masterchief
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i love this random thread, so many good laughs
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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II
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masterchief
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i keep taking typing tests and I feel like I'm never gonna break 100 wpm 
i can consistently hit mid to high 80's and less consistently low to mid 90's, and its been that way for a couple of weeks!
i can consistently hit mid to high 80's and less consistently low to mid 90's, and its been that way for a couple of weeks!
masterchief
Member
I wanna be able to type as fast as someone talks, and that's usually anywhere from 130-170 wpm
masterchief
Member
i feel like Im gonna need a mechanical keyboard to get better speeds and accuracy
this laptop keyboard is weird, i cant always tell if i actually pressed the button so sometimes i press it twice and that screws with me
this laptop keyboard is weird, i cant always tell if i actually pressed the button so sometimes i press it twice and that screws with me
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noyd666
who stole my lighter?
Goddamn kids
M
moose eater
Do fundamentalists get angry when I tell them I pinch the blossoms from my potato plants?
I only found one ladybug in the potato field today. Do you s'pose she's lonely, or happy all the insects she feeds on are hers alone?
Was the person who chipped the rim on my fine, glass 16-oz. beer schooner hoping to provide some sort of Pavlovian conditioning that would cause me to avoid drinking beer from it?
On a cold year like this, when the summer heat never really arrives, do the tomatoes and peppers feel like they would've lived up to their potential, but God was against them?
There's a lot of unanswered questions in this world. And only so much time left.
Now, back to the beer in that chipped glass.
I only found one ladybug in the potato field today. Do you s'pose she's lonely, or happy all the insects she feeds on are hers alone?
Was the person who chipped the rim on my fine, glass 16-oz. beer schooner hoping to provide some sort of Pavlovian conditioning that would cause me to avoid drinking beer from it?
On a cold year like this, when the summer heat never really arrives, do the tomatoes and peppers feel like they would've lived up to their potential, but God was against them?
There's a lot of unanswered questions in this world. And only so much time left.
Now, back to the beer in that chipped glass.
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noyd666
down to the local pub moose n pinch another glass.
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moose eater
I was a cub scout once. I have extras, noyd. Whether ammo, weed, or beer glasses, a guy should -always- have extras. ;^>)
sorry i'm lazy and copypaste with google transfer:
Today we celebrate a party, a break when it's nice to come back like this. the morning began with a nutritious smoothie and then walked to a steak lunch. I walked my stomach full into the backyard to hesitate and to get some green tea already in my kitchen. while enjoying the pre-fabricated cold-drawn lace cake.
the day was changing recently and I missed Volcano a few months ago. he that! can not smile when. At the same time, I started tracking the rays, though the betting went past. however, my mind stirred in the oven with a whiff of 00-flakes called pies. otherwise, it became a tasty one. When writing this, the small ticks came in
Today we celebrate a party, a break when it's nice to come back like this. the morning began with a nutritious smoothie and then walked to a steak lunch. I walked my stomach full into the backyard to hesitate and to get some green tea already in my kitchen. while enjoying the pre-fabricated cold-drawn lace cake.
the day was changing recently and I missed Volcano a few months ago. he that! can not smile when. At the same time, I started tracking the rays, though the betting went past. however, my mind stirred in the oven with a whiff of 00-flakes called pies. otherwise, it became a tasty one. When writing this, the small ticks came in
oh baby!!! 'bout to do a mega-kief bong hit, I'll be challenged hard to milk this one... can't decide
use my rescue inhaler first (increased lung capacity) or save it for rescuing my fat butt after I start to go under from oxygen deprivation.......maybe I should start a thread/poll and let you guys decide
I'm gonna eat a few 325mg aspirin first, jic.
too damned quiet in here, saturday night n'
everyone's doin' cool shyte elsewhere. .....
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noyd666
quite sunday here n i'm having a beer or three.
aint drunk a beer in forever. sticking to good German Liebfraumilchs or Jack Daniels. loved beer when i drank it though...
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noyd666
yer I just got two bottles of home made gear of a mate, I bottle of scotch whiskey 40%.
& I bottle of tequila 40%. could take awhile to drink.
& I bottle of tequila 40%. could take awhile to drink.
M
moose eater
We still have frozen raspberries from last year's harvest in the freezer; close to a gallon and a half of them. And this year's harvest is coming ripe now, and coming on STRONG, albeit about 2-3 weeks later than normal, like the salmon run and every other damned thing, apparently due to the colder spring and summer.
So my wife's thinking of making a bunch of raspberry wine; I still have my fermentation vents, but need to get her a 5-gallon glass carboy or 2.
All of my 5 & 6 gallon beer-brewing/fermentation buckets got used for salmon brine for smoking fish years ago, and will never be the same; no call for fishy beer yet..
She butchered the hell out of the raspberry arbor pruning last fall and this spring, trying to get it thinned properly, only keeping new viable chutes. It initially looked like a skeleton made of sticks earlier this spring, and I thought she'd finally done it in. But whether her pruning, or the moose taking out their resentment on the berries for my not tolerating their presence in the yard, the raspberries come back stronger every time.
Scary in a way. I'm not sure we could kill the buggers now if we wanted to.
So my wife's thinking of making a bunch of raspberry wine; I still have my fermentation vents, but need to get her a 5-gallon glass carboy or 2.
All of my 5 & 6 gallon beer-brewing/fermentation buckets got used for salmon brine for smoking fish years ago, and will never be the same; no call for fishy beer yet..
She butchered the hell out of the raspberry arbor pruning last fall and this spring, trying to get it thinned properly, only keeping new viable chutes. It initially looked like a skeleton made of sticks earlier this spring, and I thought she'd finally done it in. But whether her pruning, or the moose taking out their resentment on the berries for my not tolerating their presence in the yard, the raspberries come back stronger every time.
Scary in a way. I'm not sure we could kill the buggers now if we wanted to.
M
moose eater
Pinched the blooms off the entirety of my spud crop 2 days ago; got most of them before they'd opened. Will be doing it again soon. Keep that energy going where it's needed most; into the spuds.
