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Trump thread part 2 (Or anything else we want to talk about that's ridiculous in politics today)

buzzmobile

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eastcoastjoe said:
Good day my lord 👑
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"Lord, thank You for this day. I ask that You would guide my path today and, more specifically, my thoughts, words and actions. Please be with me throughout the day and help me navigate whatever comes my way. Most importantly, help me to reflect and live out my life in a way that is honoring to You".
 
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Are you an asshole? Yes? No? How do you know either way?​

Being an asshole has a different meaning to different people. It varies by social class, race, gender, personality, mood, etc. Because of this, it can be a difficult thing to pin down, but in general, following the basic rules of applying common sense to most situations and being decent towards others will usually render you "asshole-free". Confused? You're not alone. People by the millions walk around every day performing actions they deem completely acceptable; Never cognizant of the fact that they just became a total asshole to someone around them. Maybe they ARE aware and just don't give a crap. Those that fall into the latter category are probably too far gone to be saved but if YOU care, you should definitely read this book.

"Don't Be An Asshole!" defines the specific types of assholes you may encounter and tries to examine why some people become the assholes they are, how to cope with them and what you can do (or not do) to make sure you don't become one yourself. It lists many a situation and place where asshole behavior is prevalent so that you can either prepare yourself or avoid them altogether.


Still confused? Maybe this will help. Imagine a book that could help you learn:​

How to deal with stress
  • Because asshole behavior stresses us out! What's better for stress than having your feelings justified by a complete stranger and having a laugh or two while you're at it?


How to deal with difficult people
  • The term "difficult people" itself implies people who are assholes. C'mon, if they weren't being assholes, would anyone think they are "difficult"? I can think of a lot of "difficult" people right now and every last one of them is an asshole. This group can include friends, employees, employers or just complete idiots.


How to deal with conflict resolution
  • There is no other cross section of society that is more intimately familiar with conflict than the asshole crowd. They can find or initiate conflict anywhere. Ballgames, the movies, church, online, in your bedroom... ANYWHERE. Do you wanna be caught helpless when you find yourself in a conflict with one of these good mood oppressors? You could even just hand them a copy of this very book and call it a day. They'll get the point.



Will this book help you find your soul-mate, find a better job, lose weight, increase your penis size or otherwise change your life?​

Probably not.


Will it give you the power to passive aggressively make your feelings known to jerks in your life?​

You betcha! Just hand them a copy and a smile.


Will it make you a star at the next "white elephant" gift-swapping, holiday party?​

Fo shizzle! Miss Mason-Jar-Wine-Glass ain't gonna have nothin' on you next year.


Life changing? No. Fun as all get-out? Yup!​

 
Microbeman

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buzzmobile said:

Are you an asshole? Yes? No? How do you know either way?​

Being an asshole has a different meaning to different people. It varies by social class, race, gender, personality, mood, etc. Because of this, it can be a difficult thing to pin down, but in general, following the basic rules of applying common sense to most situations and being decent towards others will usually render you "asshole-free". Confused? You're not alone. People by the millions walk around every day performing actions they deem completely acceptable; Never cognizant of the fact that they just became a total asshole to someone around them. Maybe they ARE aware and just don't give a crap. Those that fall into the latter category are probably too far gone to be saved but if YOU care, you should definitely read this book.

"Don't Be An Asshole!" defines the specific types of assholes you may encounter and tries to examine why some people become the assholes they are, how to cope with them and what you can do (or not do) to make sure you don't become one yourself. It lists many a situation and place where asshole behavior is prevalent so that you can either prepare yourself or avoid them altogether.


Still confused? Maybe this will help. Imagine a book that could help you learn:​

How to deal with stress
  • Because asshole behavior stresses us out! What's better for stress than having your feelings justified by a complete stranger and having a laugh or two while you're at it?


How to deal with difficult people
  • The term "difficult people" itself implies people who are assholes. C'mon, if they weren't being assholes, would anyone think they are "difficult"? I can think of a lot of "difficult" people right now and every last one of them is an asshole. This group can include friends, employees, employers or just complete idiots.


How to deal with conflict resolution
  • There is no other cross section of society that is more intimately familiar with conflict than the asshole crowd. They can find or initiate conflict anywhere. Ballgames, the movies, church, online, in your bedroom... ANYWHERE. Do you wanna be caught helpless when you find yourself in a conflict with one of these good mood oppressors? You could even just hand them a copy of this very book and call it a day. They'll get the point.



Will this book help you find your soul-mate, find a better job, lose weight, increase your penis size or otherwise change your life?​

Probably not.


Will it give you the power to passive aggressively make your feelings known to jerks in your life?​

You betcha! Just hand them a copy and a smile.


Will it make you a star at the next "white elephant" gift-swapping, holiday party?​

Fo shizzle! Miss Mason-Jar-Wine-Glass ain't gonna have nothin' on you next year.


Life changing? No. Fun as all get-out? Yup!​

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Hehe
 
eastcoastjoe

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I would rather be an asshole than a snitching little bitch

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audiohi

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Captain Red Eye said:
Drugs and whores and guns aren't the big issues with Hunter's laptop though.

It's the coverup / denial of the existence of the laptop to help swing an election and the possibility the big guy was getting 10%.

Case wide open.
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what was private citizen hunter being elected to?


 
audiohi

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Captain Red Eye said:
This close in age thing is interesting, it appears to be legislating morality, rather than protecting a person from having their actual consent violated.

If I understand the info. in your post correctly, a young lady is "lawfully" capable of consenting to sex with a person close to her age, but not capable of consenting to sex with somebody beyond a certain age, set by some group of all-knowing legislators. Looks like, according to the law, it's okay for a young lady to consent to bouncing on a firm and erect young penis, but if the penis is "too old", she couldn't possibly consent to that.

What if a 35 year old guy, got John Bobbitted (ouch!) and had a new, but younger penis stitched on? Do you think the young lady would be able to actually and "lawfully", consent to that? "Oh well Mr. 35 year old, I see your penis was donated by a 19 year old cadaver, therefore you're not raping me,
let's get it on" !!

How does the age of a penis effect the ability of the young lady involved to consent or not?

I suppose the same question would apply if things were reversed. A young guy of 17 can bang a 22 year old woman, but if he bangs a 35 year old woman, even if he really likes it, he's being raped.

It sounds like this law attempts to redefine the meaning of consent to mean, it's whatever the law says and not what the actual people involved have or have not consented to.

Also, if age differences are the criteria used to determine a person being "taken advantage of" I wonder why there's no legislation preventing hot 40 something year old gold digging women from banging rich 85 year old men? Are those 85 year old men being raped? 40 something gold digging hot chick being raped? I mean there's an age difference of 45 years!! View attachment 19104273 View attachment 19104275
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let me guess...

you live in a republican lead state that has or is currently trying to lower the age of consent while screaming about pedos and groomers?
 
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