rated. But, whatever floats your boat!!!
 

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