TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[moose eater]

That's a burmese python in the Everglades. The snake is about to ingest a 77 lb. white tail deer. (They don't get very big way down south, but the snakes do.) Note the 'corkscrew' shape of the snake's tail wrapped around the deer legs. The snake used that as leverage to push the deer into its mouth.

Scientists Photograph Giant Python Swallowing a Full-Sized Whitetail Whole in First-of-Its-Kind Discovery

Researchers with the Conservancy of Southwest Florida photographed a Burmese python swallowing a full-sized whitetail deer in December 2022. The photos confirmed one of the researchers' worst fears: that the invasive snakes are eating Florida deer on a large scale.

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There probably needs to be an "Ewwwww!!!!" emoji here at the bottom bar.

 

[trichrider]

this is close...

 

[Ca++]

308 quarter pounders, in one sitting. Look at the size of it's head. Imagine getting your mouth that wide, and parking Bambi.

 

[Ca++]

Looking at fireworks, I discover that firework videos exist, for desensitising your dog.

Could this work on neighbours?