TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[CannaRed]

I broke my tailbone a few years back jumping on a broken trampoline.
A couple years later I had unrelated internal bleeding and had to go to the hospital after passing out and rebraking my tailbone.
My stomach was messed up from the internal bleeding, and I had the stinkiest gas. I mean I was stinking up the entire hallway I was placed in. This little lady came and pushed me to the X-ray room. I knew I couldn't fart in such an enclosed space - it would be devastating. So, I held it, and held it,. They seem to be taking along time just to take a few x-rays.
Lady comes back and says "well.... We'll have to try this again later, there seems to be a rather large gas bubble blocking the view of your tailbone."

Woman called me out on a fart I never even cut.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I haven't worn pants at all today.

 

[Teddybrae]

I m not wearing pants at the moment. Got out of bed this morning with my friend Roaring Roger. Thought my Wife would be impressed but after glancing at Roger she just went to the bathroom to brush her teeth ..
will probably go without my pants and plant some pine trees later .

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Ha!

Mine just left the house entirely.

I'm never wearing pants again.

 

[7thson]

This cheap beer tastes sub par.

 

[OranguTrump]

2 days until my entire country gets legal weed!


Holy shit, these are crazy times indeed!!!


P.S. I still lurk sometimes & miss being a-noyd.

 

[OranguTrump]

Aaaaand it's legal!

 

[Gry]

Congratulations ! Enjoy in good health.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

I slipped into the Twilight Zone

I slipped into the Twilight Zone

Had a very interesting (prolly once-in-a-lifetime) experience last night, I saw a 'ghost' that was actually an optical illusion of what appeared to be a 'naturally' occurring hologram, IF such a thing exists in reality.

So let me explain, I was getting ready for bed and had just turned out the lights but the room was still dimly lit up by the light coming from the TV screen.

On the bedside table was a small (4in) convex, folding magnifying mirror that I had been using. The mirror was not laying flat but tilted at a slight angle facing upward.

...... anyhow, when I turned out the overhead light and turned around, I was astonished to see a small, (1 in) perfectly formed, three dimensional oval object hovering about 7 in. above the mirror.

It also appeared to be giving off a softly glowing light from within and was totally believable as something that existed as a proveable 'fact' in objective, real-world reality.

.... of course I soon realized it wasn't a realtime material object after I squeezed it 3 times just to make sure 'cause it sure looked that real!

So the only thing it could be was a reflection. Looking at the surface of the mirror all I could see was blurry streaks, but getting up close to the 'object that didn't exist' and examining it in detail, I realized that 'it' was a three-dimensional oval elongation of the round light fixture on the ceiling being projected from the reflection in the mirror to the empty space above the mirror.

..... the interesting thing about this was that the projection of the reflection was totally three dimensional and could be examined from any angle and still appear to be 'real' no matter how many times you pinched it and found nothing there!

 

[CannaRed]

Had a very interesting (prolly once-in-a-lifetime) experience last night, I saw a 'ghost' that was actually an optical illusion of what appeared to be a 'naturally' occurring hologram, IF such a thing exists in reality.

So let me explain, I was getting ready for bed and had just turned out the lights but the room was still dimly lit up by the light coming from the TV screen.

On the bedside table was a small (4in) convex, folding magnifying mirror that I had been using. The mirror was not laying flat but tilted at a slight angle facing upward.

...... anyhow, when I turned out the overhead light and turned around, I was astonished to see a small, (1 in) perfectly formed, three dimensional oval object hovering about 7 in. above the mirror.

It also appeared to be giving off a softly glowing light from within and was totally believable as something that existed as a proveable 'fact' in objective, real-world reality.

.... of course I soon realized it wasn't a realtime material object after I squeezed it 3 times just to make sure 'cause it sure looked that real!

So the only thing it could be was a reflection. Looking at the surface of the mirror all I could see was blurry streaks, but getting up close to the 'object that didn't exist' and examining it in detail, I realized that 'it' was a three-dimensional oval elongation of the round light fixture on the ceiling being projected from the reflection in the mirror to the empty space above the mirror.

..... the interesting thing about this was that the projection of the reflection was totally three dimensional and could be examined from any angle and still appear to be 'real' no matter how many times you pinched it and found nothing there!

Like the optical illusion toy I had as a kid.
Two mirrored plates with a hole in the top.
Put in a small object or coin and it appears hovering above the hole.
Wish I had one now, to put a bud in. It'd be great gag in my cannabis bar. As soon as the mirrors get scratched it's no good. Ilusion ruined

 

[Stoner4Life]

so who's gonna open a fresh Halloween thread???

 

[mean mr.mustard]

It better have boobs

 

[armedoldhippy]

to hold our attention... wait, this isn't the "four word thread!

 

[Stoner4Life]

outta rep power yet again.......

 

[Stoner4Life]

coupla hours to go to full strength again

 

[1G12]

It better have boobs

Wait, what do we do for the women?

 

[armedoldhippy]

Wait, what do we do for the women?

what DON'T we do for them? besides giving birth, i mean. now that i have probably started a firestorm out of pure contrariness, i'll be going...

 

[Stoner4Life]

outta rep power yet again.......

ditto, again.......

 

[armedoldhippy]

outta rep power yet again.......

me too. again...or is it "still" ? it happens every damn time i get on here these days...

 

[Midnite Toker]

It's been a tuff year. Thinking about giving the pumpkin the knife and letting it carve me!