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Very wrong, and...EWWWW

Pops

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I didn't state that it would be esthetically beautiful. I only said that there were advantages. Even though I am in my 60's and incredibly desperate, i wouldn't waste the $30 Viagra on an 84 yo woman. Even with half a dozen Viagra, Mr. Johnson would refuse to lift his bald, wrinkled head.

Quite frankly, the old broad needs to get a German Shepard. They last longer, can do it more often, aren't picky and don't talk about it.
 
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the imagery is just something i didn't need there pops.............thanks.......
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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If you need to get that image out of your mind, think of Roseanne Barr in a thong. That will get you going!
 

WolfSpider

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Pops said:
If you need to get that image out of your mind, think of Roseanne Barr in a thong. That will get you going!
cant find a smiley that throws up all over the place like i just did
 

Yummybud

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that kid is not going to enjoy sex ever again...... and horrible horrible nightmares for the rest of his life, " come to grandma muffin....." he'll wake up screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like the home alone kid.


but yeah that hot ass blonde teacher ( I think two different cases) having sex with her student , wow that would be my ultimate dream in highschool.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Better clean it up before Niki decides to save the big chunks and serve them to you as leftovers.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Sorry, Wolf. I was born with a depraved mind, and it only gets worse with age.
 

Yummybud

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I wonder if she had like a sex dungeon in her house with like one of those sex machines and whips and stuff.
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
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Sex machines??? A Sybian??? Those are badass!! Not knowing this from personal experince (I am a guy by the way...) but from watching videos. Um...d-documentary videos, heh heh.

Prunetang!!!!!! Fucking awesome!!!!
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Come on, Yummy, You are desperate enough, admit it. You would tap a granny. You just don't want your Mom and your sisters hot friends to find out about it. Give that old hag a ride in your Porsche and she would gum you to death!
 

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