TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[GodSaveTheTsar]

Ok im finna take advantage of the randomness of this thread. K thx in advance

Turkey wants to ban iPhones https://youtu.be/E3aUL7LH0Sw

As an Armenian-American I have mixed feelings about this. I should be ecstatic about the Lira (sp? Turkish dollar) collapsing. But it actually frightens me a bit.

Luckily I learned about Tsar Nikolas II, so the Genocide is no longer on the top of my shit list.

Still.

I have ice hockey practice soon. I'm nervous. I love hockey but I'm too depressed to properly train...so basically I'm just there to be a fat-fuck.

I hope I make at least one gnarly glove save.

 

[GodSaveTheTsar]

I didn't make any gnarly glove saves.

I'm at a bar now & can feel people crawling inside of me. It making me cry. I want to leave and my bf is not happy with me--hes prolly gonna dump me for this

 

[GodSaveTheTsar]

...lmao sorry I was having a panic attack & had no other outlet at the time. Now I feel obligated to say I'm back at my bfs house & everything's fine for now.

Geez that was an awful feeling. It was like I was having a really bad acid trip.

People like to rake me over to coals for shit like this & I get it. But nobody PLANS/WANTS to cry at the fucking bar goddammit.

 

[Cvh]

Good that everything is fine again.

 

[noyd666]

HENRY THE EIGHTH WAS A GREAT BELIEVER IN THE CHURCH,

 

[moose eater]

The very worst part of a colonoscopy is that damned liquid they want you to drink 'til you're ready to puke.

Other'n that, it was just someone playing with my ass while I slept.

I thought that was why I got married??!!

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Teddybrae]

I see all is right with the world even tho I was absent from the PC crunching around the tinder dry bush here while a howling dry wind prompted me to (almost) pray that no one drops a match.

I see today's page contains scatological obsession that has become joined to lusting for blondes, transgenerational loss coupled with a decided lack of shame, colonoscopic recall, and anthropomorphism (that last is you Stoner).

None of you would believe how pleased I am to see all this insanity and reactive behaviour. And has anyone noticed how smoothly the calm tones of Cvh inserted themselves into today's Freudian pot pourri? Such elegance Mr Cvh! Almost sibilant!

Of course I am stoned to speak thus ... but not too much ... I can still spell and know that colonoscopic is not a word.

bye for now ...

 

[Green Squall]

The coyotes are having a hissy fit outdoors right now. I wanna go out there and scream with them

 

[moose eater]

Ever heard fox when they're mating? You'd swear a small child was being slowly tortured to death.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Fk alla those tiny 'rock hard nugs' in the little plastic pouch with their big hyped up names, I WANNA GET HIGH!

 

[Green Squall]

Ever heard fox when they're mating? You'd swear a small child was being slowly tortured to death.

There used to be tons of foxes around here until the coyotes started to move into the area maybe 20 years ago. I rarely see them anymore.

 

[GodSaveTheTsar]

I'm new to witchcraft. Let me preface the rest of this post by saying: I'm too lazy to be a scary witch (sorta like how I don't practice music anymore)

My only goal was to contact Tsarina Alexandra & Tsar Nikolas II. I used candles. I called on the spirit of Rasputin to help me. Nothing crazy has happened.

But I definitely feel closer to them.

 

[Weezard]

I'm new to witchcraft. Let me preface the rest of this post by saying: I'm too lazy to be a scary witch (sorta like how I don't practice music anymore)

My only goal was to contact Tsarina Alexandra & Tsar Nikolas II. I used candles. I called on the spirit of Rasputin to help me. Nothing crazy has happened.

But I definitely feel closer to them.

That make a goodly amount of sense.

They were also "Mad".
Try going nuts 'cause that's where to find them.


Just havin' a wee bit of fun.
Wee

 

[CosmicGiggle]

If yer looking to find out what happened to Anastasia, they already found her.

 

[moose eater]

I've been to Hell, Michigan in the '70s. I hitch-hiked through there when I lived in the another town in the Mid-West.

Then I went home again, to another place in SW Michigan. It was a trip I called 'To Hell and Back.' Best done with Dexedrine and good Mexican Oaxacan buds.

No offense intended toward Audie Murphy.

 

[minds_I]

i wonder if pence will pardon trump

 

[CosmicGiggle]

that's putting the cart before the horse, I just wanna see a pics of his MUG SHOT!!!!

 

[GodSaveTheTsar]

Hahaha glad nobody was mean about the witchcraft thing...if my exboyfriend sees it he'd put me through the ringer. My current boyfriend would also.

I don't see the big deal, because even though it sounds stupid I literally just wanted say hi to Tsarina Alexandra.

It's not like I'm summoning Satan. I'm evil enough, I don't need that bastard making me any worse

 

[GodSaveTheTsar]

I think Trump will get a lighter sentence because *things that will cause arguments*

But by the looks of him, I would be a lil surprised if he gets away unpunished.